Cullen prank week

Chapter 2

Inspiration from

Popsical777,

Cupcake12578

(But slightly changed for now)

Sorry guys I had writers block but thanks for the reviews they really helped and I still need some pranking ideas. Love you all xx

Sm: you didn't say it last time you need to tell them.
me: I own twilight it's all my ideas!
Sm: no tell them or I will burn all your books! Mu hahaha
Me: FINE! I don't own twilight. OK?
Sm: and ….
me: I don't own Edward, Emmett, Jasper or Carlisle.
Sm: good.

~B-pov~
"Did you hear a bear?"
Hu… offended or what my stomach isn't a bear thanks Carlisle; so much for vampire hearing he must be going deaf. I should have bought some food I could maybe sneak to the kitchen and get some before it all begins.
"Let the Cullen prank week begin!"
Carlisle's voice was carried through the house. Oh no too late.

~em-pov~
yes the prank king can rule again! Now to the pranking HQ. Once I was in the attic ... crap…. I ran to the door
"no listing to me Edward!"
Right that's sorted. Now who first? Maybe I'll kick it off with my little sister and no not Bella I mean Alice the fashion queen. I need something no one would think off but what …..
"Kids me and your dad are going to raid the zoo for some blood bags so we can have the drink tonight be back soon."
Thanks Esme I just had my first plan now to Carlisle's office I need medicine and drugs. Mu haha haha

~B-pov~
urg I hear them running they must be off to find their first victim and for Emmet it's usually me. I'm so hungry; I know I'll sneak off to the kitchen for some food. I peeped up from the laundry basket. No sound. No movement. No vampires. I made it to the kitchen without tripping (New personal best) and started stuffing sweets into my pockets.
"I can't believe no one has found me."
I was gobsmacked usually I had been snapped up or pranked by now. Oh well can't complain. As I walked back to my hiding spot stuffing sweets in to my mouth I heard laughing from outside.
"OMG! Edward my hair is ruined. What the hell was that?"
"Calm down pixie its only water, flour and…venom."
"SO BASICLY YOU SPAT IN MY HAIR!" Alice was on a war path and an angry pixie was an evil pixie. I decided it was better to run to my spot I heard crashing followed by…
"oh Alice, Esme's going to kill you; that's her favourite tree."
"Crap. RUN!"
HAHAHA that's what you get. I turned the corner to find my spot gone.
"What the hell!?"
woops to loud
"oh well they are probably too busy to hear me."
~C-pov~
That's what you think Bella. Hahaha no one ever suspects innocent Carlisle and no one ever checks the ceiling. Muhahaha. Oh god did I just evil laugh Emmett's rubbing off on me. Now to take Bella to my room of pranks, AKA my office with a new key card lock ha-ha.
~B-pov~
Great now I'm in the open anyone could prank me. I went to get another packet of skittles from my pocket when my hand just were suddenly tied together,
"Oh no! So it has begun?"
"Yes it has Bella." Wait that is not Emmett, its Carlisle. In the next second my feet was tied and I was blindfolded.
"Carlisle I thought you were the adult around here?"
He dropped from the ceiling with a devilish smile,
"Who says I'm an adult ?"
oh has he lost his mind ? He is over 300 and is acting like a prank crazed teen. He just looked at me with puppy dog eyes before smiling again.
"What are you doing?"
I started to hop backwards but he lunged and we were off to somewhere.
"You know I hate to be picked up like this just because you can."
I was losing my breath we were going that fast but we seemed to go in circles so I didn't know where I was going.
"you know I hate the smell of dog"
what was he on about? Then Jake's jacket was torn off my back but one scrap tied around my arm.
"That will stop Alice!"
Carlisle sounded so proud.

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