Chapter 2

This is the second chapter of Kurt and Blaine puppet pals. I Also I got the idea for the cheerleading uniform picture fromKeitorin Asthore's storySpeed It Up for me, then Take It Real Slow. Also besides the puppet's, all the pranks played on Blaine by Wes and David have been inflicted on my friend Flora.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kurt, Blaine or Glee. Ryan Murphy and other's do. I also don't own Patti Lupone or teenage dream

Kurt's point of view

"What are you doing" I demanded mixing my bitch glare with a furious stare together and hoped it would make me look a little bit terrifying.

Earlier I had just finished rereading Patti LuPone's new book when I decided to go visit Blaine in his room and see if Blaine wanted to go get coffee with him. Recently Kurt had decided that getting coffee, along with teenage dream and the word courage were his and Blaine's thing.

So after fixing his hair and changing into black skinny jeans, an Alexander McQueen sweater and a pair of doc Martin's I walked down to Blaine's dorm room. But as I was walking down the hall I heard scream's saying what sounded like "Die, Blaine, Die" from Wes and "At least before it was kind of funny, now it's just stupid" coming from Blaine.

Against my better judgement I stupidly decided to knock on the door to find out what was going on. But they obviously couldn't hear me. Yep Wes was definitely yelling "Die, Blaine, Die". After a few minutes of knocking, or maybe a few seconds I decided to open the door. It was unlocked and opened easily and I finally walked in to see what they were yelling about.

The first thing I noticed was that Blaine was sitting on his bed throwing small objects like pencils and balls of paper (and was that lip-gloss) at Wes who was attacking a sock with a giant black pompom attached to its head (which I think was supposed to represent maybe Blaine) with an old beat up loafer with googly eyes attached while he screamed "Die, Blaine, Die". Then I noticed that David was also in the room keeling over laughing with another sock puppet on his hand. When I examined the sock puppet I saw it had the yarn version of my hair and David was saying leave my Blainey alone in a suspiciously high voice.

"What are you doing' I demanded. They all turned around and looked at me, Blaine looking horrified while David and Wes looking amused with an edge of embarrassment.

"Hello Kurt would you like to watch the Blaine and Kurt puppet pals with me, Blaine and David' smiled Wes trying to look innocent but failing miserably. "

You still haven't explained what you're doing" I said glaring.

"Oh we were showing Blaine a puppet show on what his life could be like if he asked you out' replied David looking proud.

"So you don't want us to go out then" I said looking at him trying to act like I didn't care even though I very much did.

"What gave you that idea" piped up Wes looking highly confused.

"Um because from what I saw the Blaine sock puppety thing has the super ugly hair and he was being stomped on by an ugly loafer" I replied snarkily giving Wes my best bitch please glare.

"I used to love to love those loafers" muttered David.

"Well that was just one part right before that you were begging the Blaine puppet to have sex with you" chirped Wes looking very pleased with himself.

"Do you do stuff like this often" I said glaring at the two of them. "

Yep" replied David cheerfully. "Last week we convinced Blaine the new lamp we got was a clapping lamp by plugging the lamp into a power bar and whenever he would clap we would press the on/off with our feet and the lamp would turn on and off"

"Or two weeks ago when we went to visit David's house we told him David had two identical black cats instead of one" said Wes laughing at the memory.

"Yep the best part was when he started finding differences even though there was only one cat" cackled David. I had to smile at that one even thou Blaine looked like he would seriously enjoy strangling Wes and David.

"Oh let's go Davidzellentile our work is done" chirped Wes running out of the room with David on his heels.

"I hate them so much" muttered Blaine looking suicidal or homicidal not sure which.

"Nah there pretty funny" I replied still laughing about the clapping lamp thing.

"You're not the bunt of their jokes" Blaine said giving me the death glare.

"Actually I am, they made a puppet of me to" I replied matching his death glare.

"Wait they left the puppets behind! They left the annoying puppets behind! I can finally destroy them" Blaine said looking a bit too gleeful maybe making me think he get's tormented by these puppets a lot.

"Wait why is my puppet wearing an old candy bag coloured red with WMHS written on it in sharpie. If i didn't know better I'd think it was a cheerleading costume"

This is the end to the second chapter. The last paragraph is Kurt talking. Also the name Davidzellentile comes from me calling my friend flora florazellentile (pronounced Flora/David-zell-in-tile) we came up with it while playing Sims. We were naming her daughters and we named them Fauna, Fiona and Florazellentile. And remember reviews are love! Sooooo review