Big Problems Come In Little Packages Chapter 2
"I can't believe you would turn my fratello into a little kid! What the hell is wrong with you? You're such a fucktard, dammit! What the hell, dammit! Motherfucking, chicken shitting, cock sucking-" Romano continued to rage, still unbelievably pissed at England. What the hell, though, seriously? Who accidentally turns someone into a child?!
"Romano, yelling at me isn't going to solve anything." England stated firmly, though he was, in fact, mildly intimidated of the Italian who had just managed to rip himself out of Spain's gr- "Ow!" England cried as he stumbled back with Italy in his hold, landing harshly on the bed and jolting the little figure in his arms. "Bollocks! What the bloody hell, Romano?!" England shouted angrily as he felt his lip once he laid Italy down on the bed. It was bleeding.
"That was for talking to my stupid brat of a brother in the first place! And this will be for coming near him!" Romano's eyes held an intense fire within them as he stepped forward again with his fist raised...Only to be glomped into a forced hug with Spain. "Now, now, mi pequeño tomate. Fighting with him isn't going to make Veneziano turn back to normal." Spain nuzzled Romano's head affectionately in hopes of calming him down.
...It didn't exactly work. "Get the hell off of me, stupid tomato bastard! I'm going to beat the absolute shit out of the caterpillar eyebrows bastard!" Romano growled angrily, glaring daggers at England. "... Bringing up my eyebrows was uncalled for." England frowned. "So was turning my baby brother into an actual baby!" Romano snarled as he lunged again, trying to rip himself out of Spain's hold.
"Look, I'm sorry, okay? It's my fault, I know, I know, but raging at me isn't going to turn Feliciano back into a man-child. Whatever he is considered. Look, in a couple of hours there is going to be a world meeting, and you aren't allowed to go in without your brother, so we have to bring him. The meeting isn't exactly close by, so I'm guessing you came to pick Feliciano up now. Am I right?" England asked Spain, who was the more sensible man at the moment. Spain nodded in response, causing him to continue to nuzzle Romano even more, resulting in Romano to curse even louder.
"Then we'll have to go, now. On the plane, I can brainstorm how to turn him back. Once we get there, I'll ask a few friends what they think." England said. "We don't need your fucking 'fairies,' you-!" Romano was cut off by England. "They're humans I am going to ask. Look, if in three days I don't have a solution, you can kick me in the balls with all of your might." England sighed, thinking this to be the only way to get Romano to calm down enough to where they could hurry and get to the meeting.
"Fine… And then you know what? We'll put it on Facebook." Romano spat as Spain finally let go of him and Romano stormed over. England quickly moved out of his way as Romano picked up his literal baby brother.
"Now, don't bother me, because I'll be on Facebook." Romano spat sarcastically as he slowly stormed past them (How does that even work? Slowly storm past... Slowly stormed past...?,) due to not wanting to wake up Italy.
"He's going to make references like that for a while, isn't he?" England sighed as Spain smiled and nodded. "Just know that if you don't turn Vene back to normal in three days, Romano won't be the only one beating you up~." Spain hummed with a dangerous smile before he ran after Romano. "Roma~!" He called.
England shivered before walking after them.
"This is going to suck bollocks… At least he's adorable, I suppose."
"What did you just say?! YOU PEDO!"
"NO! I didn't mean it like- EEEEK!"
"Chigi! Super-duper-extremely-hard-painful-as-fuck-punch-to-the-balls-why-the-fuck-are-my-names-for-shit-so-damn-long-punch!"
And here I thought I wouldn't be able to even make chapter 2! Okay, so, from this point on, it's at the meeting. Basically, I'm going to have every character have a scene with Chibitalia. You guys tell me who you want to see first! Review, please! Oh, and follow me at my new Instagram I made (I don't even know why I made a new one) at midnight_2458. Thanks! REVIEW, darlings!