DISCLAIMER: I don't own JtHM or Elmo or Arther, but I do the dentist, nurse, and the clinic, OH and the jiant glob of fat in the waiting room!

Special thankz for: x-Xara-X and xMihaelxJeevasx and Goofyannoyingkids for beibg the ONLY ones to review.

Thanx to: Everyone who bothered to read my story.

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Squee: Y-You didn't have to come with me.

Nny: NONSENSE!!!! I wanted to! (that dentist is a jackass)

Shmee: Don't close your eyes, he might put poison in your mouth!

Squee: (SQUEE!)

Nny: DAMNIT, BEAR, DON'T FILL HIS HEAD WITH LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dentist: Is there a problem?

Nny: No.

Dentist: Werent you my last patient?

Nny: Yes, I'm with him. (points to squee)

Dentist: Ok. Young man, wuold you mind putting your bear down?

Squee: (shakes head) (Grips Shmee tighter)

Dentist: Hmmm. I'm not sure I can work with that teady bear's creepy look.

Nny: (Getting pissed) JUST CHECK HIS TEETH!!!!

Dentist: Well! (gets out a tooth-checking thingy)

Nny: Thank you. Now, don't worry Squee, it wont hurt!

Dentist: (laughs when nny says squee)

Nny: (Twitch)

Dentist: Well, Todd, your teeth seem to be fine, but I see a cavity forming.

Nny: (Worried that Squee might need a rout canal)

Dentist: But its still forming, so I suggest you brush your teeth 3 times a day. Oh, and use this toothpaste, it should help the gingivitus starting to form in your gumes. Have a nice day!

Squee and Nny: (Walk out and over to the paying-counter(yay! Im stupid!))

Counter-lady: Didn't you just come out?

Nny: I'm paying for him (Points to squee)

C.L.: Okay. (presses colorful buttons) That'll be $20.

Nny: (hands her $20 bill(he recently killed bill gates(1), yay!))

C.L.: Ok, have a nice day.

Nny: You too. (walks away)

Squee: What now, Shmee?

Shmee: Burn this place.

Nny: Do you need a ride home Squee?

Squee: (squee!)

Nny: Is that a yes or no?

Shmee: IT'S A SCREAM, IDIOT!

Nny: FUCK YOU, BEAR!!!!

Squee: (nods)

Nny: (still glaring at shmee) Ok then. Come with me.

Squee and Nny: (walk over to nny's car, which happens to have bill gates' head in the trunk)

Nny: Oh, you'll have to excuse the mess, I recently had company. (evil smile)

Squee: (squee)

Shmee: See? He's evil! Just look at his face! (im listening to Crawling by Linkin Park, just thought I'd let you know.)

Nny: SHUT UP, BEAR!!!

Squee: You don't have to drive me home, I'll walk!

Nny: NONSENSE, its…(thinks)…13 blocks!!!! AND THAT STUPID MAN-EATING DOG, "NACHO"!!! YOU HAVE TO PASS HIM!!!! (sniff-sniff) it took my ice sucky…

Squee: …Its ok? (intended to sound as sypmothetic as posible)

Nny: Ok. C'mon, Elmo's World starts in 20 minutes!

Squee: Gasp! Elmo?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nny: Whats wrong with elmo?

Squee: Shmee told me he watches kids sleep! (creepy,no?)

Nny: ……………………………………BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elmo doesn't do that! …Does he? Ugh. Never mind. How about Arther the Ardvark?

Squee: (shrugs) Who's that?

Nny: GASP!! C'mon! (buckles squee into car and floors it the whole way)

Squee: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nny: (confused) What's wrong?

Squee: AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh!

Nny: Havent you ever gone 380 m/h?

Auther: YOU ARE HOME!!!

Nny: Uh… Thanks?

Auther: DON'T MENTION IT!!!

Nny: …

Squee: …

Shmee: Burn her.

Mr. Eff: …Kill her!

D-boy: …SUICIDE, SUICIDE, SUICIDE!

Nailbunny: …I'm surrounded by idiots…

Auther: I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!

Nny: You are?

Auther: NO, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT IN THE BIG VOICE!!!

Nny: Can you stop, I think I went deaf.

Auther: sorry.

Nny: What?

Auther: Sorry.

Nny: What?!

Auther: SORRY!

Nny: WHAT?!?!?!?!!?

Auther: (snaps) Ok, you shouldn't be deaf now.

Nny: Thank you.

Squee: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Auther: The world may never know. LETS TRY!!!

Nny: Get ready…Get set… GO!!!

Auther: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9………………(couple thousand later) 8,095, 8,096. ugh. Never mind. Tootsie rolls for anyone who reviews!

Squirtle:SQUIRTLE!!!! (water blast!)

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-glublu-blu-bluh!!!!

Ash: Squirtle, return!

Squirtle: Squirtle! (translation: Neva, fucker!)

Ash: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Squirtle: Squirtle! (t: oh, yes I did!)

Auther: YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE STORY, GET OUT!!!!

Nny: Thank you.

Pepito: Hola, Amigos.

Amigos: Hola.

Nny: Yo qiero taco hell!

Squee: teehee.

Nny: ZOMG!!!!!!!!! WE'RE MISSING THE TELETUBIES!!!!

Auther: NOES!!!!!!!!!!! TELETUBEZ!!!!!

Nailbunny: Yup, idiots.

Nny: Hush, we're watching TV!!!!

TV: Sun: IM GONNA EAT YOUR MEATY FLESH!!!

Tubez: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Lala: YAY! Dooooooooooooooooooom!

Twinke-winkie: WHY THE HELL AM I NAMED AFTER A CREAM FILLED FAT-CAKE?!?!?!?!

Po: eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhyyyyaaaaaaaaaah… (drools)

Sun: ON-NOM-NOM-NOM!!!!!!!!!!!

TV: [please stand by]

Nny: What a valuble lesson.

Squee: How? And why am I at your house?

Nny: dunno.

Squee: owelz.

Shmee: Burn this place.

Squee: That joke is getting old.

Shmee: not a joke.

Squee: that one too.

Auther: NO ONE TAKE THIS IDEA OF MAN EATING SUN, IT'S NOT MINE, ITS MY FRIENDS'!!! ©opywright!!! Ladybugs bleed when scared!! Oh, and Nny, can I have your shirt that says. "© Logo"?

Nny: No, but I'll remember that ladybug thing.

Auther: Please?

Nny: No.

Auther: (Pulls out brainfreezy) Now?

Nny: N-No…

Auther: (pulls out another brainfreezy) Noooow?

Nny: No?

Auther: hmmmmm, Sketios?

Nny: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!! (omnomnomnomnonmomnomnom!!!!!!) (tosses auther shirt from closet)

Auther: Yay! (smells shirt)

Nny: (stops eating) What the hell are you doing?

Auther: Smelling your shirt, why?

Nny: Well, I'm not one to judge. Well, kinda.

Auther: Squee, YOU MUST SPEAK!!!! Quack…

Squee: Hmmmm. I'm gonna go home…

Auther and Nny: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Nny: Wait, why are you here? (points to Auther)

Auther: Cuz I control what you do and say.

Nny: No you cant.

Auther: Say, "I'm a pretty princess."

Nny: N- I'm a pretty princess! (covers mouth)

Auther: Say, "I love to steal from kids!" then take shmee from Squee.

Nny: NO- I love to steal from kids! (takes shmee)

Squee: O.O

Nny: Here! Gives him back shmee.

Shmee: I'M COMTAMINATED!!!!! HELP!!!

Auther: now Squee, say, "My name is Todd, not Squee!" make a mad face, then… hug Nny!

Squee: Bu- My name is Todd, not Squee! (mad face) (huggie!!!)

Nny and Squee: (Blush)

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:D how was that? Good,bad,bore,exitin, cool,lame,poor,rich,lol :D I don't give a damn if you flame me. :D Oh, and its going to be randome, and they WILL go back to the dentist, but for now, everyone is locked in Nny's house.

Nny: Why, exactly?

Auther: Well, I am the auther.

Nny: Riiiiiiiight.

Nailbunny: And have a bigger part in the next one?

Auther: Probably. But next chapter is "Nny's house: Day 2" mmmyep, today was day one. :D

Squee: We have to stay in the scary-neighbor man's house for two weeks?

Auther: Yeah.

Squee: (faints)

Nny: (Glares at auther, who we will now call Miyu)

Miyu: What? I'm not the "Scary-neighbor man", I'm a girl.

Nny: Grrrrr.

Miyu: (sigh) Wake up, Squee.

Squee: (wakes up) What happened?

Miyu: Ok. that's all the time we have, enjoy the next chapter when it comes out!