Ok so shorter than I like to make chapters.

Paint: waaaay shorter.

Me: oh shut it and go back to 'unmanageable kayos' where you belong.

Paint: fine…

Me: anyway back to the fic! :D oh and just a warning there is one word in here that some people might find discomforting… which is why this is rated T.

Obi wan Kenobi sat in the middle of his quarters, meditating. He took a dead breath, in and out, letting the force flow through him. In and out, in and out, in and- he posed when he felt the presence of his second in command on the other side of the door.

A knock came a few seconds later and Obi wan got up to answer it.

"Yes commander?" he asked when the door opened to reveal the familiar face of Commander Cody.

Cody Saluted crisply and Obi wan waved off the gesture. Obi wan could feel his uncertainty in the force.

Cody and the rest of the 212th had only been under Kenobi's command for a few weeks and he wasn't yet sure how to act in the generals presence. But he had some questions that needed answering.

"Sir may I talk to you for a minute?" Cody finally asked maintaining his clear military tone. Kenobi nodded and Gestured for the commander to enter his quarters.

Obi wan motioned for the commander to have a seat on his bunk and pulled the chair over from his desk for himself. He sate for a moment looking at the younger man.

"What is it you want to talk about?" Kenobi finally asked when Cody hadn't said anything for several minutes.

Cody looked slightly uncomfortable and swallowed.

"Sir me and my brothers are all fresh off of Kamino." He began. "These past few weeks have been the first time we've left the planet."

Kenobi nodded thoughtfully. He knew this of course. Why was the commander bringing it up?

"And well there are certain things we didn't learn in flash programming or battle simulations." Kenobi could clearly feel the embarrassment radiating off of the younger man and he couldn't help but wonder why he was so uncomfortable. "Some of the civvies." That was what the clones called natural born recruits. "Were talking about some stuff and… I was just wondering if you could answer a few questions the men came to me with."

"I'll answer the best I can." Obi wan said with a kind smile. Cody swallowed.

"What's are genitals?" the commanders tone of voice was completely serious and Kenobi felt his face burn red.

"You…" he swallowed. "Don't know?"

"No sir." Cody shook his head. "They never brought it up during training."

"Well commander you see its… well there kind off…" Kenobi bit his lip and muffled a groan. "There…" the general was suddenly struck with an idea. Why hadn't he thought of it sooner? "Hang on commander I think I have something that will clear up any questions you may have." Obi wan stood from his chair and crossed the room to where his duffle bag lay.

Where was it? He searched through the bag carefully shuffling past a spare set of pants and several manuals before he finally found what he was looking for. It was a good thing he'd kept this after he'd been forced to explain the… facts of life… to Anakin. It may have been a strange keepsake but Kenobi wanted another padawan and if they were young like Anakin was… he would most likely need it again. Of course he never expected to have to use it to explain to a full-grown man (with an already fully developed set of hormones) the… specifications of humanoid… anatomy.

Kenobi turned around and handed commander Cody a pocket sized red and white data-pad.

"Sir?" The commander stared at the data pad in confusion.

"This should answer any questions on this subject you may have." Kenobi nodded and commander Cody took this as his cue to leave.

The next day Obi wan found his second in command in the mess hall.

"I hope that cleared things up for you commander." Kenobi commented picking up his food tray. Cody turned a little green.

"Um sir can I ask a favor?"

"Of course commander." Kenobi smiled.

"Next time I ask a question and the answer has something to do with… that. Would you please just telling me I don't want to know?"

Kenobi blinked. Looking at the younger for a moment before answering.

"Its necessary-"

"All do respect sir. I'd rather find out about it when and if the situation arises."

oh Obi pulling the old flip chart on him? XD thats what my parents did to me and honestly... i wish they'd just told me XD Hop this is funny :) please review and let me know! I'll also be taking recommendations *whispers* and anonymous reviews :) just saying.