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"Hey, any idea what classes we have today? I know they changed the schedule." Y. Link said.
"Um…Give me a sec." Ness said, pulling out a paper and looking at it quickly.
"Shoot. I didn't know there was a bully class!" Ness exclaimed vehemently.
"Why? Do we have to go to it?" Popo asked suspiciously.
"Yes." Ness admitted with a grimace. "I did not know that Master Hand endorsed in such things."
"But we're not bullies!" Nana whined.
"Jiggly…" Jigglypuff said sadly.
"Pi." Pikachu said, trying to cheer her up.
"Well, whether we're bullies or not, we have to go." Link said. "I'd rather be in there, than getting spanked by Master Hand."
"YIPES! I agree!" Ness said hastily, at the mention of Master Hand.
Everybody else agreed, and they all dashed madly for their classroom.
"NO Running in the hallways!" The janitor cried.
"Sorry!" Link called back. Now, they walked fast to get to their class in time.
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Creak… Link pushed the classroom doors open, and the Smashers sneaked into their designated desks.
It was your average classroom, only it was chock full of moronic bullies. There was the fat bully from earlier, an extremely oversized and muscular bully, and there were various others.
Link slipped into his desk noiselessly, and kept as silent as the voids of outer space. He looked around the room warily, but none of the bullies had noticed him…yet.
Another silent scan of the room revealed that the teacher was not there yet. Link could only wonder if the room was going to be worse if the teacher was there, or without.
He was answered when the door slammed open and Bowser strolled into the room and walked up to the podium at the front of the room.
"There will be no need for books and such today." Bowser growled. "Most likely, most of you are too stupid to read anyways. It's a miracle that you are even here right now, so don't give me a reason to roast you, because I have that right." Bowser said, slamming his fist on his podium over and over, making the whole room shake.
"So…What are we here to learn again?" The muscular bully asked in a slow, deliberate way.
"You are here to learn how to deal with bullies, and to be bullies., depending on what you wusses like doing." Bowser growled again.
"Question." Ness said, raising his hand.
"Speak." Bowser ordered.
"Um…how do you plan on teaching us? Play acting?" Ness stuttered.
"Correct." Bowser smiled, although it looked more like a leer. "I will explain scenarios, and I will ask for volunteers. Depending on the scenario, you will be expected to act on your own terms, and at your own risk. The bully, or the victim, will win only by their own wit, ingenuity, and best of all, strength or lack of moral discipline."
"Do you like picking on people?" The fat bully asked.
"Me?" Bowser asked pointing at himself. "Not anymore. I'm just the teacher because I'm extremely experienced."
"Are we, the bullies, allowed to pick on you?" The muscular bully asked.
"Try me…" Bowser growled menacingly. That instantly shut up the bully, and Bowser continued his teaching.
"Now, time for scenario one…" Bowser said.
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"Yeah!" Link cheered. "You showed that bully, Ness!"
"Yeah, he got OWNED!" Popo yelled triumphantly.
"I never expected Bowser to be such a good teacher." Nana said thoughtfully.
"Pika!" Pikachu agreed.
"Really…it was nothing." Ness said modestly.
"Jiggly." Jigglypuff said.
"Thanks." Ness said. "Really, all Bowser said was use your ingenuity and wit, and since I actually HAVE morals, I was able to show the idiot up. Quite simple." Ness said.
"Yeah…Popo here got sat on by the fat bully. Sill feeling a little flat, friend?" Link asked concernedly.
"Ugh…I'll never forget the smell." Popo gagged.
"I won't let that happen again." Nana said.
"I like how you got him off, though." Ness said. "You got that sharp piece of ice, and…" Ness made a swift jabbing motion. "…WHAMMED in into his butt!"
"That was fun!" Popo laughed. "He squealed like a pig, and galloped all over the room until Bowser lost his patience and gave him a REAL reason to run around screaming."
"Now THAT'S a REAL way to bully somebody." Link quoted Bowser.
"It was too good to be true." Ness sighed.
"Yeah…But at least we stand a better chance against injustice, though." Link said.
"GIVE ME THAT FOOD!" The fat bully bellowed again. He was running at the group of kids, and going as fast as a train that's lost control.
Thinking quickly, Popo and Nana pulled out sharp icicles, and placed them on the ground just as the bully jumped at them to land on them. They dived to the side, just as the bully landed on the mound of sharp ice.
The bully sat there, with an unfathomable expression, and then after a few seconds, screamed like a monstrous creature, and ran around the hallway, bowling anything unfortunate enough to get in his way. That included the janitor, the walls, the kids getting stuff from their lockers, and…Master Hand. Master Hand spanked him, which only made the problem worse, and the bully was rushed to the hospital to get his butt stitched back together.
"Ouch…" Link grimaced as he looked at the decimated hallway.
"Tough luck for the underpaid Janitor." Popo said.
"Pika!" Pikachu said.
"You said it." Ness whistled as he looked around.
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"That was the recess bell!" Nana yelled joyfully.
"JIGGLY!" Jigglypuff said happily.
"Let's go, and celebrate the Ice Climber's victory over Fatman Eatspork!" Link said, putting his hand out. The rest of the Smashers put their hands in, and then they all threw their hand up in the air and cheered, and then ran for the playground.
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You know, I should have said something earlier.
Game 2002 sorta inspired this story with his own story, Those who deserve beatings.
And so, I dedicate this story to him, for outstanding and strong morals, and to a better future empty of needless torture and neglect.
Also, this story is a Christmas Special.
Ending Note: For those of you who are abusive bullies, that are reading this story, I only hope that you will, someday, come to realize that there is nothing to be gained from being evil. If you have insecurities, it is best to find some understanding people that you can call friends. Do not hide behind the cruel shield of sin, it will only destroy you from the inside.
Good luck, to you all, and may you find good friends, for those of you that lack them.
P.S.( To find a friend, the best tactic is to BE a friend. To be a GOOD friend requires good morals, and a kind nature.)