How you know if you are a crazy Twilight fan:
1. At school you and your friends act like the Cullens.
2. You leave notes at your house for Edward whenever there is a change in your schedule so he knows not to come over that afternoon.
3. Vampires are real and anyone who tries to tell you otherwise has obviously got a death wish.
4. When people make fun of Twilight and/or your obsession with it your crouch down and growl at them.
5. You ask people in public if they've seen your short dark-haired sister Alice.
6. Your favourite past time is thinking about Edward…
7. You put on body glitter and stay away from people when it's sunny.
8. You and your friends like to look out for Cullen-Cars, or Cullen-Worthy-Cars.
9. As soon as the movie for Breaking Dawn comes out you will buy a baby doll that looks exactly like Renesmee.
10. You have watched Twilight so many times you know at least one of the scenes off by heart.