1. Introduction - Craig/Clyde Friendship
2. Complicated - Love Octagon
3. Making History
4. Rivalry
5. Unbreakable
6. Obsession
7. Eternity
8. Gateway
9. Death
10. Opportunities
11. 33%
12. Dead Wrong
13. Running Away
14. Judgement
15. Seeking Solace
16. Excuses
17. Vengeance
18. Love
19. Tears
20. My Inspiration
21. Never Again
22. Online
23. Failure
24. Rebirth
25. Breaking Away
26. Forever and a day
27. Lost and Found
28. Light
29. Dark
30. Faith
31. Colours
32. Exploration
33. Seeing Red
34. Shades of Grey
35. Forgotten
36. Dreamer
37. Mist
38. Burning
39. Out of Time
40. Knowing How
41. Fork in the road
42. Start
43. Nature's Fury
44. At Peace
45. Heart Song
46. Reflection
47. Perfection
48. Everyday Magic
49. Umbrella
50. Party
51. Troubling Thoughts
52. Stirring of the Wind
53. Future
54. Health and Healing
55. Separation
56. Everything For You
57. Slow Down
58. Heartfelt Apology
59. Challenged
60. Exhaustion
61. Accuracy
62. Irregular Orbit
63. Cold Embrace
64. Frost
65. A Moment in Time
66. Dangerous Territory
67. Boundaries
68. Unsettling Revelations
69. Shattered
70. Bitter Silence
71. The True You
72. Pretence
73. Patience
74. Midnight
75. Shadows
76. Summer Haze
77. Memories
78. Change in the Weather
79. Illogical
80. Only Human
81. A Place to Belong
82. Advantage
83. Breakfast
84. Echoes
85. Falling
86. Picking up the Pieces
87. Gunshot
88. Possession
89. Twilight
90. Nowhere and Nothing
91. Answers
92. Innocence
93. Simplicity
94. Reality
95. Acceptance
96. Lesson
97. Enthusiasm
98. Game
99. Friendship
100. Endings
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My name is Stan Marsh and technically, I'm dating one of my best friends, Kenny McCormick. Only, as it is, it's really only the sex. We might act like a couple at school and stuff, but it's only show. When we're alone it's only sex. When we talk it's just like friends. And I guess that's okay with me, because, I sort of like another friend of mine. My best friend, Kyle Broflovski.
Except, I'm pretty sure he's not interested. At all. Mostly because he's fucking Craig Tucker. During school. In the bathrooms and janitor's closets and stuff. Whenever I see them together, Craig has this stupid evil grin on his face and Kyle's blushing a lot. No ones caught them yet, which is probably a really good thing since Craig is dating Tweek Tweak, who happens to be a spazzing crybaby. It's sort of sad because if he ever found out, he probably wouldn't have the nerve to break up with Craig, and Craig's enough of a jerk that he wouldn't even stop. I am pretty disappointed in Kyle for going along with it, though.
And even without that, he's... well, he hasn't admitted it or anything, but Kenny and I are pretty sure he's got something going on with Cartman. He's another one of our friends. We all hate him but we've stuck with him since preschool, so I guess he's still considered our friend. Anyway, Kyle's been over at his house a lot. He never used to go over there by himself, and when we ask him, he always makes up excuses.
And that's really annoying for two major reason. One, Cartman is a complete asshole, and two, it's upsetting Butters. And as of lately, when Butters Stotch is upset, he goes to Kenny. My Kenny. Alright, so I do still like him. And Butters hangs off of him like a little... annoying thing! I mean, I like him alright as a friend, but he's supposed to like Cartman for some unkown reason. And therefor he has no right to hang off someone else's boyfriend. The worst part is that Kenny let's him do it. And right in front of me, too.
Oh, yeah, and Kenny, being a poor sex addict, is pretty pone to prositution. We've always told him we didn't want him to get involved in that and he agreed that he wouldn't, especially since we started dating, but I'm not sure he's sticking to that promiss. He's getting money somewhere, and I don't know of any proper job, so I'm sort of forced to think it's that. And while the cheating part of that upsets me, it's really more that he thinks he needs to. I'd give him moeny if he really needed it. I know Kyle would, too. Our families like him well enough to, so if he really needed help, we'd give it to him. I know he probably doesn't want to feel like a charity case, but still.
And to top this all off, my ex girlfriend, Wendy Testaburger, is practically stalking me. And it's really, really scary. Really. She just like, refuses to accept that I'm gay and that I don't like her anymore.
So, to sum it all up. I like Kyle who might be fucking Cartman, and is fucking Craig who is dating Tweek, and since Butters likes Cartman, he's upset about it and came running to Kenny who is my boyfriend and who might be a prostitute, and Wendy is stalking me. Basically, it's complicated.
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:D It's a luuuuuuuuuurve octagon~! Between Stan, Kyle, Craig, Tweek, Kenny, Cartman, Butters, and Wendy. And I guess it's a nonagon if you count the horny old men who may potentially be tainting Kenny's pecious ass. I finished the second one, yay~ X3 I'm gunna try to do one of these a day, which I will soon fail miserabley at, but oh well! :D
Oh, and FUN FACT~! O: Stan ish the uke in the Stenny relationship. WOOOOO! I love uke!stan. :D
Thanks for reading!