"...you know, I don't think it was such a good idea to let Lucina go off on her own," Petey Piranha spoke up as he glanced around, with it having been several minutes since the gassy sword bearing blue haired woman warrior known as Lucina left them.
Dry Bowser was polishing some of his dusty bones in the meantime, rolling his eyes around at the speed of sound. "Well of course it wasn't, but she was the one who dashed off."
"Are we gonna go and get her back?" Toadette chimed up as she had her arms wrapped around the back of her pink mushroom cap, swaying her lightweight body from side to side.
Dry Bowser shook his skull with a casual shrug, standing back up on his bony feet after having sat down for a while. "Well we have to... unless you want to deal with Chrom. And we know how he gets when his daughter is concerned..."
Suddenly Toadette's cellphone went off, with all three characters gulping as they looked at each other, all worried. Toadette grabbed her mushroom themed phone, which was mainly pink just like her.
"This is gonna be bad..." Toadette whimpered as she answered the phone, trying her best to hold it together in both the literal and figurative sense since she still had some high pitched squeaky farts to let out, having let one slipped from her whimpering. "H-hello, Chrom... what's up?"
"Oh this is bad..." Petey mumbled as he placed his green leaves on his face, with Dry Bowser nervously rubbing his red hair as Toadette began biting her fingernails on her right hand, her left hand holding her phone, with Chrom seemingly muttering gibberish through the speaker.
Elsewhere in the long drawn out hallways, Lucina was farting up more powerful poots, using them to cause property damage as she was having too much fun with her destructive flatulence, enjoying how deep and bassy they were as it made her giddy.
"Oh goodness, excuse me!" Lucina playfully exclaimed to herself as she began fanning the air with her left hand, taking in the stink she was making as she was amused from how big her smelly pants were getting from her flatulence filling it up at a fast pace. "Peeyew! If I knew I would end up smelling this funky, I would have let out these toots earlier!"
"My goodness, Lucinda, are you the one releasing that funky stink?" Henry laughed as he was fanning the air with one of his hands while having his other hand plug his nose, making a surprising entrance.
"H-henry!?" Lucina gasped as she let out a squeaky fart that caused the painting behind her to melt in an instant, freezing up as she was taken by surprise from Henry's sudden appearance. "W-what are you doing here?"
Henry moved his hands around as he. "Well I was looking at all these statues of the warriors who fought to the death here, being curious and all since I myself am a mage as you know, then I heard some deep echoing sounds that scared off the crows, and then this smell hit me."
"O-oh..." Lucina commented as she frowned, only for her eyes to light up as she brushed back her blue hair. "How does it smell to you?"
"Like cheese. Which granted already stinks," Henry laughed as he then let go of his nose, rubbing the back of his head. "Do you think I could get an inspection?"
"...Inspection of what?" Lucina questioned as she folded her arms together.
"Oh you know." Henry stated as he chuckled, shrugging in response. "Your rear."
"WHAT!?" Lucina exclaimed, with her shocked shout ironically not doing much to their surroundings compared to her flatulence as she flailed her arms about in shock. "You're kidding me, right? Did you see what my lovely farts did to this place!?"
"Oh come on, I'm sure I wouldn't get my face disfigured from your wonderful butt fumes," Henry stated calmly as he rolled his right hand around. "What's the worst that could happen to me? We've both faced worse on the battlefield."
"...All right, but if this ends up killing you, I can say that I warned you..." Lucina stated profoundly as she grabbed Henry and stuffed him into her rotten smelly pants, her butt blasting out several more bassy farts that sounded like heavy brassy instruments playing, with her smiling of relief on the grounds of both her wind breaking and Henry managing to take it.
Back with the troubled trio, Toadette was trying her best to stay calm as she was hearing Chrom raging across the other line, with Petey becoming more nervous with every garbled yell he heard from the speaker of Toadette's phone, Dry Bowser clenching his bony fists as he didn't know how they were going to get out of this mess, especially since Chrom didn't mess around when it came to his daughter.
"No... that wasn't an earthquake..." Toadette gulped as she was rubbing the back of her head nervously, beginning to sweat as she could feel how damp her clothing was getting. "I... just was a bit hungry, that's all... eh heh..."
Petey began munching on his leaves as he was panicking, his entire plant body trembling with fright. "Oh dear, if Chrom figures out what's going on-"
Dry Bowser slapped Petey across the back of the head. "Pete, just zip it and hope for the best!" He sighed as he placed his right skeletal hand on his bony forehead. "Of course, with this being Chrom, I guess I can't blame you for becoming panicked..."
"...guys... Chrom is coming here." Toadette said in a defeated voice as her eyes were filled with fear, stuffing her phone into her soaking wet diaper as she held her hands together in a frightened position, trembling. "We gotta go get Lucina..."
"Yeah, but where is she?" Dry Bowser responded as he showed off the various hallways surrounding them. "She could be down any of these pathways, and we wouldn't be able to find her!"
"I knew I should have packed the enclosed instruction book with me..." Petey grumbled as he placed his right leaf on the top of his bulbous head, with Toadette whimpering as Dry Bowser sighed and clenched his fists in disappointment.
