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Kopaka78 presents:

NARUTO

A Jinchuriki's Tale

(Opening scene)

There is some sort of medieval fashioned book sitting on a tiny book desk in the dark as it opened by an unseen force and an anonymous voice started to read it.

Voice: Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess…

Then, the page flips to the next one.

Voice: But she had a curse upon her of a terrifying sort which can be only be broken by love's first kiss…

Again, the page flips to reveal the next one.

Voice: She was locked away in a castle, guarded by terrible, shapeshifting sorceress…

AGAIN! The page flips.

Voice: Many brave knights and shinobi attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.

Finally...the page flips for one last time.

Voice: Up to this day, she waited in the sorceress's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love, and true love's first kiss.

Then, a hand reached to rip a page off the book while chuckling.

Voice: As if that will happen. But I love it.

Then, a boy about 18 years of age jumps down from a treehouse. He was wearing a black and orange jumpsuit, had blond hair, blue eyes, wore black sandals, a black bandana, and had whisker-like marks on his face. The boy's name was Naruto Uzumaki. After stretching, Naruto looked at his forest with a smile.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

Then, Naruto walked away from the tree to take a shower using a bucket of water and taking cover behind a group of bunched up trees as he got undressed and started to take a shower before getting some water into his mouth and spat at a mudhole upsetting a few dung beetles.

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Back to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain get's smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the backstreets

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Then, Naruto puts on a pair of swim trunks and then used a mint toothpaste to brush his teeth before he smiled at the mirror which of course automatically cracked and the shards fell off while Naruto walked to the lake and jumped in with a splash. Then, after a few seconds, Naruto farted which caused some gas bubbles to rise to the surface of the water and of course, a few fish floated up to the surface as well before one of them was picked up by Naruto.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a rock star get the show on, get paid

All that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

After getting a few fish, Naruto goes inside a log and pushes the mud out of it while going through it before he jumped onto the ground and picks up a chicken that was covered in mud while it squawked trying to free itself from his grip.

It's a cool place and they it gets colder

You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

Then, while the sun was setting, Naruto was painting a picture on a wooden poster board before he placed on the final touches, puts down the paint and paintbrush and grabs it to admire his work of art. In fact, he kissed it while the paint was still wet and it looked like he was wearing lipstick before he wiped it off and planted the sign that had a picture of his face while in initial jinchuriki form and the red letters said: "Beware! Jinchuriki"

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the water's getting warm so you might as well swim

My world's on fire how 'bout your's?

That's the way I like it and I never get bored.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a rock star get the show on, get paid

All that glitters is gold

Meanwhile, in a village, a band of hunters all dressed in black cloaks with red clouds known as the Akatsuki gathered around the outside while Zetsu used a stick to draw a plan by first drawing a terrible picture of Naruto's head while they conversated on who is to do what and where to go to corner before they agreed and they grabbed swords, pitchforks, torches, etc.

Only shooting stars break the mold

In Naruto's house, Naruto was enjoying his dinner while he was unaware that the Akatsuki were approaching the forest to get to his home. As it hit night time, Naruto lit a match and once again...farted while the match was near his ass, to start a fire in his chimney while in the forest, Itachi used his fireball jutsu to light the torches for the rest of the Akatsuki. All the while, Naruto slouched down onto his chair while dropping a chicken leg into his mouth before pulling it while his teeth stripped the meat from the bone and ate the meat in his mouth.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a rock star get the show on, get paid

Then, the Akatsuki ran through Naruto's keep out signs while the wood splintered and Naruto heard the noise before he looked out the window to see the light from the torches and saw the Akatsuki coming before he exited through his secret exit.

All that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold.

While the Akatsuki were approaching Naruto's home, Naruto was silently following them in the dark. Then, the Akatsuki saw the lights through the windows of their target's house.

Zetsu: I think he's in there.

Itachi: (walks forward) All right. Let's get him!

Then, Deidara stopped Itachi's advance in fear.

Deidara: Hold on, my man. Do you know what that thing will do to you, hmmm?

Kisame: Yeah. He'll grind your bones for his bread.

Suddenly, Naruto chuckled as it startled the Akatsuki as they turned around to see their target right behind them.

Naruto: Actually, that's more Gaara's style to get things done.

Then, the Akatsuki started to walk backwards while Naruto walks forward towards them.

Naruto: Now, a Nine Tails jinchuriki like me, oh I'm much worse. I would...make a suit out of your freshly peeled skins.

Sasori: (frightenly) No!

Naruto: I'd shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Well, it's quite good on toast.

Then, the leader, Pain started to wave his torch in front of Naruto's face to try and scare him to keep still

Pain: Back beast, back! I'm warning you!

Then, Naruto changes into his initial jinchuriki form, licks his hand, and puts out the flame by clenching his fist on the area where the flame was burning. The Akatsuki look at it and gasped while Pain had a nervous look at the sight.

Pain: (sheepishly while dropping the torch) Right.

Then, Naruto let out a fierce roar or more like, a loud, open-mouthed growl, while the Akatsuki screamed in fear as Naruto's drool got on the flames and put out the torches one by one before he stopped his growl and wiped his mouth while the Akatsuki slowly stopped screaming.

Naruto: (whispering after placing a hand on the edge of his cheek) This is the part where you run away.

Then, the Akatsuki shrieked in terror as they tossed aside their weapons and ran off while Naruto laughed at the sight of the hunters running to the hills.

Naruto: And stay out!

Then, Naruto sees a picture on the ground and picks it up to read it.

Naruto: "Wanted. Jinchuriki, freaks, talking animals, and useless ninja".

Then Naruto looks at the fleeing Akatsuki who were already out of the forest and still kept running before shaking his head, dropping the picture and walking to his home.

Naruto: Well, I've got nothing to worry about.

Little did Naruto know, he was wrong as his life was about to change forever.

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