October
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From: SlamJamKev
To: Cashman
Subject: BACK OFF!
Hey dork I don't know what your deal is but stay the hell away from Double-D and stop talking shit behind his back or I'm gonna kick your ass!
From: Cashman
To: SlamJamKev
Subject: RE: BACK OFF!
y dont u jus mind ur own fucking business
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There was graffiti on the side of the school, someone had spray painted the words "EVERYONE IN THIS SCHOOL IS A WHORE" in black letters surrounded by fire. Two police officers were around questioning students.
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[From: Kevin]
[Dude did u see that stuff on the wall? Was that u?]
[Sent: October 3rd, 1:12 PM]
[From: Ed]
[no it wasnt me! Sarahs lieing!]
[Sent: October 3rd, 1:15 PM]
[From: Kevin]
[ur sister didn't tell me u did it. And work on your spelling, dude.]
[Sent: October 3rd, 1:16 PM]
[From: Ed]
[ohkay do we practice 2day?]
[Sent: October 3rd, 1:17 PM]
[From: Kevin]
[yh, b at the field after fifth period. Just go around the school and u'll see it.]
[Sent: October 3rd, 1:18 PM]
[From: Ed]
[will dd and edy be there?]
[Sent: October 3rd, 1:19 PM]
[From: Kevin]
[4 the last time Ed, no. Me, u, rolf, and some new meat. I'm countin on u to help break them in.]
[Sent: October 3rd, 1:20 PM]
[From: Ed]
[o, u got it chief!]
[Sent: October 3rd, 1:21 PM]
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From: FlowerChild
To: ButterNGravy
Subject: i luv u
ed i luv u will u go owt wif me?
From: ButterNGravy
To: FlowerChild
Subject: RE: i luv u
um hoo r u?
From: FlowerChild
To: ButterNGravy
Subject: RE: RE: i luv u
nevermind
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Woodboy: wat do u want?
SirJimmy: We got a proposition for you.
LadySarah: we no it waz u
Woodboy: bullshit u do
SirJimmy: I got photographs, I'll have you know.
-Picture Sent To: Woodboy-
Woodboy: shit
Woodboy: wat do u want from me? money?
SirJimmy: Don't be silly, you know that I have more money than you'd ever have.
LadySarah: we just wan 2 use u
Woodboy: 4 wat?
SirJimmy: All in due time, for now just remember that you work for us.
LadySarah: we OWN u
Woodboy: fuck
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In Ed's basement, Ed sat at his drawing table, drawing a comic strip. It had three monsters, one was fat with fangs, one was skinny with horns, and one was tall with wings.
There was no text, but the fat and skinny ones were yelling at one another while the tall one was flying overhead.
Ed finished drawing and wondered what he would write as word bubbles, but decided that it didn't really matter.
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[From: Edd]
[No Ed, I don't want to come over and play. I'm really busy with my campaign among other things. Why don't you try Eddy? Or is he avoiding you too?]
[Sent: October 15th,12:35 PM]
[From: Edd]
[Kevin, it's fine. Leave him be. Threatening him won't make it stop, you've seen his brother, whatever you could do to him, he's had worse.]
[Sent: October 15th, 12:38 PM]
[From: Edd]
[Rolf, congratulations on your new phone. But really, don't call me during the break period or in school for that matter. I know our school is lax on phones but I'm a very busy student.]
[Sent: October 15th, 12:40 PM]
[From: Edd]
[Nazz, Nazz, Nazz...really, I don't want to talk about it anymore. I want to move on. If you want to know Eddy's problem so much then talk to HIM about it. He won't tell you, I know that, but it's certainly not my place to tell you, so please stop asking me about it.]
[Sent: October 15th, 12:42 PM]
[From: Edd]
[Jimmy, I need to cancel our session for this week. Too much on my plate right now. I hope you understand.]
[Sent: October 15th, 12:43 PM]
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From: Partygirl1999
To: ButterNGravy, Cashman, IAMROLF, MrScience, LadySarah, SirJimmy, SlamJamKev, Woodboy;
Subject: Halloween Party!
Hey everyone! I'm sending these out as invitations for my first annual Halloween Party since we're getting too old to trick 'r treat. The party's on Halloween Night at my house, there'll be lots of food, music, punch, and the new flatscreen TV my mom bought for some scary movies. Costumes are optional, but recommended for more fun! RSVP whether you're coming or not.
From: Cashman
To: Partygirl1999
Subject: RE: Halloween Party!
fuck that i aint going if double-fag will be there
From: Partygirl1999
To: Cashman
Subject: RE: RE: Halloween Party!
Double-D wrote back to me saying he can't make it. I was going to ask if you would like to come anyway, but this party is for more MATURE people who aren't jerks for no reason.
From: Cashman
To: Partygirl1999
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Halloween Party!
fuck if i care i BET that id have a better time than any of you losers
From: Partygirl1999
To: Cashman
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Halloween Party!
Fine! Just leave US out of it, and leave Double-D alone! He and Ed have been upset since you three broke apart and you being a total butthead is just making it worse! What's your deal with him anyway?
From: Cashman
To: Partygirl1999
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Halloween Party!
y dont u ask that shithead yourself if youre such good friends with him now?
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There were some new posts on the student bulletin board at school, as well as some posters for potential Student Class Presidents.
"Vote 4 Eddy!
'You know you want to!'"
"Vote Nazz
'I'll make the school more cool!'"
There was a poster for Edd, but it was ripped apart and illegible.
"Vote Rolf!
'Who better than the son of a shepherd?'"
"To All Students:
Just a reminder that the punishment for any and all vandalism to school property can range from in-school-suspension to complete expulsion, varying from the property damage caused.
Thank you,
Principal Antonucci and staff."
"COME TO EDDY DEAN'S HALLOWEEN BASH!
Got no plans for Halloween? Then come on down to Peach Creek's Junkyard where the one and only Eddy Dean is going to hold the BIGGEST, BADDEST, BOOPINEST BASH this town has ever seen!
Be there, or be a punk-ass bitch."
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ButterNGravy: com on edy please? =C
Cashman: NO ED
ButterNGravy: please?
Cashman: NO
Cashman: look ed there r just friendships that dont last as long as you want
ButterNGravy: y?
Cashman: jesus christ ed 4 get double-douchebag! we dont need him!
ButterNGravy: but hes my friend
Cashman: THEN FUCK YOU TOO
-Cashman has left-
-FlowerChild has entered-
ButterNGravy: ooh new playr
FlowerChild: hi dere
ButterNGravy: hi wanna be on my teem in da next match?
FlowerChild: sure
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From: Partygirl1999
To: ButterNGravy
Subject: RE: RE: Halloween Party!
To answer your questions Ed, first of all, yes, you can bring some movies to the party. Second, yes, your new friend can come to the party. I decided to have it open for anyone aside from you-know-who or anybody who would cause trouble. Kevin has decided to be a bit headstrong and take up bouncer duty with Rolf. I just hope nobody gets hurt Friday night.
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Jonny was looking over a piece of paper that Sarah had handed to him in the hallway.
"Okay Baldy, here's the deal. We need you to break into the Target's house and steal his laptop for us. Try to ransack the place to make it look like a standard burglary, take whatever you want, but make sure you get that laptop. If you are caught or arrested, we will deny anything if you tell anyone we made you do this. Don't fuck this up for us, or else being expelled will be the least of your worries.
Hugs and kisses,
Sarah."
Jonny sighed, and opened up his locker. He looked down at his buddy Plank, "What have I gotten myself into, Plank?"
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[From: Rolf]
[Double-Ed-Boy Nazz is worried what is with these loud noises by your house?]
[Sent: October 31st, 11:47 PM]
[From: Edd]
[Rolf, those are police sirens.]
[Sent: October 31st, 11:48 PM]
[From: Rolf]
[What are the law enforcers doing at your house?]
[Sent: October 31st, 11:53 PM]
[From: Edd]
[My house was broken into! Some of my things have been stolen, including my laptop!]
[Sent: October 31st, 11:54 PM]
[From: Rolf]
[Oh dear does the Ed-boy need help?]
[Sent: October 31st, 11:59 PM]
[From: Edd]
[I'm fine Rolf...this is just going to be hard to explain to my parents...]
[Sent: November 1st, 12:00 AM]
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