A/N! Hey guys! Ok I deff didn't expect a responses so fast like I did last time and I just wanted to let you know that I am so thankful you don't even know. You are all amazing! Please tell others about this story? That would be amazing and I just might send you a hug of some digital form

DISCLAIMER! "Well, this twit who writes this story would just love to tell you that she owns this lovely junk but she cant so yeah. Actually who does own this?! IM OWNED BY SOME ONE?!" jasper yells. I say "Yes Jasper. Stephanie Meyer owns you" hahah!

CHAPTER 2

Truth or Dare part 2
Jasper POV

"Well, Edward, it seems the bottle of death has landed on you, my brother." I said deviously, while sending waves of fear his way.

"J- Jasper, stop sending m-me freaking waves of f-fear!" He said sounding truly petrified. I stopped sending him waves.
"As it appears, Esme is too distraught to sentence you, so who will serve in her place?" I asked is a dark tone. Emmett started to raise his hand but I shot him a look that said 'Don't you dare! This is my job', and he backed off immediately, perfect…

"Uh, no, Esme is fine! Look at her, she's doing better already!" Edward said looking over to her. She had her head in Carlisle's lap and was laying with her back to us. "Uh, Esme, would you like to give me my sentence now?" he asked nervously. She did not answer.

"Sorry Son, I just don't think she is up to anything at the moment." Carlisle gave Edward a pitiful look, then turned to me. "Jasper Whitlock, I don't even know what to say to you right now." he sounded disappointed and angry, well he also felt that way.
"Hah, that's not at all what your thoughts are saying…" Edward murmured with a small laugh. I sent him extreme awkwardness this time, and he sunk a little further behind Bella.

Carlisle looked over to me again with a face that said 'If you would like to keep your Ducati stop it, now', well, I guess it is time to stop…. Edward nodded.

"So, Edward, I guess I will give you the dare." I said with a smile.
Finally seeing that he couldn't win this one he gave in.
"Fine…." He mumbled. As I thought of different dare to give him, his mouth slowly opened until his jaw was as far dropped as possible. I finally came to my verdict.
"Edward, your dare is to," I paused for dramatic effect; Alice giggled seeing what I was going to dare him. "go ask Jessica Stanley out on a date for tomorrow night. You must go through with it, while wearing my army uniform, and take care of it, or the Volvo gets it." I threatened.
He just shook his head at me, his eyes narrowed into slits.

"Or, you could risk Jenevive" I asked.
"What?! Who is Jenevive" Bella asked, sounding almost angry, and feeling the same.
"Uhh…….. Jenevive, is.. uh…" Edward stammered.
"EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN!" Bella yelled.
"Jenevive, is…… my piano…" he said with his head hanging.
"Oh, ok, good…" Bella said with a sigh, feeling relief
"Wait, who did you think it was?"
"Uh, never mind…" Bella said now feeling awkward.
"Anyways, Jenevive could be destroyed piece by piece, key by key, scratch by scratch, OR you could go along with you dare, like a good boy." that set him over board, he could not do that to his piano, I knew it…

He took in a deep breath "Fine….."

I smiled a devious smile at him, "Ok, you can ask her out first thing in the morning," then I remembered something, "Bella, are you okay with this?" I asked knowing she wasn't, I could obviously feel it.

"Uh, not really." She faltered.
I pulled out her scrapbook of childhood pictures along with a lighter, she gasped. "Ok! Never mind! It's ok! Carry on!" She said, now truly frightened. I laughed

"Well, it's around five in the morning, why don't we get ready for the day, Edward, especially you. You can take Jessica to that little Italian place tonight." Alice said with a giggle.

"Oh, and one more thing, Edward, she has to survive the date, no killing!" I told him.

"Dang it…" he said under his breath.

A FEW HOURS LATER,
Edward POV

"Do I really have to do this?" I complained as we walked out the door.
"Well, it's this or you piano gets ripped apart and burned…" Bella reminded me.
"Oh, right…."

The two of us jumped into my Volvo followed by Jasper and Alice in the Porsche and Rosalie and Emmett in the BMW. I drove relatively slow this morning on purpose. Alice kept on honking at me, the same as Rosalie. No matter my incredibly slow driving we finally made it to Jessica's house…. Dang it…

I walked up to the door, knocked, and waited. After about fifteen very boring minutes Jessica came up to the door, in crappy old sweat pants, a dirty white t-shirt, and her hair in a sloppy pony-tail. Wow, she kind of lost herself after high school….

"Uh, oh, um, Hi?" she stammered.
"Hello Jessica, I just thought I would ask you something." I said casually

She perked up, "Yes? What is it? Anything?" Yes, anything for you Mr. Hot Tamale, ok, so she looks a little different, but still the same old Jessica… Joy…

"Would you like to…. Go out tonight?"
"YES! I would LOVE to!!" I got a date with Edward, I got a date with Edward, I got a date with Edward! She sang in her head. This has got to be one of the worst dares EVER!

"Ok, well, I will meet you at that new Italian place in Port Angeles at six." I said with a sigh. Oh, romantic! I just got a date with Ed- wait… isn't he married to Bel- OH WELL!! I just got a date with Edward! I just got a date with Edward! OK! Strike that! THE WORST DARE EVER!

"Kay, see you…" I said as I turned to retreat to my car, where Bella sat safely inside, luckily the windows were tinted dark enough… I jumped in and turned to Bella.

"You know, I used to like her…. Now I see her in a whole new way… EVIL" Bella said with a sneer.

"Yes, Love, I know, I know..." I told her and rubbed the back of her hand.

We drove back in silence, Bella fuming, with Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett all behind us, of course all laughing…

When we got home Nessie was waiting in the living room for us. "Where have you been? Grandma and Grandpa said you would be back in a while but wouldn't tell me where you were. Where were you?" she repeated her question.

"Truth or dare sucks….." Bella murmured and I followed her to the cottage, she was in no condition to be around people.

"Well, let me explain this lovely story!" Emmett exclaimed while we were already to the river.

LATER THAT DAY, GOING TO GET JESSICA
Edward POV

I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life. I repeated to myself as I waited at the table. Then she came in the door…. Possibly one of the most dreadful points of the past year… She was wearing a long red dress, probably trying to look nice, but she looked better in her sweat pants and dirty shirt…. I hate my life. At first she did not recognize me, I was hoping she wouldn't at all, but she did… I hate my life.

"Uh, Edward, what are you wearing?" she asked, Well, I get all dressed up for him just so he can wear- what is that?

Hmmm I should make this as uncomfortable as possible.. "Oh, this? Yeah I wear it on all my dates. Cool, isn't it?" I smiled.

"Uh, why does is say Major Jasper Whitlock?" she asked.

"Oh, this is Jasper's." I answered

"Uh, why does it say Whitlock?"

"It's his pretend name, he is very imaginative."

"Uh, whatever. Where in the heck do you get a customized get up like that? What is that from, the Revolutionary War?" she asked. Wow, Jessica, a few years off there.

"No, not the Revolutionary War, the Civil War."

"Still, where did he get that?" she asked

"Oh, he's had it for… a while." I answered.

"But where?" she was annoyed, as was every thought in her head.

"We know some people." Wow, this was fun; I don't think I have ever seen her so agitated! Maybe this isn't so bad!

"Whatever, let's talk about something else. Like, how did you get the courage to dump old Bella?" she asked. I already know the answer to that! He has loved me all along! She was just bait to get closer to me! I knew it! OK! THAT"S IT!!!!!! I growled.
Just then, my beautiful Bella came storming through the door. I don't think I have EVER seen her so hostile!! I was just as irate as she was. We were more than fuming! Bella came up behind Jessica, picked her up by her arm and dragged her out, Jessica screaming the entire time.
I tore my eyes from Bella to see every person in the restaurant staring, wide eyed, mouths forming huge "O" shapes. Uh-oh. What am I supposed to do now? Alice! Thank goodness! She ran in the door and looked to the people. I gave her a pleading look; she smiled and had Jasper come in behind her. Just give me a sec. I got this, don't worry! She thought.
Jasper sent a wave of gullibility towards them all. Then Alice decided it was time to start. "So, how did all of you like our presentation of 'Insane Cheaters'?!?! It's an upcoming film and we wanted to show you lucky few a small bit of it and see how you responded to it."
Then Emmett was behind her, "Oh! OH! You mean the new movie with this random dude," he said pointing to me," and Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone, Nikki Reed, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Rachel Lefevre, Cam Gigandet, Edi Gathegi, and my personal favorite Kellan Lutz!!!" he exclaimed excitedly, everyone in the room just stared. My golden ticket out of here!
"Well, thank you! I had a great time! Thank you! Thank you!" I said as I left and retreated for the door.
Immitigably I went to find my Bella. I ran down the street a ways and found her smiling and wiping her hands off. Oh no….
"So, how was your evening?" She asked.
"Oh, nothing really eventful, how about you?" I asked laughing
"Nothing really, just the usual!"
"I get the feeling we won't need to worry about Jessica anymore?" I asked.
"Oh, Jessica," she paused, "No, I think she is off our hands for a while!"
I laughed and found her hand; we walked back to the restaurant where the rest of the family was. They saw Bella smiling and were immediately frightened.
"Bella, what did you do?" Jasper asked nervously.
"Nothin'….." she answered lightly
"Welcome to the family lil' sis!!!" Emmett laughed and hugged her. "It's official!! You are my favorite lil' sis named Bella!!!!!!!"
Bella, Emmett, and I all laughed and headed for the cars. Everyone else looked scared. We drove home smiling hugely thought the smiled soon vanished when we walked in the door to find Carlisle and Esme waiting for us in the front room.
"What have you done?!" Carlisle said, not quite yelled, as we approached them.
"Uh, well, we just got back from that new Iti-" Emmett started.
"I mean What have you done to Jessica!? I thought you would have known better than to take a human life by now!!" he was now yelling.
"What are you talking about? I would never kill her, she is just taking a little trip……." Bella said, almost sounding confused
"What? What are you talking about? I thought you killed her!" Carlisle was now confused, as were the rest of us.
"No, I sent her on a trip to Antarctica…… in a wooden crate…" she said still smiling.
"Oh, well I guess that is better than killing her…" Carlisle stammered.
"Well then! Back to the game!!!!!!!" Jasper said with so much excitement.

LATER THAT DAY, GOING TO GET JESSICA
Edward POV

I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life. I repeated to myself as I waited at the table. Then she came in the door…. Possibly one of the most dreadful points of the past year… She was wearing a long red dress, probably trying to look nice, but she looked better in her sweat pants and dirty shirt…. I hate my life. At first she did not recognize me, I was hoping she wouldn't at all, but she did… I hate my life.

"Uh, Edward, what are you wearing?" she asked, Well, I get all dressed up for him just so he can wear- what is that?

Hmmm I should make this as uncomfortable as possible.. "Oh, this? Yeah I wear it on all my dates. Cool, isn't it?" I smiled.

"Uh, why does is say Major Jasper Whitlock?" she asked.

"Oh, this is Jasper's." I answered

"Uh, why does it say Whitlock?"

"It's his pretend name, he is very imaginative."

"Uh, whatever. Where in the heck do you get a customized get up like that? What is that from, the Revolutionary War?" she asked. Wow, Jessica, a few years off there.

"No, not the Revolutionary War, the Civil War."

"Still, where did he get that?" she asked

"Oh, he's had it for… a while." I answered.

"But where?" she was annoyed, as was every thought in her head.

"We know some people." Wow, this was fun; I don't think I have ever seen her so agitated! Maybe this isn't so bad!

"Whatever, let's talk about something else. Like, how did you get the courage to dump old Bella?" she asked. I already know the answer to that! He has loved me all along! She was just bait to get closer to me! I knew it! OK! THAT"S IT!!!!!! I growled.
Just then, my beautiful Bella came storming through the door. I don't think I have EVER seen her so hostile!! I was just as irate as she was. We were more than fuming! Bella came up behind Jessica, picked her up by her arm and dragged her out, Jessica screaming the entire time.
I tore my eyes from Bella to see every person in the restaurant staring, wide eyed, mouths forming huge "O" shapes. Uh-oh. What am I supposed to do now? Alice! Thank goodness! She ran in the door and looked to the people. I gave her a pleading look; she smiled and had Jasper come in behind her. Just give me a sec. I got this, don't worry! She thought.
Jasper sent a wave of gullibility towards them all. Then Alice decided it was time to start. "So, how did all of you like our presentation of 'Insane Cheaters'?!?! It's an upcoming film and we wanted to show you lucky few a small bit of it and see how you responded to it."
Then Emmett was behind her, "Oh! OH! You mean the new movie with this random dude," he said pointing to me," and Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone, Nikki Reed, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Rachel Lefevre, Cam Gigandet, Edi Gathegi, and my personal favorite Kellan Lutz!!!" he exclaimed excitedly, everyone in the room just stared. My golden ticket out of here!
"Well, thank you! I had a great time! Thank you! Thank you!" I said as I left and retreated for the door.
Immitigably I went to find my Bella. I ran down the street a ways and found her smiling and wiping her hands off. Oh no….
"So, how was your evening?" She asked.
"Oh, nothing really eventful, how about you?" I asked laughing
"Nothing really, just the usual!"
"I get the feeling we won't need to worry about Jessica anymore?" I asked.
"Oh, Jessica," she paused, "No, I think she is off our hands for a while!"
I laughed and found her hand; we walked back to the restaurant where the rest of the family was. They saw Bella smiling and were immediately frightened.
"Bella, what did you do?" Jasper asked nervously.
"Nothin'….." she answered lightly
"Welcome to the family lil' sis!!!" Emmett laughed and hugged her. "It's official!! You are my favorite lil' sis named Bella!!!!!!!"
Bella, Emmett, and I all laughed and headed for the cars. Everyone else looked scared. We drove home smiling hugely thought the smiled soon vanished when we walked in the door to find Carlisle and Esme waiting for us in the front room.
"What have you done?!" Carlisle said, not quite yelled, as we approached them.
"Uh, well, we just got back from that new Iti-" Emmett started.
"I mean What have you done to Jessica!? I thought you would have known better than to take a human life by now!!" he was now yelling.
"What are you talking about? I would never kill her, she is just taking a little trip……." Bella said, almost sounding confused
"What? What are you talking about? I thought you killed her!" Carlisle was now confused, as were the rest of us.
"No, I sent her on a trip to Antarctica…… in a wooden crate…" she said still smiling.
"Oh, well I guess that is better than killing her…" Carlisle stammered.
"Well then! Back to the game!!!!!!!" Jasper said with so much excitement.

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