A/N: Thought I'd give y'all another round of bloopers, too, since I took so long to update this story. Here's the name code, as per the previous "chapter:"

Justin Bartha (Riley) = JB, Nicholas Cage (Ben) = NC, Diane Kruger (Abigail) = DK, Harvey Keitel (Sadusky) = HK, Jon Voight (Patrick) = JV, Helen Mirren (Emily) = HM, and anyone who isn't a real person will be labeled by their character names.

The "Parts" listed coincide with where in the actual Croatoa fic the scene in question takes place.

Part 22

'Evan' lifts his sunglasses up and winks at 'Bobbi'

'Evan' (in deep voice): Hey baby, what d'ya say we ditch these losers and go for a little spin in my hot ride?

'Bobbi' (excitedly): Okay!

'Bobbi' runs around the other side of the car and jumps in, then leans over and grabs 'Evan's' face as if to pull him into a kiss.

'Evan': Wait, you're going a little fast. Help! I'm being molested! CIA's being raped by the FBI! Help!

Director: Cut!

The rest of the cast laugh as 'Bobbi' hops back out of the car.

Part 23

JB: Ben! Abigail!

NC & DK: Riley!

The three begin running towards each other in staged slow motion. 'Evan' starts singing "da, dahhhh, da, da, da, da, da, dahhhhh" in typical "reunion" music.

JB (in super slow, very deep voice): Beeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn, Aaaaaabbbbbbbyyyyyyyyy!

NC & DK (also in slo-mo voice): Riiiiilllllllleeeeeeyyyyyyy!

Director: Cut!

JB, NC, & DK keep going until they hug in super slow motion. NC picks up JB and spins him around in a slow circle.

Director (laughing): Guys, cut!

Part 24

JB throws the paper at 'Evan' and it hits him in the face.

*blip*

Paper hits 'Evan' in the face again. He laughs.

*blip*

He tries to catch the paper and instead swats it out of out the air.

*blip*

He smacks the paper again. It flies off and hits NC.

'Evan': Oops, sorry!

*blip*

Paper hits him in the face again.

*blip*

'Evan': Wait, wait, I got it this time, I got it.

Paper hits him in the chest.

'Evan': That was bad aim!

*blip*

He catches it.

Director: Cut! Don't lose that shot! (laughs)

'Evan' jumps off the couch to the cheers of everyone on set, and holds up the paper in victory.

'Evan' (laughing): I think I paper-cut my face.

Part 29

As 'Evan' kicks the hackey sack around, NC & JB rush onto set.

NC: Kick it to me, Evan!

JB: No, kick it over here!

JB trips and falls.

NC: You okay?

JB laughs and covers his face with his hands as he rolls over onto his back.

JB: I just *beeep*-ing bloopered the gag. (Stands up and points to camera) A gag reel for the gag reel - it'll be the next big thing in DVD Special Features. (laughs as he walks off set, shaking his head)

Part 33

'Joseph' bends down to allow JB to hop on his back. JB jumps on and slaps 'Joseph' in the flank.

JB: Hi-ho, Silver, away!

'Joseph' snorts and gallops off into the distance with JB, leaving everyone else on set laughing. He goes for a while.

NC (laughing): He's not stopping.

Director: Guys, come back. Come on, we're losing daylight!

Part 35

JV & HM link their arms together and skip off down the library aisle singing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road." JB, NC, 'Evan', and DK jump into the shot and swing their arms stiffly side to side, singing along in Munchkin fashion until Director calls for the cut.

Part 37

(In tunnel)

NC: Is now a good time to tell you I'm claustrophobic?

'Elizabeth': Is now a good time to tell you I cry in the dark?

'Victor': Is now a good time to tell you I flip out when I get dirty?

JB: Is now a good time to tell you I (chuckling) totally let one loose. (laughs as everyone else squeals and wriggles away) I'm sorry, that's…that's gross. Don't put that in the blooper reel. Guys, I was kidding!

Part 40

NC: What are you doing?

JB: Pretending to be Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption.

*blip*

JB: Liberating the earthworms from the evil Lord of the Dirt Dungeon

*blip*

JB: Amassing our fortune in the world's shallowest oil dig.

*blip*

JB: Laying out the tunnels for Kyle Reese so he has somewhere to go when the robots attack.

*blip*

JB: Discovering a new species of mole donkeys.

NC cracks.

NC: (to director) I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He just looks so serious!

Part 42

NC walks through the water.

NC: This actually is kind of cold… I can feel my balls shrinking…

'Victor' (off screen): I have to go in there next? I like the size of my balls!