I am so sorry that I haven't written anything in 8 or 9 months. I have just been so caught up in homework and I broke my computer. It was all a big hassle, but thanks for all the nice reviews. Anyway here is the story.

No, Jasper can't be my mate, he's Jasper. That is just wrong; he is like a distant cousin or a long lost brother. And Alice, she is cheating on Jasper. That is insane they have been together for decades, maybe even a century. That lying bitch deservers what's coming to her, I should go rip her head off. Oh never mind, I thought, I am being held to the wall by a very angry vampire who is my mate surrounded by cheaters, people who like to take chunks of shoulder off by their teeth, and two 'parents' who are about as interesting as a wall. This has to be a new world record for the absolutely worst day ever in history of history. "Umm, Jasper I think you should let me go now." I squeaked his hand was crushing my throat very hard. I watched as he shook his head, his golden locks falling over his handso- WAIT! He is my freaking brother and right now he is CHOKING me, who gives a damn if he is hot or not.

"Now Isabella, why would I let you go when you insulted me, the God of War, and basically told me my mate is cheating on me. By the way, why would you lie about such a thing?" He growled. "Well I insulted you because you ran away and became some civilized unnatural vampire in the worst town imaginable. Also, I did not lie about your wife cheating on you, she is a slut." I whispered back. Not a smart thing to say; he squeezed my neck and slammed me into the wall before biting my arm and making me writhe in horrible pain. He dropped me down on the floor and looked me dead in the eye.

"Get out of here before I tear your body into shreds and set them on fire." He snarled. I smirked at him and said, "Now Jasper, you shouldn't make empty threats I can see right through your lies." I breathed in his ear. I got up and dusted myself off while watching Jasper as he stood and glared at me with unadulterated hatred. Yikes, I should have thought this whole thing out a little better. Nothing I can do now, mess with the vampire and you get the teeth. Wow, I am talking to myself and making bad jokes, I think I am going a teensy bit crazy.

"Ok let me start over, Jasper you have to believe me; I am not lying Alice is cheating on you. That woman who came up to me was an oracle, which was why I didn't eat her. She told me that Alice was cheating on you." I pleaded. I watched as Jaspers face took on a blank look. No hatred or happiness, just nothing. I was surprised when I felt an urge to go and comfort him. I had to suppress my urge to go hug him tightly in my arms and whisper soothing words.

"Jasper don't even tell me you believe her, we have been with each other for decades. She is obviously lying to you; please you have to believe me." Alice screeched sounding a lot like a banshee would if they were real. I felt hatred flowing off of Alice in waves aimed directly at me, but then I felt lust pouring out of her aimed towards, WHAT! "Alice, you're a LESBIAN, OH MY GOSH, is it possible for a vampire to get a headache." I screamed at her. I have a power where I am an empath, but I can feel everyone all over the world if I want. And right now I feel a lot of lust pouring out of her for a girl in Alaska named Tanya Denali. That is so wrong on so many different levels; I mean first of all who would give up a hunk like Jasper for a slutty succubus that used to like my ex-boyfriend. "I am going to RIP your head off of your body and slowly torture you until I feel ready to throw you into the fire." Jasper roared, getting ready to send her as much pain and hurt as he could.

"No, stop it Jasper you can't kill her, I know you want to but you know that it would be the wrong thing to do." I whispered, walking over to him. I looked into his pitch black eyes and hugged him while giving him a kiss on the side of his neck. It physically hurt me to know that he was in pain, and I wanted to console him. He was a good man no matter what anyone thought and I was glad that he was my mate. I think I already fell in love with him.

Oh crap, I am IN LOVE with JASPER! Shit, this cannot be good.