Next day, Seattle, outside concert arena
Drake, Josh and Megan are standing near some stairs.
Drake: Okay, Megan, what did you want to show us?
Megan: (looking into the crowd) Just a minute. Wow, look at all the people!
Drake: (to Josh) Why did you bring her?
Josh: She's gonna be nice to me for a whole week!
Megan: That thing I wanted to show you, it's around here somewhere..
Drake: This was really important to me and now you two have to go and make me late. Why do you always have to screw up everything for me, Josh?
Josh: ME, screw up everything for YOU?
Drake and Josh begin to argue but are interrupted by the sound of someone falling down a flight of stairs and Megan screaming. Drake and Josh run down the stairs to find her lying crumpled on the floor.
Drake: Oh my God, Megan, are you all right?
He and Josh help her up.
Megan: I just hit my head really hard. I don't know who you boys are, but it was very kind of you to help me.
Josh: You don't know who we are? Oh my God, she's got amnesia! How are we gonna explain this to Mom and Dad!?
Drake: Relax, Josh, she doesn't have..whatever you said. I gotta go. Why don't you call someone to check her out while I'm gone?
Drake leaves. Josh grabs for Megan's hand.
Josh: C'mon, Megs, let's get you to a hospital.
Megan pulls back.
Megan: I'm not going with you! I don't even know you! I don't even know who I am!
She runs off into the crowd and into the women's restroom. Josh tries to follow but can't get through the mob of people and loses her.
In the parking lot
Spencer, Carly, Sam and Freddie are all standing around looking bored.
Sam: Okay, how long are we going to stand here? I want to go inside already.
Carly: Oh, all right. It was supposed to be a surprise, but I guess it's not going to happen. We were going to arrange for you to meet Drake. I thought I was talking to someone who could make it happen, but I guess it was all just a trick.
Sam: Aww, that's okay..
Carly gets a message on her phone.
Carly: Wait a minute! Hold that thought. I'll be right back with your surprise..well, it's not a surprise anymore, but I promise this time!
Spencer: Carly, I thought I was coming with you!
Sam: Why can't I come?
Spencer: And she's gone.
Back upstairs
Josh: (talking to the restroom door): I know you're in there, Megan. If this is one of your pranks you are gonna be in so much trouble! Am I going to have to come in there, cause I will! Oh, stop staring people, I have my reasons!
Carly runs up to him.
Josh: There you are! I thought you were in the restroom.
Carly: No..you texted me to meet you by the restrooms. Look, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm kind of in a hurry. Do you have Drake with you?
Josh: You're still acting weird, Megan. I guess you really did hit your head. Come on, I'm taking you to the hospital right now
He grabs her by the arm.
Carly: To the hospital? Who's Megan!? Awww, I should've listened to Spencer!
In the parking lot, a few minutes later.
A siren wails in the distance.
Freddie: Look, an ambulance. I wonder what happened. What's taking Carly so long?
Same: Oh look, here she comes now. (Megan walks up) So..what happened? Do I get to meet Drake or not?
Megan: (starts walking away)We have to get out of here...NOW!..Well, don't just stand there, let's go! I'll explain on the way home!
The others stand there, shocked.
Freddie: Well, I guess we need to rehearse for next week's show anyway.
Sam: I can't believe this.
Spencer: Everyone is acting so weird..(grins) Hey, I know what's going on. Are you guys planning me a surprise party?
