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"Ah!!!" Sandstorm jumped back in fright as Firestar literally appeared out of nowhere.
"GAH!" Cloudtail huffed as Firestar's glutius maximus landed on his back "the pain!!!"
"Where did you come from, Firestar?" asked a wary Berrynose. Squirrelflight watched her father get off of Cloudtail, calling out names that she had only heard that Firestar had said in his 'alone time' as he called it. Maybe he spied on him, too. She really needed some friends.
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Eveningpaw: Sorry about the.. er... recent incident. The only being harmed here was Firestar physically... and me... but seeing.... Billowpaw's....er....Welcomeback to!-
Billowpaw: Burp.
Eveningpaw:... any whoos, it is time for...
WARRIORS INTERVIEW!!!!
Eveningpaw: today we have... Billowpaw? The paper?
Billowpaw: huh? wha? Oh. (hands the paper)
Eveninpaw, looking over with annoyance on face: Billowpaw, this is your laundry pass.
Billowpaw, blushing: GIMME THAT! (snatches and gives the correct one to her)
Eveningpaw, glaring: Ok. For tonight we have... (presses a button)
SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!! (turns to her brother) woah, we have Firestar's... um... spawn.......
Billowpaw: hee hee hee.
Eveningpaw: Sleetfoot, hit the button!
Sleetfoot, sniggering: (beep)
The doors opened to Squirrelflight, who seemed to have been battling and yowling furiously.
Squirrelflight: You piece of cowardly foxdung! Don't step in my... hey, what?
Eveningpaw: she has his genes, though not that intense, thank goodness for Sandstorm.
Squirrelflight: you spy on him too?
Billowpaw: *cough*
Eveningpaw: uh no... well, not really... so....
Squirrelflight: How did I get here?
Eveningpaw: Do you REALLY want to know?
Squirrelflight, deliberating: I guess not.
Billowpaw: Smart. IF YOU DID, you will surely regret it.
Eveningpaw: OK! Lights, Sleetpaw!
*Lights turn purple*
Eveningpaw: seriously.
*off, a spotlight on stage*
Eveningpaw: Squirrelflight. An unfortunate she-cat that had been born to Firestar.
Squirrelflight: yep.
Eveningpaw, surprised at the agreement but poker faced: Squirrelflight. Has a really weird name that is similar to Voleflower or something like that.
Squirrelflight: I blame my pop.
Eveningpaw: Squirrelflight. Tortured the cat that she just fought. Sassy and has angerment issues. Needs therapy.
Squirrelflight: runs in the family.
Eveningpaw, uncomfortable: er... right.... LIGHTS ON!
Squirrelflight, shocked: why?
Eveningpaw: ARG! I can't do anything random when they cooperate!!! *runs off*
Squirrelflight: that's what I do. Can I go now?
Billowpaw: please.
She strolled to the door, and muttered, 'Watch out, Brambleclaw. I'm coming back to get you..."
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