Hey all you Goi's and Jews out there. (Please don't take offense) Anyway all I own is… well I don't own squat everything mentioned (I think) is owned by, Danny Antouncci, David Shore and Paul Attanasio.
"Oh Satan man" Said Eddy as he ran a hand through his hair. "Fuck me man. Fuck!"
"What happened here" asked Ed as he put his jacket on and stared at the wreck he called home.
"Fuck dude!" Eddy yelled and turned to Ed and began to get hysteric. "The Kanker's man that's what happened. Fuck, I know we're gonna get blamed for this. I know it"
"Are you feeling okay little buddy. Do you need this?" Said Ed and he pulled out a Hello Kitty tampon and extended it to Eddy. Eddy just stared for a minute or two and began to rub his temples.
"I said do it when Double D loses it!" Said Eddy, who was getting visibly exasperated.
"Hey Eddy look what happened to Jonny's house"
"That was us dumbass"
"Oh yeah"
"Come on Ed lets go watch some TV at your place"
"OK" And that was that.
"Hey Ed what's on?" Asked Eddy as he walked into Ed's very messy room with some snacks. He looked and saw Ed staring at the T.V. like a chest-burster just popped out.
"House M.D." Was his quick answer. Suddenly they heard a voice that made their blood run cold yelled out.
"Oh boy's we know your back come on out"
"Lee" Was all Eddy said.
"To the sub-basement." Said Ed and they moved the orange shag rug off the ground and opened the trap door that housed an old storm cellar that long ago had been closed off until an invention of Edd's dug it up.
"Gah!" Eddy screamed as he fell and landed on his back. "Fuck Ed where's the ladder"
"Dunno" said Ed as he landed on his feet. "Oh hi guys"
At this point Eddy noticed how all of the neighborhood kids where there.
"The fuck?" Eddy got up and looked around. "Why are you-"He was suddenly cut off as Kevin yelled out.
"Rolf grab them!"