Yeah. I know I said this was a oneshot. But after I got this idea, I simply had to add another chapter. Enjoy. Or at least try to.

Next Week

"Pervy Sage, what are you doing?" Naruto asked, not looking the slightest bit amused. Jiraiya was semi-hidden across from the hot springs, with a perverted smile on his face. He was waiting patiently for something.

"I'm keeping my eyes out, kid. Today's mixed bathing day, and I want to get some action in there, just like you did."

Naruto's hair stood on end as his pupils vanished.

"What?! You were spying on me?!"

"It was for special research causes."

"It's always research with this guy!" he moaned on the inside.

"Hey, wait a sec... if you knew what was going on, why didn't you just join us in the spring and get your 'action' then?"

"I have a sense of humor too, you know. I didn't want to interrupt your little encounter. Besides, you would've been a distraction."

"...So why don't you wait in the actual spring instead of lurking out here?"

"Remember what happened last time I tried waiting in the spring? I was as red as a lobster..."

Naruto sweat dropped.

Then he had an epiphany.

Naruto sped off without bothering to say another word, leaving a short gust to ruffle Jiraiya's hair.

"Where's he going in such a hurry? Oh, who cares, it's only a matter of time now!"

Shizune hurried out of Tsunade's office and shut the door behind her, leaning against it and sighing. By the looks of things, she had just gotten her head gnawed off by Tsunade. Seconds later, Naruto came to a screeching break in front of her.

"Shizune, I need your help, and fast!"

"What is it, Naruto?"

"I need to know if you know the location of a certain person..."

Jiraiya's wait had finally ended, as an attractive female had just walked into the building!

"Yes, finally! I'm glad I had this idea!"

Jiraiya hurried in himself, undressed, and dashed into the spring.

"Oh, hello there," said the woman. She was a good looking brunette. A busty one, at that.

"Why, hello!" Jiraiya said, barely being able to stop his nose from bleeding.

"Would you mind washing my back from me?" she asked, winking.

"You bet I don't!"

Jiraiya moved towards her. When he was in range, she suddenly lashed out an arm and seized his throat.

"Ack! What are you doing?!"

"...Sucker."

"Huh?!"

The girl exploded in a cloud of smoke, which quickly cleared, revealing it to be Anko.

"YOU?! What the heck are you doing here?!"

"A little birdy told me that you were waiting for a nice woman to use the hot spring. So I took advantage and disguised myself. Now that I've got you right where I want you, it's payback for peeking at me!"

"You still remember that?? Can't we just put the past behind us??"

"But where's the fun in that?"

"NO!!!"

All that could be heard from outside the building was loud impacts and Jiraiya yelling "NARUTO!!!" at the top of his lungs. Naruto was literally rolling on the laughing while Shizune was standing next to him. Even she couldn't help but laugh lightly.

"Man oh man, that'll teach him!"

"You know, I am on break right now. Why don't we use the other side of the spring? Sounds nice, doesn't it?"

She turned to her right, only to see that Naruto was already sprinting away.

"Sorry, I've got important training to do, bye!"

Shizune watched him until he was gone, blue lines forming on her forehead.

"Um... okay..."