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Edward Age 4 and Bella Age 3 Months

It's been three months since Mrs. Renee had little Isabella. It's now December, and you know what that means? Christmas! Mommy and Daddy invited Mrs. Renee and Chief Swan to come to our house on Christmas morning to open gifts and have lunch. Oh, I almost forgot. They're bringing Bella too. Sometimes it's boring just watching Bella lay in her special seat, but when she goes to sleep, that's the most funest. She's really cute when she sleeps. She makes noises in her sleep, that almost sound like words, but Mommy says that they're not; that Isabella's too young to be speaking. I think she's smart enough to, but we don't argue with Mommy. Arguing with Mommy ends you up in the No-No corner.

"Edward, stay still, you're making me mess up your tie," Daddy told me. Just like every Christmas, Mommy forces us to get all dressed up and stuff to open presents. I've been around for a lot of Christmases. At least two, and that's a lot!

"Why do we have to get all fancied up, when all my other friends get to wear their jammies?" I asked Daddy.

"Because your Mother wants to torture us," He said. All of a sudden there was a knocking on the wall. We look up and Mommy is standing there with her arms crossed over her pretty green dress that matches me and Daddy.

"Excuse you, Carlisle?" She said in a mad voice. Uh-oh. I only hear that voice when she gets really, really angry. Then the door bell rang and Daddy let out a sigh of relief.

Mommy turned the other way, and then, "I'm not done with you," and she walked off.

"Saved by the bell, right little man?" Umm, sure, I thought. Whatever that means. I followed Daddy out the door.

"Oh Esme, it looks nice in here! I like what you did with the decorations," I heard Mrs. Renee say.

Mommy looked behind Mrs. Renee for something. "Where's Charlie?"

"Trying to figure out how to unhook the baby carrier from the car," Mrs. Renee said with a laugh. Mommy was laughing too.

"You should have seen Carlisle when Emmett was born. So clueless!"

Just like always, Emmett comes in the room at the sound of his name. He was carrying a sticky candy cane in his hand. "Did I hear someone call me?" He said acting all nice. Yeah right.

Emmett came and laid his sticky hands on my shoulder and I shrugged it off. "It sure wasn't me," I whispered, but he still heard it.

"You know you love me Eddie," He said. I just acted like a good boy and walked out of the living room and into the front yard. I saw Chief Swan shutting the door to his police car with a special seat, or carrier as I heard the grown ups say.

"How are you doing Chief Swan. Need any help?" I said sweetly.

He just chuckled and said, "Not right now son, but you know what? Little Isabella here just woke up, would you mind staying with her in the living room so I can fetch her a bottle?"

"Yeah! I mean, sure, I'll watch her," I said, trying not to seem so happy. Chief Swan smiled and walked inside the house with me following him. He set the carrier down on the floor by the couch and I sat Indian Style next to it. I moved the blanket off so I could see the baby. The first thing I saw were her chocolate brown eyes. Bella was wearing a little red dress looking thing with white socks on. I think she looked like a princess.

"So…I know you can't really talk yet, but I thought I'd just do all the talking and let you listen. Okay?" I said. I have no clue if any of that made any sense, but Isabella's just a baby. She don't know the difference.

Bella let out a strange gurgling noise. I think that means she's listening. "My best friend Jasper went to Texas for Christmas. He was born there. It sucks 'cause I have nobody to play with now. He has an older sister named Rosalie, but I don't like her. Emmett has a crush on her. Gross! Girls have cooties. Umm, wait. You're a girl, but I don't think you have cooties. Anyway, there's this one girl in our class, her real name is Mary, but she likes to be called Alice. Well, she's really, really, really weird! But I'm friends with her. I think weird is cool."

Just then Chief Swan came in with a baby bottle filled with milk. Yuck. I hate milk. He bent down and picked up Bella from her special seat, umm, carrier.

"Come on Edward, your mother said it's time to open presents now," The Chief said.

All of a sudden Emmett came running into the room screaming, "Presents! Ahhh!" Like the idiot he is.

I followed Chief Swan, along with Bella, and my stupid brother to the living room where we had a huge tree with bunches and bunches of presents under it. Chief Swan handed Isabella to Mrs. Renee and sat down next to her. Daddy was sitting on a chair. He was in charge of handing out the gifts. Mommy was standing in the corner with her camera. Like every Christmas, Mommy was in charge of taking pictures. I hate that part.

"Okay, the first gift is for Edward," Daddy said. "It's from Santa." Of course I don't believe in Santa Clause. I'm too old for that! But if I let my parents know, then I won't get presents. So I keep my mouth shut. I grab the gift from Daddy and sit down. As soon as I start unwrapping it, Mommy starts taking pictures. It's a very small present, so it was easy to open. It was a new shirt. Yay. Not really.

For the next half hour or so -well, It could have been an hour, or maybe 10 minutes. I don't know- we opened a lot of presents. Emmett is so dumb. He still believes in Santa! Anyways, we ate lunch after that. Isabella was getting "antsy". Whatever that means. I just heard the grown ups say it. Mrs. Renee and Chief Swan were about to leave when I remembered the present that I got for Bella.

"Wait! Don't leave yet!" I yelled. They stopped where they were while I hurried and ran as fast as I could to my room and got the gift from under my bed.

"This is for Bella," I handed the gift to Mrs. Renee, who was holding Bella. It was a little stuffed animal. A lamb. I don't know why I chose the lamb. Especially since I thought it was a sheep at first, but it seemed like the perfect gift to give her.

Mrs. Renee tucked the lamb under Isabella's blanket and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "I'm sure she loves it, Edward." I gave her a smile, showing all my little teeth.

I watched from the window as they all got in the car and drove away. I don't care what anybody says. This was the best Christmas ever.

I know, it's been a while! Working on chapter 3 though! What do you think? Review!