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2. Snake and Lion Finish Their Project
I press save on the letter, close the 'windows' and turn off the muggle device the call a computer. It still amazes me how this filthy muggles go on with life without magic. Regardless of the fact that they are in fact muggles I still appreciate that they are not as useless as I am accustom to believe.
What is wrong with you Trixie? Did the vegetarian vampires soften you up? O Merlin what would father say if he can hear me now? Not only did his daughter fail a simple task, but she also is turning soft? Ok there is no need to get my knickers in a twist; I need to get myself together before Jake arrives.
Where is Jacob anyways? To hell with Gryfindors and their tardiness. They think that they can show up late just because they are not afraid about anything. And then they think that a sorry will do, but that doesn't give me back my lost time, now does it. O well.
I fix my chair and my essay on why wizards should appreciate muggles and their way of living. I get my green sweater and head down stair to wait for Jake. Last thing I need is for me to start mooring for the Cullens' departure.
As a take the step on the bottom of the stairs, the doorbell rings. I sigh and walk towards it and open it.
"Hey Jake, did the lion think it wasn't sunny enough to arrive earlier? Or did you just simply want to make me wait?" I said with a scowl as I lead him in the living room.
"O did the poor cold blooded snake freeze without her warm lion, or wolf for the matter of fact?" He teased, but then added, "or does she miss having other blood suckers she can relate with," he said with a sneer.
"Weren't you the one who was incurring me to not loose hope about them returning?" I asked, not caring about the tone of his voice.
"Yeah, but I still hate does stupid bloodsuckers for trigging my inheritance. Don't get me wrong, I love the feeling of turning into a wolf, but is just not the way I intended on returning to Hogwarts." He shift in his seat and started to play with one of the cushions, just like a dog. I hid a laugh and proceeded to laugh in my head.
"Hey, look at in this way. You now have the strength to take on any one of my fellow snake friends, and you won't need much clothing during the winter which means you can show your body to all the girls you want." I tried to smile at the fact. Jake was much like our uncle Sirius. Although, uncle and nephew did meet each other until third year, they still were so much alike. I hard to believe that Jake was Regulas's son and not his brother Sirius's. *Sigh* I miss my uncle Sirius, but what will my parents think if I start having any sympathy for a disinherited Black family member if they heard me say that. Well I would care less of what my crazy mother would say, but I mean my father.
"True, true. You know Bells, your not bad of a snake after all." he teased. He proceed to nudge me playfully, but I slapped his shoulder although I doubt it did any damage.
"You say anything of this when we get back, and I will proceed to hexing your precious anatomy parts to oblivion!" I said with some humor.
Jake moves away as far as possible and clutches his crotch with both hands. I smirk at his ridiculous reactions. "Merlin, Bells if it weren't for your change of appearance, I would have believe that it was your father who said that." I smirk as he said this, knowing fully well that I acted like my father most of the time; I mean I am a Slytherin after all. I was going to laugh at him, until he added, "And I thought I was looking at your mother when you smirked."
I immediately stood up and aimed at him with my wand. "I am nothing like my mother and you ever as make another comparison between both of us I will hex to hell, and it would not only me your balls!" I screamed. No one, not anybody compares me to my stupid insane of a mother!
"I am sorry Bells, really I am. I didn't mean for you to take it so bad." He lean towards me to hug me. "I'm sorry and I won't make another comparison like this again, and I'm not only saying this for the sake of my crotch, I mean it." I laughed at his comment. "And don't worry, no one back at school will know that you allowed a lion to hugged you."
I turned at smiled at the lion I call my cousin. "Thanks, now take your filthy paws of me." He laughed but obeyed. "Good dog." He slapped me playfully.
I finally got up to make dinner for Charlie. Thankfully I didn't get stuck with a muggle like Jake, but a squib is just as bad. Jake followed behind like a dog. Man now that he can change into a wolf, the stupid Gryfindor will keep reminding me of dogs. Ugh, I hate dogs. Why do I tolerate his arse anyways? O right his stupid dad had to get drunk, get a muggle prego, and left me with a lion/dog as a cousin! Hey at least he had fun before getting killed.
I waved my wand to turn on the stove and then made my way to the refrigerator. "How do like lasagna for dinner tonight? Or are you planning on eating with your stepfather? " I asked before calculating the amount of ingredients I would need to make dinner.
"It still amazes me how a rich pureblood like yourself, knows how to cook. But no I will be eating here tonight Billy is going to visit Harry and his family." He got up, walked towards me and then sat on the counter.
"Jake although my mother is a pureblood, my father is a half-blood which makes me a me one as well. I just didn't spent much time in the muggle world during my childhood, not that I wanted to. Most of the stuff I know 'cuz of my father." I paused to realized what he said at the end. "Wait I'm hoping you mean Harry of the reservation?" I tried to hide the suspension in my voice, but I think Jake noticed it. I turned back to the refrigerator to take out the ingredients.
"Um Bells why would our Harry be here, if that's what you mean?" he raised an eyebrow after noticing my the suspension in my voice when I ask to confirm.
I waved my wand and the food started to chop, mix, and cook itself. Jake smile, getting his answer to his previous curiosity. "It's exactly what I mean!" I exclaimed. "I can bearly stand to spend a year with one Gryfindor, I don't need another one, much less Potter." I proceed to take out the plates and cups, and then setting the table by magic.
Jake smirks and then says "Sure, sure. So do you need help.". I turn to him giving him a look of 'you serious'. "I guess not." he says still playing around. Then he turns serious. "Ok so I already sign out at my school how 'bout you?"
"Yeah and Charlie already tolled most of his friends I'm leaving back to Arizona." I confirmed then I added when I notice his confuse face after I mention Arizona, "And yes I know what and where that is, I'm not a dudderhead like you."
He was about to say something when the stove rings announcing that the food is ready. He paused to look at me take out the food and begin to serve. He was going to continue our earlier conversation when we heard the front door open.
"Well that would be Charlie." I said as I continued serving.
The evening went on fine. Jacob and me explain the last details about our departure next week to Charlie. After dinner, Charlie bid us goodnight and then went into the living to watch, um what was that thing called, oh yeah a television.
"Well goodnight Jake and don't forget to not leave any clues as to were we are going except that muggle you are living with." I hugged my sweater tightly: I was cold out in the porch.
"Ah is the little snake cold?" he smiled until I slapped him, then he laughed when I rubbed my hand because of the impact. "Bells I am indestructible now. Remember." I snorted but he continued talking, "But no I won't forget." I was about officially say bye when he added, "And Bells, the muggle is my stepfather who's name is Billy."
"As if I cared." he gave me frown but I ignored him. "As much as I enjoy your company," I said sarcastically but continued "I am cold not to mention tired and I really want to get to bed. So goodnight Jake and see you in two days to help you pack your junk then to proceed with my stuff." I didn't allow him to say anything else because I turned around and headed inside the house.