Wow! A review already! :D
Breezy: Welcome to the first truth/dare segment! Our first dare is from Chaotixs11
Dare: Dave be more awesome then you already are. Dare: Tavros kill Vriska, best plot twist ever. Dare:John put your leg behind your neck while hanging upside down from the tallest nearby building and realize how not fun this is going to be. Truth: Karkat if the only person who is more of a fuckass than future you is past you does that mean over time you will eventually become less of a fuckass gradually and maybe some day not be a fuckass at all?
Breezy: Okay! So our first dare is for Dave. Be more awesome than you already are.
Dave: Pfft. Easy. *takes off shades*
John: ...way cool.
Rose: I concur.
Karkat: CAN'T WE JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT FUCKING RETARDED QUESTION?!
Breezy: Yes. Yes we can. John, this one's for you.
John: Yay!
Breezy: Okay. This says...put your leg behind your neck while hanging upside down the tallest building...?
John: Seems legit.
Breezy teleports the cast on top on a tall building. John gets a rope tied around his foot, and he dangles, while hanging his leg behind his neck.
John: *screams* THIS IS SO NOT FUN!
Breezy: Yes. The person also predicted that.
Terezi: H33 H33. H3 LOOKS L1K3 ON3 OF MY SC4L3M4T3S!
Gamzee: WOaH. ThaT MoTHerFUCkER gOnnA bE ALLrigHT?
Breezy: *laughs* We don't know. We don't know...NEXT QUESTION! This one is a truth for Karkat!
Karkat: OH SWEET FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
Breezy: If the only one who is more than a fuckass than your future self is your past self, does that mean you will be less of a fuckass gradually, and maybe someday not a fuckass at all?
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? PAST ME AND FUTURE ME ARE FUCKASSES, BUT I'M NOT.
Dave: Hate to break it to ya, but you actually are one.
Terezi: H4! GOOD ON3, D4V3! *high fives*
John: HELP ME!
Jade: Should we help him?
Breezy: Eventually. Now, somebody has dared Tavros to kill Vriska. EPIC PLOT TWIST! *fist bumps computer screen*
Tavros: uHH, I d-DON't kNOW, iF I cAN Do ThAT,,
Vriska: Don't 8e such a 8a8y, Tavros. *sneers*
Tavros: I-I'Ll gIVE iT a TRy, I g-gUESS.
Breezy: Battle, begin!
Tavros uses weak punch! Weak punch is weak and only does 2 damage! Vriska uses face bash, and Tavros loses 35 hp! Tavros uses rage! He uses wheelchair and runs over Vriska! Vriska is unable to battle! Tavros is the winner!
Tavros: I, I, DiD iT!
Breezy: *snaps fingers* Brought her back. Wheel, Tavros, WHEEL!
Vriska: YOU 8astard! *gives chase*
Gamzee: ShE's ONe sIck mOTHerFUCKer.
Terezi: T3LL M3 4BOUT IT.
Breezy: Well that's all the time we have! We'll be back with more next time!
John: HHHEEELLPPO MMMEEE!
Karkat: YOU SICK FUCK. YOU FORGOT JOHN.
Breezy: Ooh, sorry John. *pulls him down*
John: I-I-I...I HATE THESE DARES!
Breezy: No he doesn't. See you all later!