Hey guys, here's the-

(Crash)

Me: "What the?"

Deadpool Asia busts in.

Me : "What the hell."

Deadpool Asia: "It's me, time for me to take over this story."

Me: "WHAT?! YOU CAN'T-"

Deadpool Asia grabs a word box and hits me like a baseball launching me out of the room.

Me: "AAAAAAHHHHH!"

(Twinkle sound effect in the sky)

Deadpool Asia: "Hey guys, from now on, this story will be written by me. Before we begin, KAPfan9876's story got a review about a rule being broken. It's about him using transcript stories. Listen person who sent this review, many people use transcripts and nothing bad happened to them. He can do what he wants. Besides, he's not gonna block you anyway. Now back to the story. So we're gonna jump straight to Azazel's lab because continuing where we left off would be filler."

I snaps her fingers and we jump straight to the lab along with my peerage. I'm also sitting on a chair while Azazel examines me. And the word stop being bold.

Azazel: "So let me get this straight, Diodora obtained a potion that was supposed to make you fall in love with him but instead made Asia's skin burned and made her turn into Deadpool?"

Rias: "Yeah."

Azazel: "Hmm, interesting. So, she's become Deadpool now."

Koneko: "Well, she swore profanity and her personality has changed."

Azazel: "Huh, did she get any new powers or abilities."

Issei: "Yeah, Asia, show him."

Deadpool Asia: "You got it."

I pulled out a shotgun from my pocket, and shot myself in the face while my blood and guts splattered which scared the shit out of everyone.

Issei: "HOLY SHIT!"

Everyone: "ASIA!"

Then I snapped my fingers and my head came back.

Deadpool Asia: "Relax everyone, I can regenerate. And-"

(Slap)

I suddenly got bitched-slap by Rias.

Deadpool Asia: "What the hell was that for?"

Rias: "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ASIA!"

Deadpool Asia: "What? I was just showing everyone my powers."

Rias: "YOU COULD'VE KILLED YOURSELF!"

Deadpool Asia: "Babe, C'mon. You know I can't die."

Rias: "What? What do mean you can't die?"

Deadpool Asia: "Didn't you see my comic books? I told you I can't die. And as punishment for slapping me.

I spawned Serious in my head.

Serious: "Wait, what are you-"

Then I grabbed his word box and whacked Rias really hard with the word box that causes her to crash into the wall, unconscious. For everyone, they were confused on where I got the word box.

Azazel: "WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!"

Deadpool Asia: "I grabbed it out of thin air. I call it breaking the fourth wall."

Issei: "What? You mean?-"

Deadpool Asia: "Yep, my powers are also breaking the fourth wall. I can spawn guns of any type from my pockets or behind my back. I can even do this."

I placed my foot on the wall and placed the other wall that made me stick to the wall. Then I started walking on the wall and on the ceiling. This surprises everyone and how did I do that? I just screwed logics and physics because this is my story.

Koneko: "How did you-"

Deadpool Asia: "Koneko, I'm not Spider-Man or Batman."

I teleported onto the floor.

Deadpool Asia: "Oh yeah, I can also teleport."

Azazel: "Interesting. So you can regenerate, somehow do anything, and teleport.

Deadpool Asia: "Yes."

Then Xenovia walks in front of Azazel.

Xenovia: "Azazel, Please tell if there's a cure for Asia."

Azazel: "Well, I can see-"

Deadpool Asia: "No."

This shocks everyone, including Rias who somehow woke up instantly.

Rias: "WHAT DO MEAN NO!"

Deadpool Asia: "I thought your still unconscious but whatever. Didn't you see the first Deadpool movie?"

Warning you guys, I'm about to spoil something that Ajack told Deadpool.

Deadpool Asia: "There's no cure for this. I can't turn back to normal. I'm stuck like this forever."

Xenovia suddenly ran up to me and hugged me.

Xenovia: "NO ASIA! WE HAVE TO TURN YOU BACK TO NORMAL!"

I kinda got touched with this. Then I hugged her back.

Deadpool Asia: "Sorry, as I said before. There's no cure for this. You'll have to get used to the new me.

Issei: "You know, to be honest. I think Asia's right.

Everyone except Azazel: "WHAT?!"

Issei: "Sorry guys, but I sensed no trace in the original Asia in her."

Azazel: "I have to agree with Issei. Maybe there is no trace of Asia is in this Asia is found."

Rias: "NO! YOUR LYING!"

Deadpool Asia: "Sorry. They're right. There is no trace of the original me. Just Screwball and Serious."

Xenovia: "NO! I JUST WANT THE ORIGINAL ASIA BACK!"

Then she hugged me tighter. I gently pushed her away.

Deadpool Asia: "Okay okay, that's enough."

Rias: "So there's no cure for you at all?"

Deadpool Asia: "Yeah, but don't worry. I'll be way more useful than the original."

Rias: "How?"

Deadpool Asia: "Well, I can fight now unlike the original who can't even protect herself. Seriously, all she does is just stand around and do nothing but cries most of the time. Maybe that's why I got captured all because the weak bitch version of me can't fight back."

My peerage suddenly gasps at my comment. Then Issei suddenly grabs my collar and glares at me.

Issei: "OKAY! NOW I'M STARTING TO HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID!"

Deadpool Asia: "What? I'm just being honest about my original ego."

While Issei was saying stuff, I removed my mask.

Issei: "I don't care about the original Asia being weak. All I care about is-"

I quickly kissed Issei on the lips which surprised Issei and shocked everyone. Then I pulled back.

Deadpool Asia: "That's for saving me by the way."

Issei (Blushing): "Y-you didn't have to do that."

Deadpool Asia: "But did you enjoy it? Even if I'm in this form. Don't worry, it's not contagious."

Issei put me down while Rias and the other girls, except Xenovia, are pissed at me for what I did.

Rias: "ASIA! HOW DARE YOU KISS MY ISSEI!"

Deadpool Asia: "What? The other girls did the same thing to."

Rias: "AND NOT ONLY THAT, YOU TOLD US ABOUT OUR ASIA BEING WEAK!"

Koneko: "I think you are worser than Issei."

Issei: "HEY!"

Akeno: "Guess me and Rias will have to punish you for what you said."

Rias: "Akeno's right. Now come here and receive your punishment."

Deadpool Asia: "Yeah well, fuck you too, Rias."

Everyone gasps in shock including Issei and Xenovia. Then I grabbed them both and teleported out of the lab.

Rias (Pissed): "HOW DARE SHE SAY THAT TO ME! I'M PUNISHING HER WHEN WE FIND HER!"

Meanwhile, me, Issei, and Xenovia teleported at a movie theater.

Issei: "Asia, Rias is gonna kill you for saying that."

Deadpool Asia: "Eh, don't worry about it. I'll handle it finely when we get back."

Xenovia: "So why are we at the movie theater?"

Deadpool Asia: "It's because DEADPOOL 2 CAME OUT! IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!"

Screwball (Excited): "AW SWEET! ARE WE IN IT?!"

Serious: "No, we are not in it."

Screwball (Disappointed): "Ah what the hell? Why didn't they put us in the movie."

Serious: "I don't know. Maybe it's because we're not that important."

Deadpool Asia: "Anyway, I got the three tickets right here."

Xenovia: "When did you buy them?"

Deadpool Asia: "I'm a Deadpool alternate. Like I said, I can break the fourth wall anytime soon. Let's go in and see the movie."

Issei: "Say, why did you bring only the two of us and not the rest of the peerage to see Deadpool 2."

Deadpool Asia: "One, it's because I like the two of you. Two, there would be too many of us even though I can do what I want in my story. Three just to promote Deadpool 2."

Then I lead Issei and Xenovia inside the movie theater with the tickets to watch Deadpool 2. And no, KAPfan9876 did not see this movie yet.

End of chapter 2

Serious: "Hello everyone. Me and Screwball will be responding to you're comments from the previous chapter."

Screwball: "Yeah, let's do it. KAPfan9876 will probably do this from now one."

Review responses:

Screwball: "Toothless Lover 13: Thanks, it is probably stupid in a funny way."

Serious: "Guest 1: If it has more favorites, followers, and reviews."

Screwball: "Stephanycruz9989: Battle For Total Drama Multiverse Insanity chapter 2 is out now."

Serious: "CrazyLich79: I'm glad you liked it."

Screwball: "AJ: We will and no, like Deadpool Asia said, KAPan9876 has not seen the new Deadpool movie."

Serious: "Guest: We'll think about having the option of turning Asia's normal and mature."

Screwball: "Well, that's all you guys. And of course, please, favorite, review, and follow."

Screwball: "By the way, the 'Army Of Villains' is coming soon."