The next day in the mansion kitchen; Sonic, Marco, and Salem were sitting at the table eating Crunch Berries as Salem was reading a newspaper.
"Sinkhole disaster in Florida overlooked by the fact that a broke puppeteer wearing crocs over socks is married to a very hot woman, can you believe this stuff that the papers are showing these days?" said Salem.
"That's very idiotic of the media. Overlooking the important stuff in favor of crap." said Sonic.
"Proof that evolution is going downhill like the film Idiocracy predicted." said Marco.
"YEAH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Knuckles yelled while going downstairs.
He ran into the kitchen.
"And there's a very good example of that prediction." said Sonic.
Knuckles smiled.
"Not even you can get me down Sonic." said Knuckles.
"Why, did you finally get to watch Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life?" asked Salam.
Everyone looked at the cat.
"What I love the Gilmore Girls." said Salam.
"Well guys, I finally met someone who I can relate to." said Knuckles.
"You finally met Izzy?" said Marco.
Knuckles scoffed.
"As if, I met a girl named Leni Loud. And we both found out that there's a country named after me." said Knuckles.
The other three became shocked and looked at each other.
Knuckles went to the front door and opened it up to reveal that Jackie was on the other side getting ready to knock on the door.
"Jackie, I finally found someone else like me." Knuckles said before kissing the skateboarder.
He laughed and ran out of the mansion, leaving everyone confused.
"What was that all about?" said Jackie.
"I think Cupid finally decided to pay his ass a visit." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
Yesterday at the park; Knuckles was playing his clarinet badly as Cupid (Fairly Oddparents) was aiming one of his darts at Knuckles.
He fired the dart but missed.
"Dammit." said Cupid.
He fired more darts at Knuckles, but kept on missing.
"This is what happens when you try to shoot someone in the ass with darts while listening to music that sounds like a dying animal." said Cupid.
Cutaway Gag Within a Cutaway Gag
A Dying Dog was making so much noise that a family were listening and are shocked.
"Let's just put that dog out of it's misery." said a woman.
Everyone else nodded.
End Cutaway Gag Within a Cutaway Gag
Cupid pulled out another dart.
"Make it count." said Cupid.
He shot the arrow and it finally hit Knuckles in the butt.
"Yes." said Cupid.
End Cutaway Gag
"Who's the lucky girl?" said Jackie.
"I don't think we want to know." said Marco.
Jackie walked into the kitchen and grabbed a bowl before pouring herself a bowl of cereal.
"From what I figured out, this could be someone who's just as scatterbrained as Knuckles." said Sonic, "And it's definitely not Izzy."
"Like that would happen." said Salem.
He turned the page and became shocked.
"Hey check this out." said Salem.
He showed the group the paper and everyone became shocked.
"A sale at Macy's?" Jackie.
Salem looked at the paper.
"Not that article, the one below it." said Salem.
The group saw a different article.
"Extreme skateboarding competition going to be held today." said Marco.
Sonic ran out of the mansion.
"Huh Sonic Boom." said Salam.
At the Toon City youth center; a ton of people were signing up for the skateboarding competition.
"Okay thank you for signing up." one guy said to a skateboarder who walked off, "Next."
Sonic appeared with his satchel and hoverboard at the table and signed his name for the competition.
"Thanks for signing returning champion." said the guy.
Sonic walked off and saw Jackie and Marco were in line already.
He became shocked.
"How'd you get here so quickly?" said Sonic.
"Dimensional Scissors." said Marco.
Sonic became shocked.
"Don't those things only travel to dimensions?" said Sonic.
"And then some." said Jackie.
"And I thought only my Darkspine ring could get to other dimensions." said Sonic, "Now if you'll excuse me there's a half pipe with my name on it."
He started to walk off, but Jackie grabbed his neckerchief and he kept on walking in the same place.
"Wow, the half pipe seems to be farther then usual." said Sonic.
He noticed his neckerchief was being held and stopped walking.
"This better be good." said Sonic.
"Clearly you know so much about this competition if you're a champion." said Marco.
Sonic put two and two together.
"So, you want me a returning champion to coach you on the very awesome and dangerous Extreme Skateboarding Competition even though it'll be a one person wins competition?" said Sonic.
Jackie sighed.
"Yeah that sums it all up." said Jackie.
Sonic reached into his satchel and pulled out a GoPro camera before putting it on his head.
"As much as this interests me, it's crazy. The competition is really dangerous, people have actually suffered severe injuries competing." said Sonic.
Marco was looking at the GoPro and tapped it.
"You've got a GoPro?" said Marco.
Sonic nodded.
"I'm an extreme sports enthusiast." said Sonic.
"You got extra?" said Jackie.
Sonic scoffed.
"Oh sure, I'm so cool and awesome that I carry tons of GoPro cameras." Sonic said sarcastically.
"Look, if you don't have any just say so." said Marco.
Sonic pulled out two more GoPro's.
"No really I do have tons of GoPro's." said Sonic.
The two humans are shocked.
"Seriously?" said Jackie.
"You wanted, and I delivered." said Sonic.
He placed the GoPro's on Marco and Jackie's heads.
Marco was confused.
"How do we use these things?" said Marco.
Sonic pulled out an instruction manual and gave it to Marco.
"Read that." said Sonic.
Later; a ton of skateboarders were sitting in bleachers at a different skate park as Soar walked in the center of the whole thing.
"Welcome one and all to the Extreme Skateboarding competition." said Soar.
Everyone started cheering.
Except for Statler and Waldof.
"What do you think?" said Statler.
"I've seen detergent's that leave a better performance." said Waldorf.
The two hecklers started laughing.
"In this competition, we score you based on poise and originality. Now to meet our judges." said Soar, "First up, the Smurfs arch nemesis's; Gargamel."
An old guy named Gargamel went to a table as everyone cheered.
"This was on my bucket list." said Gargamel.
"Second, famous film celebrity; Gaston." said Soar.
Gaston appeared at the table as everyone cheered.
"No one judges like Gaston." said Gaston.
"And finally; Lego Batman." said Soar.
Everyone cheered as a Lego mini figure version of Batman appeared at the table.
"Seriously, a cheap knockoff? Will Arnett was unavailable?" said Marco.
Lego Batman became mad and tossed a batarang at the teen, knocking him on the ground.
The batarang came back but took the Gay Eagle's shirt off.
"Yeah I'm good." said Soar.
The batarang returned to Lego Batman.
"You bash Will Arnett again, it'll be much worse." said Lego Batman.
Marco nodded.
"We'll give the competitors an hour to prepare for the competition." said Soar.
Sonic pulled out a pair of elbow pads, knee pads, and wrist pads before putting them on.
"Okay, we've got a lot of work to do if you're to be prepared for what all lies ahead." said Sonic.
"And when that comes, may the best skateboarder win." said Jackie.