I'm that stupid to…
A/N: Thanks for the feedback. I was actually surprised. Sorry for the mistakes this fic is more for the sake of writing and I'm not a professional. So grammar mistakes, spelling mistakes, misuse of Japanese words may appear.
I'm that stupid to
Not pay attention
To Keigo and the punch
To not notice
Orihime's glares
All I could do
Was smile happily
At my date
All night long
Chapter 2
This week had been hectic. At lunch I always found myself next to Ichigo just like Rangiku was next to Shuuhei and Momo was next to Toushiro. I soon forgot the whole Orihime thing.
"Remember my house at 7... nooo we need more time. Right after school!" She said brightly.
"Okay." We all said more focused on the current argument.
"You stupid pineapple!"
"What the fuck, dawg?"
"Stop acting like… like your black Renji!"
"Watcha talkin' bout mannnn?"
"Take off the clothes… you look like a retard."
"Yo, Strawberry is trash-talkin."
"Where the hell did you buy this stuff- ONE WHO PROTECTS!" I couldn't stop laughing. Renji's outrageous fashion sense had struck again and today he was basing it off a movie from America. It appeared on BET or something.
"Che. Whatever. Stop hatin on my gangstaliciousness."
"There is no way that is a fucking word." Ichigo said his eye twitching. He sighed. He was just trying to save his friend's social life but the stubborn pineapple never listened.
"My name is Abarai Renji. I'm cool and I'm not stingy. Listen to my awesome rhymes. I can spit at all da times. Just give me a b-b-beat. B-b-beat. B-b-beat. And I'll make life worth livin' cause you ain't really livin' till you hear Renji speak. Word." Renji rapped moving his head to some un-known beat.
"Worst rap ever. Sorry Renji but you suck." I laughed. I laughed harder when Renji pouted.
"Tatsuki aren't you going to defend me?" He asked. Now the spotlight was on Tatsuki and looking at her face. She didn't like it.
"You dumbass. You're embarrassing me." She huffed but an apologetic look crossed her face and it didn't go un-noticed.
RING!!!!
"Well. We'll be at Ran's house at 8. Later." Ichigo said getting up. The team followed after him. I smiled. Tonight was the night. I noticed Uryuu lingering behind.
"Ishida-san?" I asked when he looked at me.
He shot me a glare but said nothing. Maybe it was just my imagination…? I hoped. Then again if he tried anything I would kick his pansy ass. (A/N: Sorry I just always wanted to say that -.-)
I walked to class bag in hand. My dream kept replaying. The one where Ichigo crashed on his bike. In the dream he died but in reality he had just been stuck at home two weeks. I shook my head no need to remember I had a party to think about.
"Yipeeee!" I shouted walking threw the halls. People looked at me like I was crazy but I didn't care. Tonight was my night to shine right next to my crush. "I'm going to the dance with Ichigoooo! Wooohoo!" I twirled and walked into class with a smile. At the moment nothing could make me happier. (A/N: Rukia may seem OOC but it serves a purpose)
xoDxo
"My hair!"
"Where's my toothbrush?"
"NO! MATSUMOTO I CAN'T WEAR THAT!"
"They'll be here soon!"
"Knowing them they won't be here till 9."
"Toothbrush?"
"Did you check the bathroom, Momo?"
"I SAID NO MATSUMOTO!"
"Hmm. No, I hope its there thanks Nel."
"Ugh! I can't figure out what to do with my hair."
"Try a bun, Ruki-chan!"
"That's what you're wearing though!"
"Tatsuki! C'mon it looks great!"
"I'm wearing a ponytail actually!"
As you can see. Rangiku's house was very hectic right now with 45 minutes until their dates were supposed to arrive. I couldn't figure out what to do with my hair it was too short for certain styles and too long for others. Nel and Rangiku were the only ones ready and Momo wasn't even dress.
I ran into the bathroom and stood on the opposite side of Momo who was brushing her teeth so fast I thought she was going to break them… or her hand. I started playing with my hair. I ended up with an up-do with flowers and chopsticks holding it in place. Some hair fell down my face but amazingly I had gotten that trouble-some bang to move.
"Argh!!!! Ruki-chan! Help!" Momo whined. Her hand was tied in her obi.
"Hold still. Wow… how'd you do this?" I asked amazed at how… knotted these knots were.
"I really don't know…" Her expression darkened. I sweat dropped and put my hand behind my head laughing nervously.
"Uhh… Momo I'm stuck."
"Fuck… RANGIKU!!!!!" She shrieked. Unfortunately for me my hands were a little tied at the moment and I couldn't cover my ears. Then it sunk in sweet innocent Momo… dropped the f-bomb.
"Hina-chan?" Rangiku asked walking into the room a large gothic looking necklace… wait is that a penis on the end? in her hands.
"First: What. Is. That? Second: I tied myself up and then Rukia tied her hands together. See the dilemma?" Momo said. Our eyes were twitching.
"It's a necklace I think it would look good on Tatsuki but she refuses to wear it." Rangiku pouted then she added brightly, "I'll help you out. Hold on."
I stared at the necklace. Where could you even buy that? I waited patiently as Rangiku un-tied us. How did that happen I don't know- OMG 20 minutes left! I dashed to the other side and started putting make-up on.
"Gah! I forgot make-up!" Tatsuki shrieked running very un-lady like into the room.
"Join the club…" I muttered applying lipstick.
"Ran! Help me with my hair." Momo yelled putting on eye shadow.
"Okay. Wait where's Nel?" Rangiku asked looking around. "Nel? Neliel? Where are you? I need my make-up bag!"
"Okay I'm coming!" Nel said. The bathroom was chaotic. Then I watched as my only bottle of mascara fell to the ground.
"NO!" I shrieked making a lunge for it. I knocked over Momo in the process who grabbed for the closest thing which happened to be Rangiku's boob. Rangiku looked at Momo shocked. Momo fell over landing on me.
"Sorry!" She squeaked. She went to get up but bumped into Tatsuki. I didn't manage to save my mascara by the way… it's sot of sad really. Tatsuki landed on me and Momo landed on me too again.
"Ahhhh!" I groaned. Meanwhile Nel hummed a tune while applying eye shadow. That was mine…
"Uhh… the front door was unlocked." Renji muttered his face red like his hair. The rest of the soccer team nodded.
After a moment of silence… a very long and awkward moment of silence. I spoke up. "Ya ready Strawberry-taicho?"
"Che, I've been ready unlike you Midget." He smirked.
"Fool! I'm not a midget!" I cried launching myself from the pile of girls to kick him in the shins.
"OW! Damn it woman!" He yelled massaging shin… maybe I kicked to hard…? Nah! "Let's go." He huffed. We walked outside and their stood Zangetsu. The bike not my old tutor's husband though he had given Ichigo the bike.
"How am I supposed to ride in this?!" I yelled. He sweat dropped. My eyebrow twitched. He scratched the back of his head. My vein popped.
"Uhhhh" He said quite dumbly I might add. Suddenly, a limo pulled up the windows were tinted black but when one rolled down it revealed…
"Feh! I thought this would happen." Grimmjow smirked.
"Grimmy!!!" Nel shouted running towards the limo. She sure ran fast…
"Don't call me that damn it!" He shouted trying to pry Nel off him. Soon all of us were climbing into the dark limo. Ichigo kept muttering about stupid cat while Grimmjow was edging him into a fight. Just normal Karakura soccer team stuff.
"We're here." Toushiro said. I noticed him squeeze Momo's hand. How kawaii!!!
By couples we filed out until only Ichigo and I were left. He offered his hand and I gladly accepted. That's when I noticed him like truly saw him. He was wearing a blue over-robe and a white haori(shirt… I think) with gray hakama(pants… I hope). He looked stunning.
"You look amazing, Rukia." He said softly. I felt heat rise to my cheeks.
"Thanks you do too." I said. I had to tell him. He needed to know how I felt. Then something caught my eye. It was… Orihime! I ignore her and turned back to him. My personal savior.
I'm tuggin at my hair
I'm pullin' at my clothes
I'm tryin' to keep my cool
I know it shows
I stare up. I can do this. "Ichigo?"
I'm staring at my feet
My cheeks are turning red
And I'm searching for the words inside my head
"Rukia? Hellooo? What do you need?" He smiled. I just couldn't do it.
"I need to use the restroom. Where is it?" I was a fool… a fool in love.
'Cause I'm feeling nervous
Tryin' to be so perfect
'Cause I know you're worth it, you're worth it
Yeah…
"Oh. It's right over there. I'll be right here." He muttered. I sighed and clumsily ran to the bathroom. The song could be heard. I stared at the mirror and hummed a long with it.
If I could say what I want to say
I'd say want to blow you-- away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down-- on one knee
Marry me today
Guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say
I gave my reflection a smile. Would I ever be able to tell him? Tell him that I love him so much just thinking about being apart my soul rips? Probably not… but I would try.
It don't do me any good it's just a waste of time
What use is it to you what's on my mind?
If it ain't comin out, we ain't gon anywhere
So why can't I tell you that I care?
I cared so much. I just wanted his happiness. My heart beat faster. I had to try this was probably the best chance I would ever get.
'Cause I'm feeling nervous
Tryin' to be so perfect
'Cause I know you're worth it, you're worth it
Yeah…
I swayed onto the dance floor. There he was waiting for me just like he said he would. A small smile on his lips when he saw me. His eyes so alluring and charming. It was now or never.
If I could say what I want to say
I'd say want to blow you-- away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down-- on one knee
Marry me today
Guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say
"Hey Rukia. I got you some punch." He said.
"Thanks." I smiled. "Uhhh… Ichigo?"
"Yeah?"
What's wrong with my tongue?
These words keep slipping away
I stutter I stumble like I have nothing to say
"Rukia whatever you're trying to say I'll listen okay." He said softly.
"Ohh… ahhh… okay." I sound stupid. This is Ichigo no need to act stupid. I think I've gotten a permanent blush.
'Cause I'm feeling nervous
Tryin' to be so perfect
'Cause I know you're worth it, you're worth it
Yeah…
"You know… you look cute when you blush?" Ichigo smirked.
I felt myself blushing more. Geez, he knew exactly what to say. Too bad I didn't!
I guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say
If I could say what I want to say
I'd say want to blow you-- away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down-- on one knee
Marry me today
Guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say
Ichigo! I've really liked you for a long time! And even if you don't feel the same I hope we can still be friends. Come on mouth say it. It's not hard. He was staring at me confused. I was sinking lower and lower into despair and I haven't even been rejected yet!
These things I'll never say…
"I'm glad you agreed to come. I really like you, Rukia." He said he was blushing too now. Then I did something that later I would have to thank Keigo for. I kissed him. He kissed back our bodies melting together.
"I like you too, Ichigo. Always have." I said when we came up for air. I laughed I had been struggling to say that since we got here and it rolled off his tongue so easily.
"I'm going to get refills. Want some?" He said that smile never leaving his face.
"Yes, please." I said. I watched him walk off and scanned the crowd for my friends. I saw Orihime she was chatting with Uryuu. I saw Rangiku and Hisagi… making out already. I didn't see Momo or Nel. Tatsuki was arm wrestling some college guy and Renji was cheering her on… wow.
"Here you go." He handed me the punch. I wonder what was in it. It had normal punch flavor but- I can't describe it. It just tasted different but in a good way. I was having such a good time. We talked to college kids. We danced. We drank. We ate. The party started to get strange.
"Let's dance." He said funnily. Later, I figured out his 'funny' talking was something else. The song was something fast in Japanese. We danced around.
"Mmm… Ichigo kiss me." I muttered. He obeyed. This kiss was different like we were on the surface of a volcano ready to blow. Some fire inside both of us exploded. I barely noticed the fact we were walking out of the ballroom area to someone's room.
His tongue was inside my mouth and he picked me up. I wrapped my legs around his waist. Then we were on the bed. He put kisses on my neck and with his hand (that wasn't holding me) he un-did my kimono.
Clothes fell to the floor and my hands roamed his perfectly carved body. "Ichigo…" I moaned when he started massaging my breasts. This was bliss. The night turned into round after round. I wasn't worried about what might happen it was just now.
I woke up with a hangover… whoa hangover… the punch was spiked. Then I looked down to discover my kimono on the ground and if I wasn't in pajamas… oh crap. I looked over to see someone else in the bed. Don't be naked… don't be naked… don't be naked I chanted in my head. Of course there lays a naked strawberry. When I see him hangover is forgotten I just want to sleep with him again.
"Morning, Rukia. How was last night?" He said sleepily.
"Amazing." I purred crawling over to him. What was one more round?
xoDxo
"You slept with him?!" Tatsuki screeched. "All of you guys… slept with your dates?"
"Uhhh… yeah." I muttered holding Momo who was crying. "Momo it's okay. You'll be fine."
"Well it did feel really good but still!" She sniffed. This wasn't the time to be sweet innocent Momo…
"I can't believe Renji didn't get laid!" Rangiku laughed. Tatsuki turned bright red. "Even Ichigo got laid. Didn't you guys wake up and go again?"
"Yeah. That time we were sober." I muttered my focus still on the distraught girl.
"I wonder where Nel is…" Momo muttered sadly. She looked like she was going to… "I slept with Toushiro!" …cry.
"It's okay my first time was in seventh grade!" Rangiku said bubbly. We all gave her the wow look. But Momo giggled so obviously we were getting somewhere. "Monday will be fun." She smiled.
"Yeah, I sort of feel sorry for you Rukia. Ichigo's fangirls are going to kill you." Momo said smiling again.
"What about Toushiro's? They are crazy!" I laughed. Momo looked horrified. "But we can work this. We have each other and a soccer team of hot boys to protect us!" I added quickly.
My friends meant the world to me. I wondered if high school would've been fun without them. No chance in hell!
We hugged and ate cake that Momo had made. Rangiku's was made like Orihime's yuck! Nel walked in hair a mess and in a ripped kimono.
"What happened?" I yelled.
"Grimmjow is a beast in bed…" She muttered dazed.
Yeah Renji was the only one who didn't get laid.
A/N: I don't own Bleach, I don't own Things I'll Never Say by Avril Lavigne. This chapter was fun to right now for a treat. You can choose what couple gets pregnant. IchiRuki is on the list but I don't want that… no drama/ humor and its obvious.
IshiOriUlqui- Humor: Orihime has no idea who's the father so both of them or running around trying to help her. Imagine: Ulquiorra as a dad. Drama: She's trying to gain back her friends trust because she wants their help through this.
IchiRuki: Humor: Rukia's mood swings. Drama: Byakuya comes to town!
NelGrimm: Humor Grimmjow as a dad and Nel trying to teach him not to man-handle children. Drama: not a lot… I mean how can you make these too have drama.
HitsuHina: Humor: Toushiro is trying to help out Momo constantly but she refuses. Now Momo's the one with the ice cold personality and Toushiro is like a follower. Drama: Granny is getting older and stress is definitely not good for the baby.
RanShuu: Humor: Shuuhei as a dad. Rangiku as a mom. Fun family. Drama: Not a lot…
Review with your choice. Only one please… Thank you.
Danii