Master Roshi and Goten arrive at Kami's house.
"I think they're here." Gohan said.
"I never saw Goten yet, what does he look like?" Piccolo said.
"Um, how should I put this..." Goku said. "He's everything Goten's not." Everyone looked at him confused. Roshi opened the door and waddled over to his bedroom. (If they even have a bedroom in that house.) Goten psychologically destroyed his own grandfather.
"Wait Master Roshi, I wanted t-" Roshi closed the door on Goku, unable to finish his sentence. "Well, at least my son's here." Goten walked in, with a smirk on his face.
"Hello everyone, hello father!" Everyone gasped, unable to recognize him.
"Oh hey, uh... Goten." Tien said.
"Agh! What's wrong with him?" Chiaotzu said, crying.
"Tien, get your child out of here!" Goku rolled up a newspaper to hit Chiaotzu.
"Stop! He's not my child and he's not a dog!" Tien picked up Chiaotzu and left. Goku grabbed Goten by the head.
"Hey son, wanna play with your friend Trunks?"
"Yes, I think that would be very amusing."
"Alright, I wish Vegeta was here." Vegeta appeared. His hair was long, spiky, and white. He was so buff, his fingers had biceps.
"Why am I here? What do you want Goku?" He said in a deep voice.
"Me and my son are gonna have a little play date, okay?"
"Fine, but don't bother me, I'm gonna be wishing for muscles inside of my bones." Goku left with his son.
"It was nice meeting you all. It helped me not to lose my roots. Bye Picklelou, Yamchew, and Balmow!" Goku wished for the three of them to go to Vegeta's house. Meanwhile, Trunks was at his house watching t.v. (They wished for their house to to be rebuilt.) Vegeta barged into the house, disintegrating The door.
"SON, GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRIEND, I'M BUSY!"
"Okay..."
Goten and Trunks were outside. Trunks was able tolerate his friend's new appearance, but he had a much different personality. Goku went over to his house so him and Chi-Chi could pay taxes. Which makes no sense since they could just wish for no more taxes in the world. The two kids looked at eachother, not sure what to do.
"...Uh, hey! How about we turn into Super Saiyans and fight?" Trunks said. He turned into a Super Saiyan, making Goten chuckle.
"Hehehe! No, your not gonna be a Super Saiyan anymore." He snapped his fingers, cancelling his friend's transformation.
"Hey! Why did you do that?" Trunks said. "Oh I get it, you want to fight in our normal forms!" He charged towards Goten, but Goten grabbed his hands. The palms of their hands touched eachother as Goten pushed him to the ground, kinda like what Tom Cruise did to Oprah.
"Come on Trunks, Let's use fusion!" Goten said in his strange, intimidating accent.
"Nooo!...No...Ughhh..." They didn't actually fuse. Goten just absorbed Trunks into him and took over about 100% of his body.
"I win!" Goten said. He went to his father's mansion without anyone knowing what he did to Trunks.
Later that night, the Goku family (I have no idea what their last names are) were all watching Game of Thrones until they heard the doorbell ring.
"Who's that?" Chi-Chi said. Goku walked over to the door and opened it. It was Master Roshi.
"Dad? What do you want?"
"I uh, wanted to meet up with you since I didn't get to earlier today."
"Okay, what? I'm watching some thrones right now." He said, taking a sip of his beer.
"Um, well you see... Uh... Can I stay with you guys for awhile?" Roshi glanced behind Goku. It was Goten sitting on the couch, staring at him the whole time he was here.
"And I'd love to play with Goten!"
"Sure, you can babysit him tomorrow. I'm gonna be busy with my job anyways. It's take your wife to work day." (That was an excuse to get Chi-Chi out of the house. It's stupid, I know.)
The next day, Goten and Master Roshi were watching t.v.
"Uh, I've got to go to the bathroom Goten." Roshi said. But Roshi was actually going to Goku's bedroom, where he kept the Dragonballs.
"Your turning back to normal, you scumbag." He said to himself. He closed the bathroom door to pretend like he went into the bathroom and snuck inside the bedroom. He slowly opened the closet door, trying not to make a sound. The balls were very high up, so Roshi had to used a stool.
"...Come on..." The tip of his index finger touched the ball. He made a slight jump and grabbed the Dragonball.
"Yes!" Suddenly, he caused the other Dragonballs fall to the floor. Goku's bedroom floor was made of stone, which made the noise incredibly loud.
"What was that darling?" Goten said, sounding like he was walking up to the bedroom. Master Roshi slammed the door and locked it.
"I'm making a wish, get away!" Goten ignored what he said and started banging on the door. Roshi had a heartbeat in his ears, as he gathered the Dragonballs together.
"Shenron! I summon you!" Shenron appeared.
"What...*wheeze* Do you...*cough* Want?" He was not in the best of health.
"Goten-" Just then, Goten teleported into the room.
"He wants me to make all the Dragonballs... Invalid!" Goten said.
"Finally!" Shenron said. Suddenly, Roshi and Goten, along with everyone that made wishes were teleported to Kami's tower. There was lightning in the sky. Shenron hovered over everyone with a giant glowing Dragonball above him. Kami himself walked outside.
"Hello everyone. You all might have had a good time making wishes over the years..." He started to cry like an old man. "But the Dragonballs will no longer continue! I'm sorry, but Dragonballs will now be permanently destroyed from the universe!" Kami walked away with his head hanging low.
"GOODBYE EVERYBODY!" The giant Dragonball, symbolizing all the other ones, exploded, along with Shenron. It was cool, but then everyone realized that they couldn't make anymore wishes anymore. Goku was in the crowd, furious at what happened.
"This is an outrage! My company! My life!" Everyone was teleported back to earth. Roshi and Goten were back at home.
"Why did you do that! I'm gonna kill you!" Roshi said, grabbing Goten by the collar.
"Not so fast! I can still make wishes, since I'm not completely a Dragonball." Goten said. He summoned his gold covered chocolate covered caramel ice cream balls in a diamond bucket and started eating it on the couch.
"AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!" Master Roshi screamed at the top of his lungs, since he knew Goten would just ignore him again. He ran back to Goku's bedroom and dived Into his bed, screaming in the pillow.
