Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, and neither does 4Kids. I also don't own 4Kids.

A/N: Yeah, second chapter! Fuck yeah! Short? Well too bad!


"Everybody shut-up!" Prussia yelled at the panicking nations.

Everyone paused for a moment and once again looked at Germany.

Germany huffed in exasperation then replied while pointing to the loud albino on the table, "My brother."

Everybody turned their attention towards Prussia.

"Now that France is gone I'll be in charge of this 'Bad-Touch-Trio-rescuing-you-less-awesome-people-plan-thing', and that's what we'll call it by the way," Prussia declared while striking what was a self-described awesome pose.

"Well if tomato bastard hasn't done anything to get censored, I can replace him, I have done plenty enough after all," Romano stated while stepping forward.

The other countries were starting to calm down a bit while trying to think of what the next step would be that 4Kids would take. Since they already took out the most obviously "inappropriate" character in the series that meant that the less plot imperative ones such as Prussia and Romano were next.

Exactly after everybody in the room agreed on this the two in question disappeared as well.

"Big brother!" Germany and Italy yelled in unison.


In 4Kids Headquarters

The two nations rematerialized in a room with a glass observation window and one door which was bolted shut. There were three people on the other side of the glass holding clipboards scribbling furiously.

"Took you long enough," one perverted nation said.

The two countries looked behind them to see France restrained in a chair.

"What did you do to get tied to a chair?" Romano asked.

France somehow managed to smirk in his usual way and replied, "I may have tried to convince one of the staff that what I do shouldn't be censored out is all."

Prussia laughed and corrected, "So you tried to make a pass at someone who worked at 4Kids."