Summary: AU Kuroko Tetsuya works as a coffeemaker, a regular and normal job. He likes his ordinary job and life. It was all bliss and beauty... until five outrageous men came into his life and messed up his overused routine. Drabbles of Kuroko's life as a coffeemaker.

WARNING(s): swearing, OoC-ness, grammar/spelling errors, fail humor

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KUROKO NO BASUKE.

Note(s): No matter how much they beg, cry, or complain, never give Kise nor Aomine his keys to the coffee shop.

Drabble Two: Indoor Beach

Kuroko woke up early so that he could get ready to open up his shop. He always need to get ready when he deals with those five disasters. No offense. Not really.

He inserted the key to his shop as he was greeted with.. a beach? He looked around slowly, observing the damage done to his shop. There were sand everywhere as it looked like it was carelessly spread across the floor. Shells were on top of it as umbrellas were on the round tables. He stepped further inside, and his feet were suddenly wet. He looked on the floor as there were puddles of water everywhere.

Kuroko quickly noticed the smiling figures of Aomine and Kise and hesitantly asked,"Were we vandalized?"

Kise frowned pitifully by Kuroko's inquiry. "No! We did it!"

"You vandalized my shop?" Kuroko raised his eyebrow in question. It looked like he was calm, but on the inside, he was red with anger. Fury. Enraged.

"We did not vandalize it!" Kise said while motioning his hands to form an 'X'. "We spiced it up!"

'Yep... It's vandalized,' Kuroko thought bitterly. "Now why do would you want to 'spice' my coffee shop up?"

Aomine gave a goofy grin that made Kuroko want to punch him. "'Cause your shop is like bland and boring, so we helped to bring in more customers."

'No! No! I don't need your help!' Kuroko thought angrily and was about to say that but instead said, "Is that so?"

Kise nodded in happiness, glad that Kuroko liked their effort and help. Too bad, that Kuroko didn't. And he planned to kick them out.

"Give me your keys to my shop," Kuroko said. Kise stopped his fantasy about Kuroko becoming his and stared idiotically at the figure of his affection. Aomine also stared stupidly at him, mentally questioning him what he did wrong.

"Ehh? Kuroko-cchi! Why?"

"Why do you think?" Kuroko asked back, his emotions begging to burst and yell out at the idiotic blonde and overly tanned numbskull. In short, Kuroko was at his edge.

"Ah. Tetsu... I think I lost them," Aomine lied, although Kuroko could see through his pathetic attempt. "I think Kise has his though."

"Aomine-cchi!" Kise cried out pitifully, stomping his feet on the floor like a child. Kuroko shook his head and thought of 101 ways to hurt Kise and Aomine. It was endless, since Kise was really sensitive, and Aomine gets scared easily.

In short, they are weak. Really weak.

Kuroko turned towards the door to his coffee shop, seeing Akashi and Midorima walking in, looking bewildered by the change of the shop. Akashi easily avoided the sand and water that was going to damage his new shoes, while Midorima just stood there as he adjusted the goggles he was wearing over his glasses.

"Tetsuya, I would like a cup of tea please." Akashi was seated on one of the tables as he sat there, thinking it was a regular day.

"Uh... Akashi-kun, this is a coffee shop," Kuroko muttered as he stared at the man who was minding his own business. Akashi glared at him, wanting his tea now.

Kuroko sighed and shook his head. He monotonously said, "Don't you have work?"

"Ah! I skipped my schedule for this! Manager will be so mad!"

"Fuck!"

Kuroko moved towards his counter as he watched the two troublemakers run to their jobs, glad that they will not try to 'spice' up his shop. For now. He was also glad that Kise left his keys to Kuroko's shop on the counter. Now all that he needed is Aomine's 'lost' keys.

"Akashi-kun, please come back here. I might have a tea bag." Kuroko motioned Akashi to follow his orders, which Akashi reluctantly did, as they went to the back of his shop.

Leaving Midorima frozen and alone in Aomine's and Kise's indoor beach.

A/N:

It's really short, and I apologize. For the next drabble, I will try to make it longer. And funnier. Maybe. It might have more fail humor. :( I'm also sorry for my slow updates.

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