I arived in Nevada City. Its in New Zeeland. That're in Midearth. I see a horse wit a guy on top.
"Hi!" I sed. He said hi bac. "I'm Topaz Mark Zeus Susy Diet-Mayoonaise Elizabeth Caty Stanton Swan!" I yeled.
"I is Aragaon sun of dude and an whore. I tink she name is Girugamesh." he sed.
"I am call you Acorn." I sed. I don't got him. He all blue an shit wit dat big head.
"Butt I is Aragaon sun of some dude and an whore!"
"No Acorn." I said all sirius like. And Acorn shut up becase I is awsum. Acorn did a pouty face.
"I has go to sum Elf Sitty to seen hobbets." he sed.
"KK." I sed. We went tere in 5 minuts. He ran on horse. I run on feet at 3,000,000,000,800,120,003 mills per hour. Thats teh sped of lite. The elfs on Midearth sed high to us and gived us food. Acorn eated all the spinach an pound cake. Ten teh hobbets come. Everybody has meetin an shit. There was dwarph and shit an uniocorns an fearies an Bob Dillian. Prety soon it is all night.
"Wur is you?" sed Lego Ass. He's baby elv. I blend in wit the sky becase I so dark an I is all sneaky lik. I ate an hobbet. He tast like beef.
Then its mourning and I got to Lego Ass and Big Head Man (aka Acorn). I sed Acorn "You hed is to big!"
He sed. "No it not!"
Then Lego Ass sed. "Gais dont be fighten. Make love not wawr!"
Then he say sum other shit. I did no pay atencion.
Then us an teh hobbets all go to an rok. They calls it Mont Evarst or sumtin. We goes then somes wizerd dude got all eatin an shit. He name were Dumbldoor I tink. Then Lego Ass seen demon (he name Saten) and we is all fighten and shit. Acorn Big Head loss life. He hav 5 leff noaw. Then we is goes to teh Froest of Les. That is tree ppl tere and they sed high. The tre ppl name Aunts. Donno why theys name dat butt its all cool. Then we rode Aunts to More Door wit Acorn on horse. He hed got biger. Sum dude name Sauce Er be all lik ! Then we an Lego Ass an Acorn all kil him. Lego Ass loss 4 liff. And Acorn has only 1 liff. Then I kil Acorn wit an lasur beem form ma eyes. I find key.
I an Lego Ass go next lvl.