It was a peaceful night in pallet town. "So, Oak. You said you figured out how to get to the Hall of Origins?" asked Giovani. "Thats what I said, isn`t it?" answered Oak. "And Ash is now an Arceus?" said Giovani. "I think I have got a plan that will allow us to both catch all the legends, and get rid of Ash once and for all!" he said. "So what is it?" asked Oak.
"So first we wait until the legends have their next meeting. They will be the only ones in the hall at that time. Remember those stun grenades and attack proof cages? Well before entering the hall, we launch 20 of them inside to paralize the pokemon. then we use that shrink ray of yours to downsize the legends and put them in the cages.
After that we move them to your underground lab. There, we can study them and eventually possibly take their powers for ourselfs" "so, when is this all going down?" asked Oak. "Hahahahaha. Tomorrow!" answered Giovani.
Arceus and Ash just began the Meeting when the sound of breaking glass was heard. "Ash, what was that?" asked Arceus. Unfortionatly, no-one saw or heard the grenades until they were about to detonate! "Ouch! Mew, were you and Celebi playing around in Mewtwo`s lab again? ask ed Groudon. "No, we weren`t." they said. "Ash, Arceus, I can't move a muscle!" said Cobalion. "Nether can we" said Victeni, Keldeo and Zecrom. "Great. Can anybody move at all?" Arceus asked. "No" said everyone else. "perfect, Now we can't even fight whoever did this" grumbled Ash.
"That would be us" said Giovani and Oak walking in, each holding a strange gun. "Hey, what do you think your doing!?" shouted Arceus as they began to shoot each pokemon. "Nothing at all" answered Oak as the legends began to shrink to the size of Keldeo. "That is, if shrinking and capturing you counts as 'nothing'!"added Giovani.
Then, to the pokemon`s horror, The two men began picking up the legends and putting them into cages! In just 5 minuets, the two bastards had caged and loaded the trapped pokemon into an airship with a big red 'R' on either side. Then they took off. "Ash, did you know anything about this?" asked Arceus. "Hey! If I had known anything, at least ONE of us would still be out there swinging!" Ash said. "Hey Mewtwo, do you know anything that could help us out here?" asked Mew. "One one thing i know is how to disable these shock collars they put on us." he said "Also, having been created by Team Rocket has taught me a few interesting things. One of which is that they don't starve or let rare pokemon get thirsty. another thing is that they are absolute IMBISULS."
"Well can you tell us how to disable these things?" asked Virision. "Simple. Just ask Zaptos to fire a CONTROLLED E.M.P. wave thats just enough to fry the copper wiring in the things." said Mewtwo. "Zaptos?" "On it!" she said. Then a soft click was heard. "Oh, and by the way, try to act as if you are getting electrocuted if you feel them start to vibrate a bit." added Mewtwo.
"Also, since Mew`s cage had an electric lock on it, she can probably use Substitute and escape." Ash said. "OK, lets try it" said Mew. and son of a gun, her gage opened. "Mew, teleport out of here and go find officer Jenny. once you find her, tell her what is going on and where to find us!" Arceus said before Mew ported away, leaving a animated decoy of her in her cage. Just as she disappeared, the doors on the chopper opened up. "Giovani, remind me never to let you drive again" said Oak. "come on, and help me unload you old fart!" said Giovani. "Hey, I may be older than you, but without my help you would never have gotten within 90 miles of the Hall of Origin!" argued Oak.
When they finished unloading the pokemon, they took Ash and Arceus to a pokemon analyzer and put them inside. "Ash, what is this thing?" asked Arceus. "Just a pokemon analyzer" he answered. "Ash, for once I`m kind of getting scared" she said. "From what Gary told me, this thing is just going to scan us, take a DNA sample, and stuff like that" Ash told her. "Wait, isn`t Gary the Professor`s grandson?" asked Arceus. "Hey you are right. And Oak gives him full access to the lab`s layout" Ash said. "And judging by what I have seen, Oak will spill his plan to him the moment he gets home!" Arceus said.
Just as they finished talking, they herd a whirring noise. "OK, Arceus this may hurt a bit" Ash told her. Then a hatch in the machine opened up and robotic arms came out and grabbed the two of them. Then two small needles were lowered into the container before being stuck into them for a moment. "Ouch! Ash what is this?" asked Arceus. "I think the Machine is just taking a DNA sample" Ash said as the needles were pulled out of them. Then a bar of light was moved around them. After that, the machine stopped making noise before the side opened. then the arms released them and Oak picked them up. He proceeded to put them in a sort of multi-habitat room. Then he left two pokeblocks in front of them before closing the door on the wall.
"Ok, in hindsight apparently, Giovani either decided to shape up a little bit after the last time I met him Because of one or more of the following factors: The 3 years of jail time, Oak has been rubbing off on him, he was afraid of what we would do to him if we escaped, or the fact that we are beings of immense power" said Ash to Arceus as they sat there and contemplated what the FUCKING HELL just happened to them.
"Ash why are you eating that?" asked Arceus as he picked up and ate his pokeblock. "Well Arceus, during my travels in Hoen, I learned about these things called pokeblocks.
They are like candy made from berrys" Ash told her. "But I still don`t think you should eating one that HE gave you" Arceus said. "Hey, I haven't eaten since yesterday because of the damn diet that Deoxys put me on. He thinks that just because he is so thin, that makes anyone else fat!" Ash retorted. "plus this really does taste good" he added before finishing his pokeblock.
"So there that good, huh?" asked Arceus poking at the treat in front of her. "I`ll give you my Fairy Life Plate if you try it and don't like it" Ash said. "Wait, since when did you get a fairy type Life Plate?" she asked. "Kalos region" Ash answered. "Fine, I`ll try it" said Arceus. "Hey, this is actually really good" she said. "SEE I told you, didn't I?" said Ash.
Just as she finished, the hatch opened up and Dialga, Palkia, and Garitina were placed in the room before the hatch closed again. Hey guys" Ash said as the creation trio were rubbing the red marks on their skin. "Ouch, what was that for?" said Palkia. "Yeah, that really hurt" added Dialga. "Oh will you two quit whining!" said Garatina. " Then the hatch opened up again and Keldeo, Virision, Terricion, and Cobalion were placed in the room.
Gradually all of the legends were put into the room and each one had a similar experience. "Hey, Arceus" Ash said, "you know, I think You look cuter in this size" " Thank you Ash" she said blushing.
Eventually, everyone became tired so they all found an area that best suited them and went to sleep.
The next morning, Ash and Arceus Were given breakfast, then brought into another room and made to run on a treadmill. then, they were taken over to an examination table. there they were given a couple shots. after, that they were brought over to a tub of warm water. they were then given baths and brought back to the room.
"what happened to you guys? asked Keldeo as he and Virision stopped sword fighting and walked over to the two bedraggled pokemon. Heh Heh! You two look funny" said Virision. "Don't you get too self-righteous, it will be your turn pretty soon there bud!" ash said. "oh SHIT!" said Keldeo.
After similar questions from the other legends, Ash had the brilliant idea too play a game. they got Azelf to make an interactive holographic spinner. After they got Celebi, Moltress, Garitina, and Jirichi,
They Spun the spinner and it landed on Garitina. "Garitina, truth or dare?" asked Jirichi. "Um, lets see. Dare" he answered. "I dare you to say who you have a crush on" Jirichi said. "Well, I have feelings for Cressilea" said Garitina. "GARITINA ILL KILL YOU!" shouted Darkri before shooting a Dark Pulse at Garitina. When he recovered the only thing he said was 'ow'.
"Ash, truth or dare? asked Garitina. 'Dare" he said. "I dare you to go and make out with Arceus" said Garitina. Ash then walked over to Arceus and deeply and passionately kissed her on the lips. when they srperated, Ash said to Garitina "Dude that wasn't really that much of a dare."
"Moltres, truth or dare?" Ash asked. "truth" he said . Moltres, Do you have a crush on Articuno?" "Yes" said Moltres. Just then, the main door opened. "Hey Ashy-boy" said Gary. "Over here!" Ash said. "Ash? I don't see you" said Gary "Gary, remember what I told you about me becoming an arceus?" asked Ash as he walked over. "Yeah" he said looking around. "Well, this is me. Take a good look." Ash said. "well i have some good news and badd news. The good news is that Mew got to the police. The bad news is, They don't have a clue as to where you are" said Gary. "also they are going to let you guys out side but on leashes." "Great. so I went from pokemon trainer, to a god, to a Prisoner, and now i`m a pet!" grumbled Ash. "Hey, it could be much worse" said Gary. "just my luck!" said both Ash and Arceus.
The next day, like Gary said, the legends were taken out back and put on leashes. "Hey Ash, you and Arceus both look really cute together!" laughed Gary. Hearing this pissed Ash and Arceus off, so they decided to make Gary suffer the same exact treatment. First they picked him up with Psychic. After they brought him over Arceus transformed him into a new legendary. Then they launched him through Oaks study window.
when oak saw Gary, he shrank HIM, put him into the analyzer, and put him outside on a spare leash. "When Ash and the other legends saw this, they burst out in laughter at Gary. "Ash, remind me to hurt you later!" shouted Gary. "Hey Gary, now who`s laughing at who?" asked Arceus. "You two are lucky i`m only able to use physical attacks and I`m too far away to hit you with them" said Gary. "Welcome to the club!" said Arcticuno.
Inside, Oak was wondering where Gary was. He just assumed that He was on another journey. Boy was he wrong! "Hey Giovani, you won't believe what just happened!" said Oak. "This brand new legendary pokemon just crashed through my window" "Nice, did you shrink and catch it!?" asked Giovani. "Yep, I sure as hell did" said Oak.
That night, Oak brought in all the legends and put them in the room. Gary had forgot all about beating the living fucking crap out of Ash and Arceus. This was mainly because that they were both gods. And since he was now a pokemon, if he got hit by an attack, it would hurt much more than if he was still a human.
"Ash what do you guys usually do for fun?" asked Gary. Shut the fuck up!" said Suisune. "we`ll let you know tomorrow." Ash and Arceus held each other as they fell asleep. "oh well, might as well do the same" said Gary as he too fell asleep.
Eventually, morning came. And with it came the tests. Ash and Arceus were taken out of the room and put in a testing room. The room had a camera in it as well as a strange shower head like thing in the center. "Well Ash, I wonder what they are planing on doing to us today" said Arceus. A few seconds later, the shower head started spraying a strange chemical onto the two pokemon.
Ash walked over to Arceus who suddenly jumped on him. "Ash, I-i don't know why, but I want you inside of me" she said. Ash who was feeling the same way about her turned her onto her back. he decided he would start by teasing her pussy. Arceus moaned as he began to lick and suck on her slit.
"Oh Ash, Please s-stop teasing me" said Arceus. "No, not yet" Ash replied. "Please, I-I-I beg of you!" she screamed out in pure pleasure. "Not until you give me what I really want" said Ash. the movement from ash`s tung drove Arceus right over the edge and she came into his mouth. "Please, Ash" she panted. he nodded and proceeded to push himself into her. "Oh yes!' she moaned as he thrust in and out of her. Since she had just came, it took almost no time at all for her to climax again. when her walls tensed up around him, he shot load after load into her womb. "Thank you Ash" she said before the room opened up and the two were bathed again, dried, and brought back to the other legends.
"So what did they test on you?" Ash asked Gary. "Just my speed and other stats" answered Gary. "What about You and Arceus?" "Do you REALLY want to know, Gary?" asked Ash. "Well, I told you what they did to me, now its your turn to tell me" said Gary. "Well don't say I didn't warn you" said Ash before using Sight Shareing to show him what happened to them. "DEAR ARCEUS!" shouted Gary. "You do realize that You know the move Amnesia" said Ash when Gary had quit shreaking. "OH, right!" said Gary.
"So Ash, you told me you would tell me what you do for fun as pokemon" said Gary after he had finished bleaching his brain. "Yeah, Uxie, Dialga, Keldeo, Arceus, and Enti. We`re playing truth or dare with Gary!" called Ash. "Uxie, if you would" "Sure thing" she said forming another bottle. Ash spun it and it landed on Gary! "Truth or dare?" asked Ash. "Dare" he said. "I dare you to find A female legendary and kiss her." said Ash. "This will be easy" said Gary.
He then walked over to Suicune and kissed her. "I really didn't think that my mate would be part human!" said Suicune. "AAASSSSSHHHHHH!" shouted Gary. "You mean you don`t love me?" cried Suicune. "Don't cry. Yes I love you." said Gary. "Come on dear, lets play truth or dare together!" said Suicune as she dragged him back to Ash`s group.
"Arceus, Truth or Dare?" asked Gary. "Truth" said Arceus. "Is it true that you and Ash are in love?" he asked. "As a mater of fact, we are" said Ash and Arceus together. "Suicune, truth or dare?" asked Arceus. "Dare" said the legendary dog. "I dare you to shoot Enti with Hyper Beam" said Arceus. "HYPER BEAM!" she shouted before sending her brother flying backwards. "Keldeo, truth or dare?" asked Enti. "Truth!" the young swordsman said. "Is it true that when you fought Kyurem, he frose you in so much ice that they got a charizard to Blast Burn you out?" asked Enti. "Yes, and that was not one of my better weeks!" said Keldeo. "Dialga truth or dare?" said Keldeo. "Dare" said Dialga. "I dare you to do that trick with your diamond" said Keldeo. "Fine, I hate you so much!" said the time dragon before turning his jewel pink. this made tie lines on his body also turn pink. "How long?" asked Dialga. "Until we finish the game" said Keldeo. "Ash, truth or dare?" asked the now pink dragon. "Truth" said Ash. "What did you show Gary that made him scream like a little girl earlier?" Dialog asked. Ash then proceeded to show what happened to them. "DEAR ARCEUS!" screamed Dialga. "I think that we should have warned him first, dear" said Arceus.
When they stopped the game, it was getting pretty late. Ash and Arceus fell asleep together, as did Gary and Suicune.
Ash and Arceus Woke up to the sound of sirens. "Hey Gary, Wake up!" said Ash. "Morning` Ash. What time is it?" asked Gary. "I think it`s time for us to be rescued" said Suicune. Just as they said that, the door was pried open. "Hello, my name is Officer Jenny." said the woman who was holding a crowbar in her hand. "We`re sorry we took so long. We had to figure out where you were being held"
said Mew flying in. "Well, better late than never" said Arceus as she walked over.
"We have arrested The professor and Giovani for the following crimes; kidnapping, assault, invasion of privacy, breaking and entering, property damage, and pokemon cruelty." said a growlithe. "Would you please tell us if they hurt any of you in any way, shape, or form" asked Officer Jenny. "Well, they did put shock collars on us and caught us using small cages, a shrink ray, and these paralysis grenades" said Ash. "We`ll now begin escorting you all out" said the growlithe.
Once all of the legends were outside, Officer Jenny used the reverse setting on the shrink guns to restore all of them to they`r actual sizes. "Hey Ash, Where am I going to go now? asked Gary. "Well you could live with us in the Hall of Origins" offered Arceus. "Thanks. And also how do I change to my human form?" asked Gary. "Simply imagine yourself breaking out of your current form" Ash answered.
When Ash, Arceus, and Gary entered the hall, they saw their other friends minding there own business. "Hey Ash, Arceus where have you been?" asked Brock when he saw them. "Well, Oak and Giovani decided to say hi" said Ash. "then the two of them immobilized, shrank, caged, and kidnapped us" said Arceus. "they then basically went and experimented on us" said Ash.
"Why is Gary with you two?" asked Misty. "So when he saw us put on leashes, he started making fun of us so we made him into a new legendary pokemon and got him into the same predicament as us" Ash said. "Didn`t we tell you we should have stayed with you guys during the meeting?" asked Dawn.
"Whatever" said Ash and Arceus together.
"So Gary, how do you like being a pokemon?" asked Ash. "I guess it`s just different" he answered.
"Well, There are a ton of rooms for you to pick from. Go and pick one!" said Dawn. When Gary left, Ash walked into the kitchen and made himself some salad. Arceus went into there room and started watching the Pokemon battle network. when she turned on the TV, there was a contest for an all expenses paid trip for two to the Rainbow Region. She then went to the phone and called the number on the screen. And thanks to Victini flying into the room, She was the first lucky caller.
"ASH, I THINK I KNOW WHERE OUR NEXT ADVENTURE IS GOING TO BE!" shouted Arceus.