Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin, the BBC do.

Story: A series of songs I have edited to a Merlin theme...

MIKA – Blame It On the Girls

MERLIN: He's got looks that books take pages to tell, he's got a face to make you fall on your knees, he's got gold in the castle as well I see, you could think he's living at ease. Like lovers in Camelot, what's the matter when you're sitting there with so much more, what's the matter when you're wondering what the hell to be, are you wishing you were magic like me?

ARTHUR: Blame it on the whores who keep enchanting you, blame on the knights who keep hitting on you, blame it on your father for the things he said, blame it on your mother but you know she's dead...Blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights, blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights...

MERLIN: And life could be simple but you never fail to complicate every single time, you've got no children or wife, a perfect little life but you blow it by acting like a prat. Like a baby you're stuck being immature, always looking for a sword to grind, what's the matter while you're wondering what the hell to do, are you wishing we were laden with responsibilities like you?

ARTHUR: Blame it on the whores who keep enchanting you, blame on the knights who keep hitting on you, blame it on your father for the things he said, blame it on your mother but you know she's dead...Blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights, blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights... Blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights, blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights...

MERLIN: He's got looks that books take pages to tell, he's got a face to make you fall on your knees, he's got gold in the castle as well I see, you could think he's living at ease... Blame it on the whores who keep enchanting you, blame on the knights who keep hitting on you, blame it on your father for the things he said, blame it on your mother but you know she's dead...Blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights, blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights... Blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights, blame it on the whores, blame it on the knights...