So i know i havnt updated in a while! but good news! i got laid off of work so i should be able to update more :D (i have no idea how that is good new but alas it is good news anyways!)

Chapter 2: In Which I Steal.

"SARAH! YOU GET YOU ASS OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW!"

That is what I woke up to on this fine Saturday morning. My brother screaming at me to get out of bed, didn't he know it was Saturday? I mean I have lived with him for 19 years that bitch better know that its Saturday.

"FUCK OFF TONY!"

My bedroom door flew off the hinges, causing me to lift my head lazily off of my extremely comfortable pillow. Thor stood in front of my door with his hammer raised.

"You know your fixing that right."

"Lady Stark! Where are the papers you took from S.H.E.I.L.D?"

My eyes drifted towards the alarm clock, and narrowed; 7:00 o'clock flashed repeatedly in red.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, but do you know what FUCKING time it is!" I snarled whipping my alarm clock at his head and burying myself back into my blankets.

"Stark, your sister attacked me!" Thor yelped as he dodged the alarm clock.

"Just drag her to the meeting room."

I heard Thor shuffle towards my bed, before he wrapped his arms around my waist and hoisted me over the shoulder. I lay limp against him determined to get my sleep.

I could feel everyone's eyes on me as Thor placed me on the floor, (which I promptly collapsed to the floor and stayed there with my eyes closed) Thor nudged me with his foot.

"I didn't mean to kill her, I swear it."

"Sarah, get you're lazy ass up and sit in the chair."

I flipped my brother off and rolled over on my stomach and laid with my face against the floor, "No, need sleep!"

I was picked up and thrown roughly onto one of the chairs facing a large screen.

"That was rude." I mumbled while glaring at everyone in the room, flipping Loki off at the same time when he smirked in amusement.

"Where were you last night at approximately 3 am?" Fury questioned me..

My eye twitched, "Running around with unicorns!"

"You have Unicorns here?" Thor questioned

"Shut up Thor." Tara whispered to him.

"What the hell do you think I was doing, I was sleeping like a normal person?"

"you're lying." Fury snarled at me, (the nerve of that man), "We have you on surveillance going through the Avengers files inside of S.H.E.I.L.D headquarters. Now where are the files?"

He slammed his hands down near my head at the end of his question.

"Are you smoking some serious crack! I was fucking sleeping at 3 am not prancing around your headquarters like a lunatic, even as Jarvis."

Tony slapped his forehead and mumbled a quite 'why didn't I think of that', "Jarvis, where was Sarah at 3 am last night."

She was asleep sir, in the bathtub.

Everyone looked at me.

I shrugged, "What it was cold last night."

"Sarah, your room is like a volcano."

"No its not it's like below 30."

"Jarvis, what's the temperature in Sarah's room?"

At the moment sir, Miss Starks room is -3 degrees

I gave him a look, "Told you so."

"Why is your room so cold?"

"I left my window open the other day, and it kind of froze."

"What the fuck you doing leaving your window open in December."

"My air conditioner was shut off." I glared at him

"You don't need an air conditioner in the winter." Tony stated.

"Uh yeah I do."

Fury slammed his hands on the table, " Will you two stop your bickering and watch the damned video."

"Video? Are we watching a Disney movie, hold up I need some popcorn."

I got up to run into the kitchen to grab some popcorn, but got stopped by my brother who threw my sheet over me which caused me to trip.

"Ow! Why'd you throw my sheet on me, you poo head."

"you're in your underwear."

I looked down to see I was in just my pajama shirt and my black boxer shorts.

I snorted, "I'm wearing boxers."

"Shut up, and watch the video!"

Fury played the video and all of us watched as a figure that looked almost like me walked into the view of the camera and knocked out the guard, we watched as it went through the computer and printed off a bunch of files and then hit a few buttons and I guess deleted them off of the computer and then the figure picked up the files and looked up at the camera and smirked before walking away.

The video ended and tony and I looked at fury.

"Yeah that was so not Sarah."

"How can you tell?" Fury questioned

"Well," I looked at him, "That persons boobs where sooo much bigger than mine."

Tony nodded, "Yup, and if you noticed that persons eye's where pink. Do my sister's eyes look pink?"

I nodded, "I hate pink… wait her eyes where pink? PINK!?"

"Yes Sarah, pink."

My face paled, "I meet a guy yesterday who had pink eyes, he told me it was a genetic mutation that ran in his family."

"You meet a guy?" Tony asked.

"Yeah, I was leaving from the zoo and I bumped into him. He said his name was Adrian Zane."

"Jarvis, find anything you can about Adrian Zane."

Yes sir.

"Bastard thinks he can hit on my sister." Tony mumbled out as he left the room.

I blinked, "whelp I'm going to go back to sleep, so everyone get the fuck out of this room!"

"You're going to sleep in here?" Thor asked

"Yup," My eyes narrowed, "Now get out."

Everyone left except for Loki.

"Hey, that means you too."

"No, I don't think I will."

"Whatever." I mumbled and turned around and buried my face into my arm.

I was just about to fall asleep when my sheet was ripped off of me.

"No! Give me my blankie back!"

Loki smirked, "No."

"Loki." I whined rolling over and lying on my back, "Your mean." I pouted

"I can be meaner." He whispered trailing his fingers over my leg.

I blushed, "What are you doing?"

His fingers moved over my thigh, "I'm being mean."

I whimpered as he placed his hands on my hips and pushed me down harder against the ground as he leaned over so his lips where centimeters away from mine.

"Look at you, so flustered all because I touched you." He smirked and pulled away, " remember mortal, I always get what I want."

And then he threw my sheet back on me and left the room.

I blinked, "The fuck just happened."

~~(*.*)~~

Adrian Zane smirked as he looked over the files of the Avengers. Oh yes he was prepared for this, and he wasn't going to stop until his plan succeeded.

"Adrian, what are you doing?"

He looked over at his little brother, "Derek, what are you doing in here."

Derek's pink eyes glowed in the light, "I was hungry, and I couldn't find Tomas."

Adrian picked up his little brother and balanced him on his hip, "Well then let's go make you something to eat shall we."

Adrian left the room leaving the files on his desk as he took his little brother out of the room.

"Did you meet the girl that you were looking for."

Adrian looked at his brother as he sat him down on the table.

Adrian smiled slightly, "Yes."

His brother grinned, "What's her name."

"Sarah, her name is Sarah Stark."

~~(*.*)~~

"There is nothing on Adrian Zane, well there is but he's like 85!" Tony stormed into the living room as I sat on the couch reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

"Hmm." I mumbled as I practically drooled over the book.

"And you do not care do you?"

"Do you randomly have Christian Grey with you?"

"Who's Christian Grey?"

"Then know I do not care."

Tony sat beside me, "I want you to stay away from this guy."

I nodded, "Sure, whatever you say bro."

"What are you reading?"

"I'm reading porn."

Tony chuckled, "No you're not."

"'He thrusts his finger inside of me, and I cry out as he does it again and again and again. He palms my clitoris-'"

"Okay." Tony slammed his hand over my mouth and snatched my book away from me.

"You're too young for this."

I tackled him as he was about to get off of the couch.

"Give me my porn! I mean book!" I screeched as I tugged his hair.

"Ow! Let go of my precious hair!"

"Give me my book!"

"What in the name of my father's beard are you doing!"

Turns out Tara and Loki had both walked into the room just as tony had rolled us over and slammed my face into the ground a little too hard.

"Where showing each other how much we love one another." Tony suggested.

My leg came up and smacked him in the face, "He stole my book!"

Tony dropped my book in a daze and I snatched it up in triumph running away from him after I kicked him off of me.

"Success! Biatch."

And then I ran from the room.