Chapter 2: Meeting the Perverts

Kakashi's POV:

"Shizune, do you think she has amnesia?" Kakashi asked Shizune.

"Most likely," Shizune replied.

"What's your name?" Kakashi asked.

"…Chiharu…Chiharu Mashitoma," Chiharu said.

"Well, Chiharu, do you remember what had happened just recently," Kakashi asked. He cringed at the thought if this girl, Chiharu, remembered what happened to her motorcycle.

"…" Chiharu was thinking. "The last thing I knew, was…" She closed her eyes and started thinking. Then she narrowed her eyes at the white haired ninja.

"Kakashi, here grabbed onto the back of my t-shirt and then my motorcycle from underneath me crashed into a tree," She growled.

She did remember after all. Kakashi sweat dropped.

"But the thing is…I don't remember what happened before that happened. I don't remember anything that happened in the past…" Chiharu said with a worried expression.

"You don't remember us chasing you through the woods?" Neji said with a serious expression.

"No I don't. But what I would like to know is…where's my motorcycle?"

There was a long moment of silence until Sakura broke it.

"Um…I think I'm going to get some snacks. Anybody wants one?" Sakura said shakily, remembering Chiharu's temper about the motorcycle being crashed into the tree. And it was only scratched. But this time, the motorcycle was destroyed. Sakura was informed about this when she met up with Kakashi-sensei in the hospital.

"Sakura, I think I'm going to accompany you," Tenten quickly said. And left immediately with Sakura. Also remembering about the temper.

Tsunade sighed. "Shizune, come with me I think I need to get some files. Jiraiya don't you even think about leaving this room." With that both of them left.

"I wasn't gonna…" Jiraiya said with a sigh.

Hey did everybody all of a sudden forgot about me? Chiharu thought. She closed her eyes at that thought.

"Hey Kakashi, I'm going to have the new issue of Icha Icha Paradise come out. What do you think?" Jiraiya said with a goofy face.

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu's eyes widened as Kakashi grinned. Sasuke sweat dropped. Naruto eyes grew big and yelled out,

"Ero-sennin you're perverted!"

Neji just stood there like he didn't hear anything. Lee and Gai were yelling each other's name out and there was a sunset and the beach in the background.

Okay….that's just weird…Chiharu thought.

Chiharu sighed. She sat on the hospital bed. This thing is giving me a backache. Chiharu then kicked off the blanket. It's getting hot in here.

Poor Chiharu did not know she was in her undergarments. And the sad thing was that Jiraiya and Kakashi was in the same room. The two most perverted ninja's in Konoha.

Chiharu closed her eyes and was thinking about her past. Do I really have amnesia? She folded her hands on top of her stomach.

Chiharu didn't notice that the room became silent.

Naruto's POV:

Naruto was shaking his head at Kakashi-sensei when all of a sudden, Chiharu kicked off the blankets. Naruto didn't notice that Chiharu was in her undergarments until he looked at Jiraiya who was practically drooling towards Chiharu's way. Kakashi-sensei was staring and staring.

Naruto looked towards Gai and Lee who ran out of the room holding their noses as blood were streaming out. They were screaming that women in undergarments were too much for them. Naruto looked at Neji and Sasuke to see them turn and looked the other way…

"Chiharu…" Naruto started.

Chiharu's POV:

"Chiharu…"

Chiharu turned her opened her eyes and turned her head towards Naruto. She was surprised to see that Gai and Lee were gone. She turned her head to look at Neji and Sasuke to see them looking at the wall. With their backs towards her. It reminded her of some kind of punishment.

Chiharu finally rested her eyes on Naruto, ignoring the two white haired ninja's.

"Yes?" Chiharu said. She turned her head to the right when Naruto didn't answer. His faced turned red and he looked at the white haired ninja's and back at her. She raised her eyebrows but looked at the two white haired ninja's.

She raised her eyebrows in surprise when she saw the white haired ninja's look at her without blinking. What's their problem? She thought. She felt her face getting warmer as they stared even more at her. Finally she got irritated.

"What?" she finally was able to say.

But the two ninja's didn't say anything. They still stared at her. Well not exactly at her…it was more like her body.

Chiharu finally looked down at her body to see herself wearing only her bra and underwear. Hey…didn't I get these at Victoria Secrets? Chiharu thought. Chiharu then realized what the men were staring at.

"EEEEEEEKKKK!" At that scream, Neji and Sasuke ran out of the room with Naruto trailing after them. The two ninja's were still looking at her. It was as if they didn't hear her scream.

Chiharu reached over her bed and grabbed the nearest thing that was close to throw at them. It ended up to be a miniature doll of Tsunade and Shizune. The Tsunade doll hit Jiraiya and the Shizune doll hit Kakashi.

"AAHHH! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR BUTT!" Chiharu yelled out.

But Jiraiya looked like he didn't want to get out and then he blurted out, "Would you like to pose for my Icha Icha Paradise?" Jiraiya's eyes widen and he had a stupid grin on his face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Chiharu reached over and grabbed a lamp on a stand. She threw it at Jiraiya.

"ARGH!" Jiraiya was able to dodge the lamp. But Kakashi was still staring at Chiharu and he didn't notice when the lamp was coming straight at his face. Chiharu closed her eyes tight. Waiting for the sound of the impact to hit his face.

BAM!

When Chiharu opened her eyes, she saw that Kakashi was on the floor and he his eyes were swirling around.

"So…many Icha Icha Paradise books…ahh…"

Chiharu sweat dropped. She saw Jiraiya staring at her with wide eyes. Before she can say anything Jiraiya grabbed Kakashi and ran out of the room, slamming the door on the way out.

Chiharu looked around to find some clothes on the bed stand next to her bed. Better change right now…

Naruto's POV:

Naruto was at the bench next to Chiharu's room. He looked up when Jiraiya was dragging Kakashi out of the room.

Then Jiraiya looked up at the ceiling and yelled out with his arms raised, "She is a beautiful fearsome women but I bet she will pose for me the second time I ask," Jiraiya dropped Kakashi's head with a THUNK!

Tsunade and Shizune were coming when they suddenly stopped. Staring at Jiraiya and Kakashi, who have seemed to wake up.

Tsunade bent down and picked up the two dolls that were on the floor. Then she asked in a dangerous voice, "Where did you get these?" She narrowed her eyes. If her eyes were kunai's the two ninja's would've been dead.

As Naruto saw her eyes he ran out of the hospital and went to train with his teammates.

Jiraiya's POV:

"Uh…umm…hehe…" Jiraiya couldn't say anything. Why can't I say something!

Shizune, who was looking over Tsunade's shoulder, eyes widened as she saw a miniature doll of herself.

The two ladies then towered over the two ninja's. Flames were burning in their eyes. They opened their mouths and screamed,

"PERVERTS!" Tsunade and Shizune took out kunai's and shuriken's and started attacking them.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Jiraiya's and Kakashi's screams were heard all over Konoha.

Sakura's POV:

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Sakura looked up. Did I imagine that? Sakura thought, as she saw none of her teammates ignoring the screams.

"Did you guys hear a scream?" Sakura asked.

"Hn,"

"No,"

Sakura waited until she was satisfied.

"Okay," She said happily and continued training. "Hey, let's go look for Ino! We can invite Tenten's and Hinata's team and go for a walk in the forest," All of them agreed and went to look for Ino's team.

Chiharu's POV:

Who…who chose the outfit. And who guessed the right size of my clothes? Chiharu finished putting on some clothing and saw that the clothes were small and also revealing.

Chiharu was about to remove the clothing but she realized that these were the only clothing available. So that later on she would be able to escape.

Chiharu was wearing a white mini skirt that was really small. But it fit her perfectly. (Which she hated.) And her top was a very revealing pink shirt that was showing 2 inches of her stomach and had a very deep V in the front of the shirt. And on the back of the shirt it almost showed her whole back. The sides of the shirt were cut with an upside down V with laces going through the holes. Just beneath the elbows.

Ugh…I'm just going have to deal with this. This was the first revealing clothes she has ever worn. She also had to wear pink high heels that laced up her legs. She sighed.

Chiharu went to a window and opened it. She was on the second floor. She went to the side of her bed and grabbed what was her so called belongings. She went back to the window and jumped. But with high heels…let's just hope I don't fall.

Tsunade's POV:

After Shizune and Tsunade were able to hurt the white haired ninja's, (Which was about 50 minutes.) they straightened their clothes and went to Chiharu's room.

Their eyes widened as they saw an empty bed with the blanket on the floor. Their eyes immediately went to the window, which was opened.

She escaped…Tsunade went to the door and went towards Jiraiya and Kakashi. They held up their hands in defense.

"Please! Don't hurt us anymore!" They were sobbing. Tsunade smirked.

"Both of you have a new mission. Find Chiharu Mashitoma. She has escaped," With those words she left, leaving the two ninja's clueless.

Jiraiya's POV:

Jiraiya eyes widened when Tsunade and Shizune was heading towards Kakashi and him. They threw their arms up in defense. They lowered their arms when Tsunade told them to find the missing girl.

Huh?

Kakashi and Jiraiya looked at each other in confusion. Then they both stared at the door. A minute later they bolted towards the door.

The first thing Jiraiya looked at was the bed stand and grinned evilly. "Hehehehehehe…" he chuckled.

Kakashi raised both of his eyebrows.

"Why are you laughing?" Kakashi questioned.

Jiraiya looked at Kakashi with laughing eyes. "I know what's she's wearing…" Jiraiya said in a singsong voice.

Flashback

"Sakura did you get the clothes for the girl?" Tsunade asked.

"Yup!" Sakura said proudly.

"Good. Give them to Shizune. Shizune put the clothes in my office. I will give it to her when she is ready in my command to discharge,"

"Hai," With that Shizune disappeared with the clothes.

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya, "What are you doing here?"

"Just here to bug you," Jiraiya replied. " And to tell Kakashi here about my new issue of Icha Icha Paradise," Jiraiya posed with one of his hands thrown in the air and made the victory sign with his hands. (Somewhere close to Gai's pose. .; )

Tsunade just rolled her eyes. Then she saw clothes in his hands. "What are those for?" She narrowed her eyes.

"Just some clothes for one of my girls who are posing," Jiraiya said with glint in his eyes.

Tsunade smacked Jiraiya across the head. Jiraiya's head smacked on the wall.

"Argh…" Jiraiya's eyes were swirling around. Jiraiya placed the clothes on the bed stand that was next to the unconscious girl's bed.

End of Flashback

Jiraiya was grinning.

"At least we know how to find her…" Kakashi said slowly.

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu narrowed her eyes as she heard the thirty-fifth male who whistled at her. Jesus Christ, when are they going to stop! Then all of a sudden Chiharu remembered that she needed weapons.

So she went to the closest weapon store she can find. And she started flirting with the owner like crazy. She lowered her eyes so he wouldn't notice the mismatched eyes. She knew flirting would ruin her reputation a bit, but the important thing was that she needed a weapon. She managed to steal four senbon/needles, two shuriken's and she could only manage to steal one kunai right under the owners nose.

She didn't like the idea but she knew it was worth it. As she exited the store she swayed her hips. She looked back at the owner and winked at him. She knew that it was making the owner of the store drooling after her.

She stuck the senbon/needles in her hair making her hair into a bun, and she put the two shuriken's in the pockets of the mini skirt. She couldn't put the kunai anywhere, so she picked up a string from the street and made the kunai into a necklace.

She looked around to find that there were a lot of people in the small busy street. She then looked at her bag in her hands. I've got to get rid of this. It's gonna give me away. And I also need money…I need to buy some food and clothes. Chiharu looked down at herself. Especially clothes! Then an idea popped in her head. She looked at the dolls one more. I can have an auction. I don't really need this.

She abruptly took a chair from a restaurant and went to an empty spot. She stood on the chair and started talking out loud.

"Ladies and Gentlemen," That mostly caught attention from a few people. Most of the people were young. They looked at her with curiosity. "I'm having an auction for few things that might catch your interest. Let me show you something I have brought to show you," She grabbed her bag and pulled out a doll of Neji. "Now I am auctioning a doll that is a chibi replica of THE Hyuuga Neji!" Chiharu raised the doll in the air.

Then that's when the fan girls of Neji started screaming.

"OMG! That's Neji-kun!"

"I'll give you 10!"

"NO! I'll give 20!"

5 Seconds Later…

"350! I'll give you 350!"

"No! 1000!" Then it was silent.

Everybody turned to look at a fat girl with drool coming down her chin; there were chucks of food (Potato chips.) within that drool. Everybody's eyes twitched at the sight. The fat girl came up and handed Chiharu the money and took Neji.

"Oookay…" Then Chiharu pulled out a Sasuke.

"1000!" Somebody called out immediately. Chiharu sweat dropped and looked who yelled out. It was the same girl.

"I'm sorry, but you should let the others have a chance. You already got Neji," Chiharu said. The crowd let out a sigh of relief.

"No…my twin sister got Neji. I wanted Sasuke," Chiharu looked next to the girl to see the identical twin. The fat girl walked up to Chiharu grabbed Sasuke and gave her the money. Without a word the two twins started walking away.

When Chiharu finished auctioning all of the dolls she had a whole bunch of money that she couldn't count them. The problem was that she didn't know where to put them. Her pockets were busy with the shuriken's. Then she looked down in her skirt. Nobody can steal them if I put them in here. And if they try, I can and beat the hell out of them. Chiharu stuffed her money in her bra.

As Chiharu walked she saw a forest up ahead. And went inside.

Kakashi's POV:

"Okay, thank you," Kakashi walked out of the weapon store. He looked to see some woman was slapping Jiraiya across the face.

The woman turned around with a little 'Hmph' and left Jiraiya to stare after her.

Kakashi started walking towards Jiraiya.

"He said that she walked that way," Kakashi pointed towards the forest. Doesn't Kurenai's student train there? Kakashi thought.

As they started walking towards the forest, Jiraiya was talking to Kakashi about his book.

Sasuke's POV:

Sasuke was walking with Sakura, Naruto, Neji, Tenten and Lee. He was brooding but stopped when he heard Sakura shriek. He looked at her to see her pointing at the mini restaurant. He looked and his eyes widened. He saw two fat girls eating. Then one of them was holding a chibi form of him.

Then he looked at the other girl to see her having a chibi form of Neji. Both boys ran into the forest. The others stared for a little longer and followed the two boys into the forest.

Kurenai's POV:

"Harder Hinata!" Kurenai was training her students to be stronger. But Hinata wasn't hitting as hard. Kiba then tripped Hinata and pointed the kunai to her throat. He backed away and reached out a hand and helped her up.

"You fought good today," Kiba said. The next thing that happened was Kiba looked over Hinata's shoulder and his eyes were practically coming out of his eye sockets.

Kurenai raised an eyebrow and looked were Kiba was looking. Her eyes narrowed. She looked back at Kiba to see him running towards a girl. Kurenai's eyes widened when she sensed that the girl might be dangerous. Then Kurenai looked back at Kiba. Maybe she should get him. When Kurenai looked closely at Kiba she just noticed something.

Is Kiba drooling?

Kiba's POV:

When Kiba neared the girl he stared up at her and started staring. He didn't notice he was staring. Then he saw the color of her eyes. But he didn't care of the mismatched eyes. He just cared for the really hot babe that was standing in front of him. Is this a dream? Well, if it is…I hope I don't ever wake up!

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu narrowed her eyes as a boy came closer to her. Who is this kid…wait isn't he Inuzuka Kiba? Wait a sec…how do I know his name. Chiharu looked over his shoulder to see three other people. Two of them looked like his teammates…ah…Hyuuga Hinata and Aburame Shino. The other looked like their sensei. Yuuhi Kurenai

"Kurenai! Grab her!" Chiharu turned around quickly to find Kakashi and Jiraiya behind her. The next thing Chiharu knew was that Kurenai flunged Kiba away from her.

Kiba's POV:

Kiba was about to land on Shino. But instead of catching him in the air, Shino quickly stepped to the side.

BAM!

"…ow…"

Kakashi's POV:

Kakashi quieted down Jiraiya when he sensed chakra coming from the left. He looked to see Chiharu looking down at Kiba with curiosity. He turned to see Kurenai narrowing her eyes at Chiharu.

"Kurenai! Grab her!" He yelled.

"Hey Kakashi," Jiraiya poked Kakashi on the arm. "Doesn't the clothes fit Chiharu perfectly?" Kakashi looked at Chiharu and slightly blushed.

"Ah, she even looks better then my other poser. I'll ask Chiharu again to be my poser. Hehehehehe…" Jiraiya giggled. He looked like he was daydreaming about Chiharu.

Kakashi just sweat dropped.

Kurenai's POV:

Kurenai was really sorry when she threw Kiba at Shino. She looked at the strange girl. Kurenai didn't show her reaction when she saw the mismatched eyes. Kurenai never in her life have seen another red eye like her own, besides the Sharingan. Red and green eyes. Kurenai thought.

Kurenai was done with her inspection and grabbed the girl's arms and pulled them behind her back.

"Kakashi-san, I can't believe you weren't able to catch her. She was too ea-" Kurenai was cut off when she felt that the girl wretched her arms away from her. The girl then threw Kurenai over her shoulder.

Kakashi's POV:

Chiharu managed to throw Kurenai, Kakashi thought. Kakashi's eyes widened as Kurenai was heading towards him. For, she was still in the air. And the Kakashi did one of the noblest thing he could thing of.

He stepped aside as what Shino had done to Kiba and let Kurenai fall on the ground.

"Oof…" Kurenai looked at Kakashi with narrowing eyes. "God damnit Kakashi! Why didn't you catch me!" She yelled out as she rubbed her sore butt.

Kakashi looked at the ground. When he was about to answer when Asuma appeared and saved him. Nobody wants to see a women's wrath.

"Kurenai I was worried when you didn't show up…why are you on the ground?" Asuma looked down at Kurenai then he looked at Kakashi.

"Were you guys sparring?" Kakashi looked behind Asuma to see his students.

Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Lee and Tenten were all looking at Kakashi with an eyebrow lifted. Even Gai was there. Then they looked behind Kakashi's shoulder to see Chiharu. Then they noticed the clothes she was wearing. Then it was massive destruction.

Everybody's POV:

Kiba, Naruto, and Shikamaru got a massive nosebleed; while Lee was covering his eye and ran in circles. Shino, Neji, Sasuke calmly looked somewhere else. Sasuke and Neji were still recovering from the incident.

Chouji was eating his food not even bothering to look at Chiharu. Ino, Sakura and Tenten were punching Naruto, Shikamaru and Kiba for they were still looking…no…staring at Chiharu. Kurenai beat the heck out of Jiraiya who was still staring at Chiharu with mischievous glint in his eyes. Hinata was stuttering looking at Naruto who was being a human punch bag for Sakura.

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu sweat dropped as she saw what happened. When she saw what happened she saw that this was her chance to run…which she did.

Kakashi's POV:

Kakashi saw the move Chiharu made and made a haste to follow her. He saw Chiharu look back to see him chasing her. He saw a smirk on her face. Then before he can blink, she bursted with speed and was heading towards the gate. Smart girl, he thought.

Kakashi made six other Shadow Clones of himself who went to another directions.

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu was a fast runner and once she starts she never stops for a long time.

As Chiharu ran she saw a gate. Yes! She thought. Maybe there's an exit from here. As she hoped, she even ran faster. Luckily there were people coming from beyond the gate to the inside. So once they opened the gate Chiharu might have a chance to escape.

Chiharu ran slowly and slowly as she saw that nobody was coming from the outside that wanted to come inside. Then the gate swung opened and Chiharu bolted towards the gate.

Before she can reach the gate there were six Kakashi's in front of her with a smile on their face.

Chiharu glanced up to see the gate closing. No I can't miss my only chance. Chiharu ignored the Kakashi's and cut through them. She ran towards the gate and…she felt herself falling. She saw the ground rising to her face.

Before the ground squished her face, Chiharu felt a arm wrapping around her waist, preventing her from falling. Chiharu silently thank the arm. Then she remembered about Kakashi. She turned around to see Kakashi there with a bored expression on his face.

"Hi there! You won't run away again?"

"No…" She said. But this was a lie.

"Promise?" Startled she looked up at him. He looked at her with curiosity. For once she had promised something she always kept it. Wait…how do I know that? Chiharu thought. But she knew somehow that this was true.

Now she struggled to say yes.

"…sigh…I…promise…" Chiharu said quietly.

For the first time in Chiharu's life, she forfeited. Chiharu looked at the ground. It was time for her to stop running.

Naruto's POV:

Naruto has successfully avoided Sakura and then a question popped in his head.

"Where's Chiharu and Kakashi-sensei?" He said aloud. Then it seemed that time has stopped. Everybody freeze and stopped doing whatever they were doing. Jiraiya looked like he was still daydreaming and muttering about seeing Chiharu in clothes that were even more revealing.

They looked around and didn't see any of the two. When everybody was about to run around looking at them, two figures appeared in the distance. Everybody got out their kunai's and shuriken's. Neji activated his Byakugan and Sasuke Sharingan.

Naruto as usually threw two kunai at the two figures. One of the figures managed to catch it. The other figure just stood there as the kunai missed the figure. He looked in awe at the person who didn't even move.

Before Naruto could even throw shuriken's, Sakura punched him on the head.

"You idiot!" Sakura screamed.

"Agh…Sakura-chan, why'd you do that?" Naruto pouted as he rubbed his new bump. "They could be spies…" Naruto looked at the others to see them putting their shuriken's away.

"That's Kakashi-sensei and Chiharu, dunce," Sasuke said in a cool way that boiled Naruto's blood.

"Don't call me dunce, Sasuke-bastard!" Naruto yelled.

"Block of ice,"

"Stone-" Naruto was cut off by Kakashi.

"Kurenai, Asuma, I need to go to the Hokage. You three," Kakashi pointed at Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. "Go back to training," Before Kakashi can go Asuma asked him a question.

"Kakashi, wait…" Then Asuma looked at Chiharu. "Who is this girl?"

Kakashi looked at Asuma. "That's for the Hokage to tell you," With those last words he disappeared in a cloud of smoke along with Chiharu and Jiraiya.