The following chapter/chapters were more like an afterthought I had on how the duos relationship with Daria would develop. Chapter two takes place directly after chapter one.
I do not own the rights to Beavis & Butt-head.
It was 21:00.
Daria looked out of the window. The rain continued and the wind became stronger.
"Sigh, I guess I'm stuck with you guys for the rest of the night. Where are you guys sleeping?" Daria asked with her usual stern voice.
The duo giggled. "You want to sleep with us?" Butt-head asked giggling.
"No ass-head, I'm asking so I can sleep as far away from you guys as possible." Daria responded aggravated.
"Where usually sleep on the couch" Beavis said.
"Okay than, I will go and sleep upstairs".
Daria lay in Butt-head's bed staring at the roof. She usually didn't go to sleep this early but what else could she do? There were no computers here and she didn't bring any books and doing nothing with Beavis & Butt-head was tiresome. She send a text message to her mom telling her that she was sleeping over. She sighed in boredom when Beavis suddenly came thru the door.
"Hey, how is it going"?
"Sigh, boring".
"Oh well, me & Butt-head just ordered some Pizza and we wondered if you wanted some"?
"Pizza, at this hour"?
"Ya, Sam's Pizzeria is still open and the weather is perfect for free Pizza".
Daria looked with a confused expression on Beavis. What did he mean with free Pizza?
"Okay, I can go for some pizza" Daria finally said slightly more enthusiastic than usual.
Beavis & Butt-head opened the door for the pizza guy. He was a twenty-something man with pimples and a meek voice.
"Pizza delivery to a…Mr. Beavis & Mr. Butt-head" the pizza guy said and handed Butt-head the pizza box. "That will be 25 dollars".
"Um, we won't pay for this sir". Butt-head said with a strict voice.
"What, why not?" the pizza guy whimpered.
"Cause the box is all wet and stuff" Butt-head answered.
"Ya, really. We won't pay of pizza in this condition" Beavis added.
"So buzz off fartknocker!" Butt-head said before he slammed the door with the pizza still in his hands.
"You won't get away with this" the pizza guy proclaimed but nobody herd him.
Daria thought it was not only wrong to steal food but also stupid cause the pizzeria would probably press charges but she also know that the two wouldn't get it so she decided not to think about it.
Beavis & Daria sat down in the sofa.
"So like, where should I place the pizza" Butt-head asked.
"Sigh, here give me it". Daria snatched the box from Butt head and placed it on her lap and director him to his usual place on the sofa. She opened the box. "There now we can all reach it".
"Cool" Butt-head said and took a slice.
The other two also started eating. The pizza was tepid but they didn't care.
"Do you guys have any movie we could watch"? Daria asked in between the chewing.
"Um, yes" Beavis said and went up and took out a DVD box.
"Eight Legged Freaks" he proclaimed and put the disc in the player.
"Cool, spiders rock" Butt-head said.
The minutes went and it became less and less pizza.
"Spider, spider" Beavis shouted as he saw the giant spider eat people in the movie. He was really getting into the film, Butt-head also liked the movie but Daria didn't really care for it (except whenever any spider did something gruesome on screen).
Beavis put all his attention of the screen that he didn't look when he reached for another slice of pizza. His hand stroke Daria's breast. He immediately retracted it & blushed and Daria flinched.
"What the hell are you doing" Daria shouted.
Beavis tried to hide his head between his shoulders, he looked ashamed. "I'm sorry Daria, it was an accident, I swear".
Daria was incredible angry but Beavis looked legitimately sad so she decided not to make a scene. "Just keep your hands of me Beavis"!
Butt-head giggled. "Beavis, you touched Diarheeas boob" he laughed. He then started to ogle Daria thinking how close Beavis was to score.
Daria caught him. "That goes for you too idiot and if I see you look at me again I kick your ass".
"Okay settle down…diarrhea."
Daria hit him hard in the face for the insult.
Butt-head almost fall of the couch and started mopping. Beavis laughed and Daria felt better after blowing of some steam (even if you couldn't tell).
The movie was over, so was the pizza but the teens didn't feel tiered yet. They went into the kitchen, trying to find things to do.
"Are you guys still hungry?" Daria asked, still unsure why they went to the kitchen.
"No, but like sometimes we find cool stuff in here, like that one time we found a dead rat in here". Butt-head answered.
"One time I found a gun in here" Beavis said.
"No you didn't butt-monkey, it was just a stupid pipe or something".
Daria went thru the cabinets when she found a jar of glue. She got a wicked smirk. She poured some of it in a coup.
"Hey Butt-head, here I made this hum, beer for you" she said and handed him the coup.
"Cool". Butt-head drank the glue from the cup.
"How does it taste?" Daria asked.
"Disgus… was all he could say before the glue spliced his jaws and the only sound he made was gurgles.
Beavis started laughing. "Wow, he can't talk anymore. That pretty cool Daria".
"I know, finally he shuts up".
Daria opened another cabinet and found an UNO card-deck. "You guys want to play some" she said, showing the guys the deck.
Beavis said "O yes, yes" while Butt-head just nodded.
The three sat around the dinner table and Daria handed them the cards. She had to describe the rules for the duo over a dozen times but they were finally starting to understand. The game went on for a while when Butt-head finally put down his last card. He raised his hands in cheers and mumbled.
"Wait Butt-head, aren't you suppose to scream UNO when you win?" Beavis proclaimed.
"Yes Butt-head, scream UNO and you win" Daria said sinisterly.
Butt-head tried to speak up but it just came out as incomprehensible dribble.
Beavis started laughing so Butt-head hit him. Beavis hit him back and soon the two was tumbling around on the floor, hitting each other.
Daria rolled her eyes at the boys immature behavior.
It was midnight and Daria was finally asleep in Butt-head's bed, her body tightly tucked under the blanket. The duo came to check on her.
"Diarheea is finally a sleep" Butt-head proclaimed, still somewhat numb in the mouth because of the glue.
Beavis looked at Daria's face. She still had the same frown as always but it was les tense. Beavis took notice of her round cheeks, he could almost feel their softness all the way from across the room.
"Hey Butt-head what do you think chicks think off"?
"Um, muscle-bound Latino guys". Butt-head laugh at his own comment.
"Oh ya ya" Beavis replied giggling.
"You know Butt-head, there is a hot chick sleeping in your bed and you are doing nothing" Beavis pointed out.
"She is no chick buttmunch. She is Daria! Did you just call Daria hot?
Beavis blushed. "Ya, so what?" he retorted somewhat uncertain.
"You like Diarheea" Butt-head said mockingly.
"No, I don't" Beavis said angrily.
"You want to score with Diarheea".
"Shut up Butt-head"!
Beavis attacked Butt-head that started fighting back. The two continued hitting & tackle each other down the hallway until they both fell down the stairs.
Authors note: Why are you still reading this? You know there is naked boobs on the internet right? More chapters coming soon.
