Naru: Ok I changed my mind. This is now a three-shot and the lemon will be in the next chapter. BTW I forgot to mention this is based off a true story and the beginning of this chapter will make you laugh your ass off! BTW sorry for the characters being OOC. If you want to know why they are just ask.

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Sakura: So I'll be heading down there next week?

Shino: Sounds good to me. Al will be happy to see you.

Kankuro: If he doesn't run off to Kiba's.

Sakura: He wouldn't we've been planning this for months.

Kankuro: You'd be surprised.

Ino: Come on I really doubt he would go through the trouble of getting you down there and then bale. Besides I thought Kiba was going to be there too.

Sakura: You may have a point there.

Shino: Speaking of Kiba.

Kiba has joined the party

Kiba: Sup!

Sakura: Nothing much.

Ino: Oh Naruto is back. And he's with Sasuke!

Sakura:…I thought you guys went back to school today.

Ino: My mom said and I quote "I want to spend one more day with you."

Sakura: You spent a whole week with her!

Ino: I didn't spend it with her. I spent it at the park and on the computer.

Kiba: Nice!

Ino: And Sasuke got invited to diner.

Sakura: Sure you guys get to spend a lot of time with Sasuke and I never get to see him.

Ino: I'm sorry. But hey if he starts getting along with Naruto maybe you'll end up with two boyfriends!

Sakura: Urusai! (1)

Kida: Oh that would make you one lucky girl Sakura.

Ino: I love having a bunch of bi friends!

Kankuro: I guess that makes Shino and me the odd ones.

Ino: Yup!

Shino: Looks like it.

Sasuke has entered the party

Naruto has entered the party

Naruto: Sup guys?

Sakura: Only things that make me want to hurt Ino and Kiba!

Kiba: Should I run?

Ino: What do you think I'm doing?

Sasuke: As lively as ever.

Naruto: What did they do?

Sasuke: They probably said something that caused a blush.

Naruto: God will ya talk like a normal person!

Sakura: No one here is normal.

Kiba: Because normal is boring!

Naruto: At the very least act like you're from this time! Sasuke acts like he's from 1847!

Sasuke: You are giving me a head ache Dobe.

Naruto: Don't call me that Teme!

Shino: Here we go again.

Kiba: I'm starting to get used to this.

Sakura: Come on guys can we get through a convo with out you killing each other!

Naruto: Sure. Leave Sasuke out of it and there won't be any fights.

Ino: Naruto!

Kankuro: *Sigh* It never ends!

Ino: I just noticed something. My mom and dad aren't home.

Sakura: And they got you another day off from school so you could spend time with them. And then leave!

Ino: I now right!

Kiba: What is wrong with these people!

Shino: It just went quiet.

Ino: Oh yeah Naruto just tackled Sasuke again and then he ran out of the room. Sasuke went with him and I think Naruto knows where I hid the swords.

Sakura: Well stop them!

Ino: Neh I'm too lazy.

Kankuro: Good job Ino.

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[With Naruto and Sasuke]

Naruto threw a punch aimed for Sasuke's head. Sasuke caught the punch and tripped the blonde. Naruto started to roll down the stairs but he grabbed the railing. Pulling himself up Sasuke attacked Naruto by jumping at him and grabbing him around the waist. The blonde felt his back hit the ground and groaned in pain. He opened his eyes to find Sasuke had pinned him down.

"Are you quite done? Honestly you'd think I was breaking into your house."

"I am not done until I beat you!" Naruto struggled against Sasuke's hold but the raven did not loosen his grip.

"Oh really. Fine if you won't give up now you really give me no choice." Sasuke leaned down his face now inches from Naruto's. Sasuke brushed his lips against the blonde's but before anything happened Naruto turned his head away but this action only made things worse. Sasuke smirked and kissed Naruto's neck. He ran his tongue over the pulse point then sucked.

"S-Sasuke cut it out!" Naruto bit his lip and tried to get away again before Ino came to find them or his parents come home. Sasuke stopped sucking on the blonde's neck but bit down on the same spot. Naruto yelped and groaned before he bit his lip again to keep such sounds away. "Stop!" And the raven did. He looked at Naruto with a smirk.

"Are you finished?" Naruto nodded and Sasuke got up and quickly walked up stairs. Naruto laid there staring at the ceiling trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

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[Chat]

Sasuke: I'm back.

Ino: Wheres Naruto?

Sasuke: He is probably in the living room staring at the ceiling.

Sakura: Why?

Sasuke: Where is Kankuro.

Shino: He had to sleep, work tomorrow.

Sasuke: Is that so?

Ino: Why is Naruto staring at the ceiling!

Kiba: I was wondering the same thing.

Sasuke: I honestly don't know. Wait a little and you can ask him.

Ino: I can ask him now. He's back.

Naruto: Hey guys.

Ino: Naruto is that a hickey on your neck?

Shino: What!

Sakura: Say what now!

Naruto: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Ino: There's a bruise on your neck!

Naruto: Sasuke hit me in the neck duh!

Ino: What ever you say.

Sakura: Sasuke did you really hit Naruto in the neck.

Sasuke: I did not hit him, I merely defended myself.

Ino: Did you give him the hickey.

Naruto: What kind of question is that!

Kiba: A good one!

Sasuke: I do not feel a need to answer that.

Ino: Is that a yes!

Sasuke: I did not say that.

Ino: Then it's a no?

Sasuke: I did not say that either.

Naruto: Damn it Teme stop being so vague!

Sakura: Calm down guys.

Kiba: It so is a hickey!

Naruto: How would ya know! You're not here!

Kiba: Denial!

Ino: Ha!

Naruto: That's it I'm leavin!

Naruto has left the party.

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"Oh come on Naruto I'm just having a little fun!" Ino yelled at her brother's retreating back. Once she was sure the other blonde was gone she turned to Sasuke. "You know if you really gave him that hickey you have to tell Sakura. She is your girlfriend after all." Sasuke turned away from her and stared at the computer.

"I know. However I need to tell her when no one else is there to hear." Sasuke closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "Why must these things be so difficult?"

"It's not that bad. Look at it this way; if everything works out you can have an awesome threesome!" Ino said cheerfully. Sasuke sighed at her words. Some how he knew she would say that.

"Ino please I don't need to hear this now. I have enough to worry about." Sasuke turned to her and smiled. "But thank you for trying to cheer me up."

"Anytime Sasuke. After all you're like family." Ino spun in her office chair like a little kid. They heard the door open down stairs and two voices come from the front door.

"We're home! Sorry we're late!" Sasuke and Ino stood walking down stairs to see Kushina and Minato standing in the entry way. Ino ran to Kushina hugging her.

"Welcome home mommy!" She then attached to Minato. "Welcome home daddy!"

"Welcome home Mr. and Mrs. Uzumaki." Sasuke greeted them as proper as ever.

"Where is Naruto?" Kushina asked with a smile. Naruto could be heard coming down the stairs and everyone looked up.

"Welcome home mom, dad." Naruto grinned at them attempting to show them that nothing was wrong. Kushina's smile fell and turned into a look of surprise.

"Naruto what is that on your neck?" The blonde's hand smacked onto the spot to hide it wishing he covered it with a bandage or something. Minato walked quickly to him pulling his hand away. Minato grinned the same grin as Naruto.

"Why my boy must have some girl! You should have had her stay for diner!" Minato ruffled Naruto's hair and Sasuke chuckled while Ino tried her best not to burst out with laughter.

"Sorry dad. A girl didn't make that!" Ino finally said falling over with laughter. Minato had slight surprise on his face then turned to Sasuke and smirked.

"Well it doesn't matter. Lets go have dinner shell we?" He said walking toward the dining room.

'I have a bad feeling about this.' Naruto thought as he followed his dad planning ways to kill Sasuke.

"Oh and Kinta will be home soon." Kushina decided to mention as she pulled walked into the Kitchen. The three teens froze.

"I thought he was staying at a friend's until tomorrow." Ino hoped her words were true and her mom was just messing with her. No she prayed and she didn't really believe in god. Though she hasn't seen proof of his existence or nonexistence.

"Well his friend's mom wants him to come home." Minato said closing the subject.

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[Ok so the scene that was skipped is kind of private in a way that really shouldn't be shared with anyone out side my family so hope you don't mind but you might have trouble understanding the beginning of this time skip.]

"Shut up Kinta!" Ino yelled at the little boy that looked like their mother. Naruto stood up his bangs hiding his eyes and left the room for his own. Minato and Kushina both glared at the little boy with sadness and anger.

"Kinta we love you very much. However this behavior is unacceptable." Kushina started and sighed when the boy glared at her.

"You're grounded for two weeks." Minato finished Kushina's words and the boy left the table.

"I'll go check on Naruto." Ino said but before she stood Sasuke stopped her shaking his head.

"No, I will go. Fighting with me may make him feel better." Sasuke got out of the chair and made his way to the stairs. He navigated threw the large house with ease and found himself at the blonde's door. He didn't bother knocking he just opened the door to see Naruto lying on the bed his face buried in a pillow.

"Go away Teme." Naruto said with out turning to him. Sasuke didn't listen and walked the rest of the way in closing the door behind him.

"You ok?" Sasuke asked taking a seat on the bed.

"No I'm not ok. My little brother hates me for no damn reason and all I can do is sit there and let him yell at me." Naruto growled sitting up to face Sasuke. The raven shook his head sighing deeply. He grabbed Naruto's arm and pulled him over into a hug. "Sasuke?" Naruto was surprised to say the least. Sure Sasuke was known to be a nice guy but Naruto always treated him badly.

"Do not blame yourself for your brother's insecurities. He only blames you because unlike your sister you will not fight back with your fists." Sasuke said tightening his hold on the older boy. Naruto buried his face in Sasuke's chest breathing in the sent that was well known to him. Naruto realized the sent of Sasuke was similar to saffron.

"I just feel bad for him. He isn't like me and my sister. He isn't gifted like we are." Naruto said against the other's chest and Sasuke buried his face in the blonde locks in response.

Naruto took a deep shaky breath before wrapping his arms around the boy. He felt comfort in Sasuke's arms, something he hadn't expected at all. Sasuke grabbed the hair on the back of Naruto's head and moved the blonde so he was looking at him. Naruto stared into Sasuke's piercing dark blue eyes and found he was not surprised when they closed and pale lips touched his tan ones. Naruto closed his blue eyes and sighed into the kiss. The blonde wouldn't have minded going further but reality hit him hard when a knock was heard at the door. Finally fully thinking about what just happened, Naruto pulled away from Sasuke lying down on the bed away from the Raven.

The door opened and Kushina walked in with a worried look. Sasuke stood smiling at the woman. "He's fine. I should be heading home." Sasuke bowed to the woman in respect. "Thank you for dinner."

"You're welcome Sasuke. Please come visit again soon." Sasuke nodded and left the room walking to Ino's room to tell her bye.

Kushina sat on the blonde's bed and was about to speak but Naruto cut her off. "I'm fine mom. I just want to be alone fore a bit."

"Ok. If you need anything just call." The woman said before leaving the room. Naruto sat up and looked at the spot where Sasuke had been moment's ago. He stood and walked to the window looking out to see the raven walking away from his house. Naruto brought his hand to his face and ran his fingers over his lips.

"What's happening?" He questioned himself.

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Naru: Ok I wanted to say sorry it took way longer then I thought to write but school was being a pain and then when summer came work was being a bigger pain. Anywho I'll get the next chapter out sooner then I got this one I promise!

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