This is my second update for the day. I figured I needed to update this story before I forget about it. I love the reviews I'm getting so far. Anyway…
Courtney woke up to find herself surrounded by darkness. She also sensed that she wasn't lying on the floor. As soon as she moved, she realised she was bound to the wall by chains.
"Hello?!" Courtney called out.
No response came. Courtney decided to try again.
"Is there anybody there?!"
Courtney heard coughing. She sighed in relief.
"Uh, man, I felt like I've been in Owen's pants or something," a familiar sounding voice spluttered.
Courtney gasped. "I knew it! This has something to do with Owen, doesn't it?!"
"Courtney, is that you?" Jo asked.
"Yes, it is me, Jo," Courtney assured her. "And you're chained up! All I know is that we are somewhere in Nunavut! At Owen has got something to do with this!"
"Wait a minute…" Jo paused to think. "Owen! Last thing I remember before blacking out was us trying to report that fucker to the police!"
"That bastard! He chained us up in here!" Courtney scoffed.
"Uh… can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep," groaned Scott.
"This is no time to sleep, Scott, this is a time to panic," Jo told him. "Owen is kidnapped us!"
"Wait… am I blind?!" Scott shrieked.
"No, you retard; either the lights are off or there are no lights down here!" Courtney scowled.
"But there's no evidence that I'm not blind," Scott told her. He paused for a moment. "Wait, I'm not talking to you!"
"I did offer to take you with me to the final two, didn't I?!" Courtney screamed at him.
"You drew a rat tail on me!" Scott screamed back.
"So let me get this straight," said Jo. "Courtney tolerates you, becomes your girlfriend and plans to take you with her to the finale. But you get pissed off with her just because she drew you a rat tail?"
"Yes," Scott smiled, "yes I did."
Jo rolled her eyes. "Okay, you have officially become Lightning Lite. Congratulations," she sneered.
"Is it cos I'm white you racist bitch?!" Scott scowled.
"I take it back," Jo deadpanned. "You have officially become Lightning #2."
"She meant you are a dumbass, but not so much a dumbass as Lightning," Duncan told Scott.
"Oh," said Scott.
"Wait, did you just wake up?" Courtney asked Duncan.
"No thanks to the princess, the Sue Sylvester wannabe and the redneck," Duncan sneered.
"I'd rather be a Sue Sylvester wannabe than a writer's pet any day," Jo retorted. "By the way, you've had the most pathetic reason to be eliminated. You destroyed Chris's cottage-"
"Mansion," Courtney corrected Jo.
"-mansion just so people would think you're badass?" Jo sneered. "Being insecure about what people think of you makes you the biggest pussy in the world."
"Fuck you!" Duncan scowled. "I'm sure you would've done the same if your rep was on the line!"
"I don't care about my rep," Jo shrugged. "I don't give a shit if people hate me. The only opinion about myself that matters is that of my own. By the way, nobody likes a jerk. If you want people to continue liking you, maybe you should stop caring about your rep and stop being an ass."
"Hey get tones of letters from people all over the world saying they want to get in my pants!" Duncan scowled.
"So? Just cos someone wants to shift you doesn't mean they like you," Jo explained. "They only like your body. Only a tiny fraction of your fanbase actually give a shit about your soul, or at least don't hate it."
"Yeah? Well fuck you!" Duncan scowled.
"Now I no longer care that he cheated on me with Gwen back in World Tour," Courtney smirked. "In fact, dating a loser like him is the perfect karma," she added.
"You still deserved it," said Scott. "Not only did you draw me a rat tail, you also cheated on me with Cameron!"
"I NEVER KISSED CAMERON! THAT MAL BASTARD SHOVED HIM ONTO ME AND HIS LIPS FELL ON MINE!" screamed Courtney.
"Yeah right," Scott snickered.
"WELL GUESS WHAT!" Courtney roared. "I ONLY DATED YOU JUST TO PISS DUNCAN OFF AND TEASE CHRIS, WHO ACTUALLY KNEW I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO DATE YOU! SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BROEKN HEART AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
"Yeah… well… you look like a Mexican Dora the Explore!" Scott retaliated.
"Dora is Mexican," Duncan rolled his eyes.
"She's definitely a Latina, but it has not been stated if she's Mexican, Spanish, Argentinian, Colombian, Cuban or belonging to any other nationality," said Sam, who woke up a few minutes ago.
"And I also look nothing like Dora!" Courtney added. "Do all Latinas look the same to you?!"
"What's a Latina?" Lindsay asked. "And why is everything black?
"Sha-Lightning can't see! Sha-Lightning can't see! Sha-LIGHTNING!" Lightning panicked.
"We're locked in some sort of dark chamber because of Owen!" Jo told them.
"Actually, we're in a secret chamber in Owen's basement," said Sierra. "The chamber is accessed through a heavy door hidden behind the furnace and it can only accessed by typing in a four-digit code. The door is synchronised with Owen's smartphone and he doesn't have a backup, so if he gets a new phone, we're fucked."
"Even if he doesn't get a new phone, we're still going to be fucked," Duncan argued. "He'll probably come in here every three days to molest us or something."
"Actually, the only person Owen would shift is Justin," said Sierra.
"Okay, how did you know you all this?" Jo questioned.
"I've been to his house lots of times," Sierra replied, "all of them when no one was home. Did you know that the code needed to open this door is 1234; the same code he uses for his luggage, burglar alarm, bike lock, safe and padlock for his locker when he was in secondary school?"
"Knowing Owen, that doesn't surprise me," said Sam.
"And his password for his computer, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Google +, Yahoo, Flickr, Fan Fiction Net, Deviant Art and banking accounts is Owen1234," Sierra added.
"You'd better not know my codes and passwords," Courtney threatened. "If I find out you do, I will have to kill you."
"The only reason I know all that is because Owen has it all written on every wall in his house," Sierra assured her. "I'm surprised nobody has broken into his house or hacked his accounts yet."
"There's a reason for this," said Duncan, "and that is Owen. Not even the most desperate people in the world excluding Justin would want anything to do with Owen."
All of a sudden, there was a beeping noise coming from outside. Followed by the sound of a heavy door opening and light spilling into the room. The victims discovered that they were all naked.
"Ah! Snakes!" screeched Lindsay, after seeing Duncan, Lightning, Sam and Scott's crotches.
The lights came on, revealing the walls of the dungeon to be of an ugly shade of grey. The walls and the ceiling met at a rounded point to add to the sinister nature of the dungeon.
"Hey guys!" Owen chirped as he walked in.
"Don't 'hey guys' us!" Courtney snarled at Owen.
"What did I do?!" Owen asked.
"You've imprisoned us, duh!" Jo scowled, rolling her eyes.
"How did you get us all in here anyway?" Sam asked.
"I stuffed you all in the back of my pants," said Owen. "It's got plenty of room from all of the times I used to shit in it."
"You just had to ask him, didn't you Sam?" Duncan rolled his eyes.
"So Owen, how about you let us go!" Jo commanded.
"I'm afraid I cannot do that," said Owen.
"And why is that?" Jo glared.
"Because then you guys will leave me! I want us to be friends forever!" shrieked Owen.
"Fuck you!" snarled Courtney, trying to kick Owen. However, her leg was apprehended by the chain attached to her ankle.
"Here's your food," said Owen, tossing a bowl of soup on the floor. The bowl shattered to pieces and the contents poured out. "Eat up. I'll check on you guys tomorrow." With that, Owen turned off the lights and closed the door behind him.
"Asshole," everybody mumbled in unison.
So what did you guys think? Anyway, while we're on the topic of Owen, I just had five slices of pizza and three slices of garlic bread from Domino's. That sure motivated me to write this chapter.
Until next time!