"Ugh…" Roy moaned, his head starting to pound as soon as his eyes opened to the fierce morning sunlight outside his bedroom window. His legs seemed to be intertwined with bare skin, an arm wrapped tightly around his waist. For a second, he smiled, fingers tracing circles on the dark skin. Maybe last night hadn't ended as bad as he -
"Hermano, stop moving around," Eduardo groaned against his ear, "Some of us are trying to sleep through the hangover."
"ED?!" Roy screamed, shooting up from out of the covers despite the pain resounding across his head and neck, "What the hell are you doing in my bed?"
"Huh?" Eduardo rubbed his eyes open and Roy did his best to deny the fact his friend was naked and oh shit, were those hickeys on his shoulder? "You don't remember anything?"
"No," Roy replied, stumbling towards the door and fumbling with the knob, "And I don't think I want to."
"Hey, Harper," Ed stretched out his hand, "Wait, I don't think -"
But before he could get the words out, Roy whipped the door open, rushing towards the bathroom. However, his gaze caught sight of Tye and Asami lying on top of one another on the couch, faces splattered in orange and green glitter, and he paused to moan again.
"God, this isn't even my house," Roy seethed.
"You're telling me," Jade's sultry musing traveled from the kitchen and Roy turned to see her smiling deviously, cooking up what seemed to be a batch of bisquick pancakes, "You're lucky Roy is on a mission, Arsenal."
"Where's Virgil?" Roy sighed, making his way to the stool near the kitchen counter.
"I sent him out for eggs and sausage," Jade shrugged as she fed a spoonful of oatmeal to the toddler Lian, bubbly as ever in her high chair, "He didn't seem…preoccupied with anyone else."
"Please tell me that what I woke up to wasn't what I woke up to," Roy pleaded, "Tell me I didn't celebrate the defeat of the Reach with your vodka and consequently made out with Ed."
"I could tell you that," Jade smirked, flipping the pancakes over, "But then I'd be lying. And please, little Roy, don't be so naive. I'm sure you did more than make out with your cute new boyfriend."
"He's not my boyfriend," Roy growled as Lian burst into another fit of giggles.