Edward's POV

Oh no.

I read Carlisle and Esme's mind when they were down stairs talking as Bella and I were listening to classical music in my room. We were slowly dancing after ten minutes of trying to persuade her. Singing competition? Why do I have the feeling that Emmett is going to be all competitive? Were Esme and Carlisle that bored to come up with that idea?

When we heard Esme call us, I groaned silently. Bella looked at me with a worried look on her face. "What's wrong?"

I sighed. "You're about to find out. Let's go down stairs."

We both existed out of my room in silence as I was trying to endure the idea into my thoughts. I failed completely.

Alice was dancing out of her room with Jasper following her. She was singing like she was a professional singer working on vocal warm-ups. Rosalie and Emmett were already down stairs waiting for us to get down while Esme and Carlisle grinned mischievously.

When we made it down the stairs, we all stood around a circle like it was a prep talk before a football game.

Yay! A duet competition! I need dresses and oh new shoes! Alice thought.

Why do I have a feeling it's going to be a competition of some sort? Jasper thought.

If only Rosalie had a thong…oh crap! Edward, stop lurking my mind! Emmett thought.

This is ridiculous, why am I even here? I had enough of family bonding. Rosalie thought.

"Alright everyone! For another chapter of family fun, Carlisle and I decided to host a duet competition!" Esme announced. "And there are no excuses, you are all doing it!"

"And the partners are Rosalie and Edward, Alice and Emmett, and Bella and Jasper. Any questions?" Carlisle added. Rosalie raised her hand as Carlisle pointed to her.

"Why are we doing this?" she complained, looking like she was about to through a tantrum.

"Ah babe, come on! It'll be fun," Emmett playfully nudged her. "So what's the prize for the winners?"

"We were going to let everyone decide that," Esme explained. "It'll be more fun that way."

"How about who ever looses has to sing the national anthem on the local news?" Emmett eagerly suggested. He and I both laughed, giving each other a high five while everyone else scoffed.

"That's really evil," Jasper remarked, silently chuckling.

"How about who ever looses has to dress in whatever the winners decide?" Alice suggested.

"Oh dear God," Emmett chuckled. "I bet Alice already planned on me being a tooth fairy."

She grinned. "Maybe."

"Why are we targeting on whoever looses?" Carlisle asked us with curiosity.

"It's way more fun," Rosalie rolled her eyes. "Well to them, at least."

"Are we going to decide on something or what?" Alice asked everyone with impatience.

"How about who ever looses has to flirt with Jacob?" Bella suggested. I laughed, thinking that it was worst than all of the above. Flirting with Jacob was like flirting with Satan.

"Ew no! Bella are you insane? I'm not flirting with a guy that smells like wet dog!" Emmett exclaimed. "I know you have done it before, but it doesn't mean I have to too."

I growled. "Thank you Emmett."

"How about who ever looses has to run down the street naked singing "The Bad Touch"?" Rosalie suggested, rolling her eyes in annoyance.

"Who would want to see Jasper naked?" Emmett sneered.

Jasper laughed, not even close to feeling offended. "He has a point."

"How about who ever looses has to licks each others belly buttons?" Alice suggested, giggling like an elementary school girl.

I raised my eyebrow. "That's just odd."

"How about who ever looses has to sing opera the entire day?" Jasper suggested.

"Emmett would just make us all deaf," Bella joked. "I couldn't handle that for an entire day."

"How about whoever looses has handcuff the losers for an entire day?" I suggested. "And they are not allowed to break them."

Bella nodded. "I like it."

"That's lame! It's not that embarrassing," Emmett protested.

"Oh we're never going to come up with anything!" Rosalie exclaimed.

"How about whoever looses has to put their underwear outside of their pants for a week during school?" Alice suggested.

"Sorry, but I don't think the ladies would like my underwear. Besides, only Rosalie knows my underwear and can only appreciate it," Emmett winked at her. "How about whoever looses has to tell Charlie that Bella is dead?"

Bella gasped. "You seriously want my dad to have a heart attack?"

"How about who ever looses has to wear a bikini to school?" Alice suggested. "I got a cute one that will make every man swoon."

"And me puke," Emmett added. Alice punched him on the shoulder lightly.

"How about who ever looses has to make out with everyone human being at school?" Bella suggested.

Alice laughed. "That's a good one!"

"That's just gross! I don't want to make out with a teacher that masters dissecting animals!" Rosalie shuddered.

"How about who ever looses, since we are not with our girlfriends or boyfriends, has to make out for two minutes. They have to film it and post it on YouTube." Jasper suggested.

"No one is going to care about two teenager making out," I pointed out, "besides, no offense Rosalie, but I don't want to make out with you."

"Then don't loose!" Emmett grinned. "I like Jazz's idea."

"How about instead of YouTube, we post it on the school's website," Alice suggested.

Bella's eyes widened. "Oh my God!"

"And, they have to make sexual sounds!" Emmett added. "To make it hilarious to watch."

"Oh, and advertise that STDs are the way to go," Rosalie laughed.

"And they have to speak in Japanese!" Alice added.

"And the girl has to wear the Princess Leia costume!" Rosalie added.

"Oh, and the guy has to wear nothing but a Speedo!" Emmett roared with laughter.

"Now that's the punishment! Let these competitions begin!" Alice shouted excitedly. "So what's the first competition?"

Esme smiled. "Well, the first genre is musicals. You have four hours to memorize and perform a song from a musical with a duet of a boy and a girl! Rehearse the entire four hours so no hanging around doing nothing. I'll call Billy and Charlie to help us judge them. Now let the competition begin!"