AN: Yo yo, it's your genderqueer idiot~

Lol, haha...

Ha..ha...

*dabs into volcano*

Oh, in case there's anyone who needs guidance: eat three meals a day at the minimum, if you can't eat breakfast and dinner, those are more important. Make sure you eat actual meals, not just junk. If you can't sleep warm milk with honey will knock you out, sleepytime tea will do it too. Peanut butter on crackers works too, if allergic try soynut butter.

Be safe and don't hurt yourself, I'm so proud you're still alive, and I'm here for you all.


"Papa! Papa look! Don't I look cute!"

Kaoru didn't know how or when his son found his old uniform. Isao was wearing it, smiling in a mirror. "Hello, ladies~" he tried, then fell into a fit of giggles. "Look Papa, I'm uncle Tamaki!"

Kaoru snickered, it was just like Tamaki. "Perfect, you're so alike. It's scary almost."

It was six months later than the last time we saw this family. Isao was now ten, and Jun was almost a year old.

"Pa.."

Kaoru looked at the small girl in his arms, he felt his eyes water. "Huh?"

"Pa..Papa!" Jun giggled. "Papa!" She grabbed his hand and chewed his finger lightly. Kaoru didn't care, he was going to cry. He was crying. He called Kyoya, hoping he wasn't in a meeting.

Of course he wasn't.

"Hm? Kaoru?"

"Listen! Say it again Jun!"

Kyoya furrowed his eyebrows and waited.

"Papa!" A voice came through the phone line.

"Was that Jun?" Kyoya felt his mouth open, wanting to cry. It reminded him of when Isao said 'Daddy' as his first word.

"YES!" Kaoru shouted, jumping up and down. "It is her! She said my name! She said 'Papa'! She said her first word!" Kaoru sniffed, wiping his eyes. "I'm so proud, I-I can't believe it was 'Papa'. I'm so happy, I got said first this time! Haha!" Even with his laughing, Kyoya could hear Kaoru sobbing from joy. "She said 'Papa'!" He was repeating himself over and over.

"I know, I know." Kyoya chuckled.

"Papa you're crying." Isao said, pouting slightly. He took the phone. "Daddy why's Papa crying? Is he sad?"

"No, no Isao. He's very happy Jun said her first words. He's been waiting for this, everyday he'd say 'this will be the day' and today was the day." Kyoya responded calmly.

"Mister Ootori? We have a meeting now." A voice said in the background.

"Ah, Isao tell Papa I say I'll be home tonight. Love you, bye." Kyoya hung up.

"Papa! Daddy says he loves us and will be home tonight!" Isao handed the phone back to Kaoru, smiling. "I know it's super exciting and stuff, but don't cry Papa. I don't like seeing you cry, it makes me sad."

Kaoru wiped his tears and nodded. "Understood Isao, I'll stop crying. I'm sorry, it just was nice to hear Jun's voice."

"Papa!" Jun babbled, grabbing Isao's hair, tugging.

"OW! Make her stop!" Isao winced. "Papa!"

Kaoru quickly detached Isao's hair from Jun's hands, and smiled at his two children. He noticed how Isao had Kyoya's hair and Jun seemed to be a ginger so far (AN: they got a birth mother and used their sperm, so same birth mother, different father (either Kyoya or Kaoru)). "I think she just likes the texture of your hair, we need to brush it by the way."

"No! It hurts when we do! The maids aren't gentle!" Isao covered his head, whimpering.

"I'll brush it, I like that." Kaoru smiled, looking at Jun. She smiled, and tugged at Kaoru's hair.

"Fine. But be gentle!"

"Of course, you're my only son. I have to be gentle." Kaoru smiled, following Isao to his room to brush his hair.


AN: I know it's short, I'm sorry. Night my ducklings.