The Pokemon Battles Of Real Life

Location: Living Room

Mike sat on the counch, tapping furiously on a game console.

A wild younger sister appeared!
Destiny walked into the living room, passing Mike.

Mike used Command!

"Get me an apple."

Destiny is refusing!

"Get your own fucking apple!"

Mike used Plead and Beg!

"C'mon, puh-lease!"

Destiny is holding her ground!
"I said no, you idiot!"

Mike used Bribe!
"I'll give you a dollar..."

Destiny is not falling for it!

"No, you won't. You'll keep putting it off until you're thirty, and by then you'll be broke anyways."

Mike used Defensive Lie!

"What?" Mike exclaimed. "No- No I wouldn't!" He gave a nervous laugh.

Destiny used Sacastic Response!

"Sure you won't."

Mike is losing his patience!
"Seriously! I want an apple!"

Destiny used Questioning of Ways!

"You're a fucking millionaire. Shouldn't you, like, hire a butler or something?"
Mike used Crush Theory!

"You KNOW Mom would never let me."

Destiny is reluctantly forced to agree!

"Yeah, good point."

Mike used Return To Subject!
"Where's my apple?"

Destiny used State Postition In Life!

"I'M NOT YOUR BITCH!"

Mike used Quote!

"I didn't say you were my bitch, I said 'Get me an apple.'"

Destiny used Insult Romantic Interest!

"God, can't you call Zoey when you want a bitch?"

Destiny has crossed a line!

Mike froze, mid-game.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"

Destiny is realizing her mistake!

"N-Nothing..."

Destiny has complete destroyed all boundaries!

Destiny used Back Away Slowly!
Suddenly, Mike jumped up and began to yell.

Mike used Defend Girlfriend's Reputation!
"DON'T YOU DARE SAY A FUCKING WORD ABOUT-"

Destiny used Retaliate!

"I'LL SAY WHATEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE, MR. APPLESEED-"

Mike used Furious Hand Gestures!

Destiny used Mimic!

Destiny and Mike used Pointless Squabbling!

It's not very effective...

"I GIVE UP!" Destiny stormed from the room.

Mike shouted one more time after her, then gumpily returned to his game.

A wild hoarde of Little Sister's Friends Appeared!

"Get me an apple."

Destiny's friends are holding their ground!
"NO!"

Mike used Beg and Plead!
"Puh-lease..."