Chapter 2: Enter the Mask! What's Under Kurotakashitsuhamaru's Mask?
"So, you decided to accept my challenge," said Kurotakashitsuhamaru now wearing an emo mask.
"Dude, you're still wearing that get up?" said Nobu smiling.
"What are those two doing here?" said the emo cosplayer as he points to a blonde and a dwarf.
"Well Donathan's gay but I don't know why Mokubo is here," answered Nobu.
"I'm a reoccurring supporting character so duty to be here." Mokubo said promptly.
"Well, unlike shorty here, like some people have places to like, go to," Donathan said with a pissed look.
"Like, season six of Greg's Anatomy DVDs are on sale today. Let's just like get this duel like over with so I can like get to the mall before it closes."
"Then its time to ddddduelllll!" Kurotakashitsuhamaru declared as he changes his emo mask to a yugioh mask.
"Look, we aren't gonna ripoff Yu-Gi-Oh more than Duel Masters already has." uttered Nobu.
"Hey, where are the hostages you promised?" asked Mokubo.
"Oh yea, the writer forgot all about that part and didn't put anything about that on this episode." answered Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "It will probably be filled in on the next epioside."
"Whatever. Shields up! I'll go first." said Nobu as random cheesy holographic lights formed to shields appearing before both duelist.
"Wait!" yelled Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "We have to explain to the readers how Duel Masters is played."
"We didn't explain it on the first episode so why explain it now?" questioned Nobu.
"Well, last episode didn't really count since you won in one tur_."
"Shut up Mokubo." Nobu quickly said.
"The readers of this fanfic should already know how the game goes and most of the creatures' names. We only gonna use the first couple card sets for this season. If we make enough money for next season, they can sponsor us for the newer cards.
"Like, for reals?" asked Donathan. "Then I'm like totally gonna make a ninja deck in season two."
"What about the readers that don't know how to play Duel Masters?" asked Kurotakashitsuhamaru.
"Well, they can always go to Duel Masters Wiki and learn how to play." stated Mokubo. "And if they have sucky DSL internet connection, there's always the original Duel Masters anime series on Cartoon Network."
"That series didn't teach shit." said Nobu. "All it did was help me copy Shobu's fire deck cuz for some reason, Shobu always wins with Bolshack Dragon and he only has one copy of it in his deck."
"Yeah, like I call bullshits on that," Donathan announced. "You always beat me with that like, doushe dragon."
"You also copied his nam_"
"Shut up Mokubo."
"Well alright then," agreed Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "But we better get more readers on this fanfic or else I'm taking over for scripting!"
The duel finally started after reading half of today's scripted. We now skipped to turn 2 since no one wants to read "I charge mana and end my turn" over and over on the first turn.
"Summon Mini Titan Gett," said Nobu.
"I summon Spinning Terror, the Wretched," said Kurotakashitsuhamaru.
"Devil mask creatures huh," said Nobu. "You really got to do something about that mask fetish of yours."
"My turn. I cast Phantom Dragon Flame to destroy your mask creature. Mini Titan Gett, attack his shields, ike!"
One of Kurotakashitsuhamaru's shields shattered and assembled into a card placed in his hand.
"Saying ike?" laughed Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "Why didn't you say it in the first episode. You don't have to act like a main character from the show."
"I AM the main character so hurry up and go!"
"Ha, why rush? I summon Grinning Axe, the Monstrosity."
"Eww like I hate slayer cards." murmured Donathan. "Like Nobu needs to hurry and like win this duel cuz the store closes in like, twenty minutes."
"I evolve Mini Titan Gett into Armored Blaster Valdios. Double breaker his shields, ike!"
"Shield Trigger! I cast Proclamation of Death. You must choose one of your creatures to_"
"Dude! I know. I can read," Nobu commented. "I thought we agreed not to explain the rules and cards and stuff."
"Well I'm gonna say what I want to say to get more lines on this fanfic!" yelled Kurotakashitsuhamaru.
"My turn. I summon Nightmare Invader and attack with Grinning Axe, the Monstrosity"
"You just gave me the card I needed," smiled Nobu. "I summon Immortal Baron Vorg and the speed attacker, Pyrofighter Magus, break his shield, ike."
"Fool! It's another shield trigger! I cast Terror Pit on Pyrofighter Magus," Kurotakashitsuhamaru gladly declared.
"Now I cast Death Smoke on your Immortal Baron Vorg, leaving you with no creatures on your side of the field. My creatures, break another pair of his shields!"
"Oh yeah? I summoned the one and only, Bolshack Dragon!" shouted Nobu.
Dragonforce music started popping out of nowhere as the great armored dragon materialized behind Nobu.
"So I'm guessing the summoning of the big creatures will only be appearing in the script?" wondered Mokubo.
"You know nothing of the power of the Mask!" shouted Kurotakashitsuhamaru.
The dragonforce started fading away as dark clouds began to form in the sky making day into night.
"I now evolve Grinning Axe, the Monstrosity to Evil Incarnate! Now Bolshack dragon dies on your next turn."
The little mask creature transformed with an ominous light into a demonic figure.
"Crap! Not Bolshack.." Nobu said in his mind.
"Well you shouldn't have played Bolshack Dragon so fas_"
"Shut the fuck up Mokubo!" Nobu demanded. "The main character has to win with Bolshack Dragon! And why is every creature card in this guy's deck has to be a fuckin mask?"
"Masks are the symbol of the evil villains!" roared Kurotakashitsuhamaru as he changed masks once again into a Char Aznable mask.
"Haven't you seen the Gundam series! Every main antagonist always wears a mask. It's the rules!
"But all of them had blonde hair and yet yours is clearly as black as ours," said Nobu.
"Not all of them! Kurotakashitsuhamaru quickly shouted. "The bad guy with the mask in G Gundam had black hair!"
"But he doesn't count cuz he was wearing half a ma_"
"Shut up Mokubo!" demanded Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "I tried dying it this morning but things backfired so shut up!"
"Now, Evil Incarnate, break his last 2 shields!"
Nobu's last two shields shattered into pieces. However, a evil grin appeared on Nobu's face.
"See!" Nobu said with a sinister looking smiled. "I cast shield trigger, Tornado Flame on Nightmare Invader. Now I'll be able to win cuz I can't possibly lose on the second episode."
"The hell?" thought Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "Cmon writer. He won on the first episode already. Can't I get a win?"
"Nope, cuz it's my turn now," smirked Nobu.
Bolshack Dragon vanished into particles due to Evil Incarnate's ability.
"Well you no longer have Bolshack to win the game for you," uttered Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "How can you possibly win without the only card you can use to declare a finishing move?"
"With this!" shouted Nobu as he raised the card to the heavens. "I summon... another Bolshack Dragon! Cue the Dragonforce!"
"Hey, what gives?" asked Mokubo. "You never had two Bolshack Dragons in your de_"
"Shut up Moku..hey wait, where's Donathan?" Nobu questioned.
"Oh, Donathan got picked up from one of his two lesiban moms," responded Mokubo. "They got him the DVDs. Now he's gonna be on a Grey's Anatomy marathon all weekend."
"So what if you still have another Bolshit Dragon on the field," said Kurotakashitsuhamaru as his Evil Incarnate was destroyed due to its own effect.
"I summon Acid Reflux, the Fleshboiler. It's a blocker with the slayer ability. Let's see if your Bolshack Dragon can survive this one."
"Easy," laughed Nobu. "I summon Twincannon Skyterror and cast the spell, Comet Missile to destroy your blocker!"
A wyvern with two long ass cannons strapped on its shoulder wings materialized to Nobu's aid.
"Shit!" cried Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "A speed attacker and a spell?"
"Ha," chuckled Nobu. "You know, if this fanfic turned in a real anime series, they would probably censor out the shit phrases and censor out the shit in your name! Hahaha!"
"Grr, if this last shield isn't a trig_"
The remaining shield exploded into fragments from the blast of Nobu's Skyterror and slowly returning into its preformed card shape.
"No trigger huh?" Nobu said with confidence. "Alright. That's a rap. Bolshack Dragon, finish him! Totomeda!
"Bolshack Dragon fires the finishing blow to the mask maniac. All of his cards scatter in the air as Kurotakashitsuhamaru was flung into the sky.
There was a crack appearing on his mask right between the love kanji on the forehead area.
"Hey, since when did you change your mask to Gaara's face?" Nobu asked.
More cracks started forming on Kurotakashitsuhamaru's mask and pieces of the mask began falling out like if he was actually crying.
"Hey! Who says I'm crying?" shouted Kurotakashitsuhamaru as he was trying to put the mask back together like a puzzle.
"Yes!Finally! This means the episode is almost over," cheered Mokubo. "Everyone knows that after the bad guy reveals his effed up face, there's gonna be a lots of ohhhhhs and ahhhhs and a giant cliffhanger waiting for the next episode."
"Hey, I know you," noticed Nobu. "You're that guy I copied off test answers last week. Dude, you suck at Algebra more than me! And we're Asian!"
It was a kid from his class with that huge ass buck tooth beaver braces.
"Oh yea," remembered Mokubo. "I was suppose to let you copy off of me but I was absent that day cuz of a physical...it sucks having prostate cancer at my age.
"Would you all just shut up!" yelled Kurotakashitsuhamaru. "I lost to this Shobu imitation again! Who the hell is in charge of scripting!"
"Wait? I kicked your ass at card games before?" thought Nobu.
"You don't remember?" Kurotakashitsuhamaru asked. "It was last month's city tournament. I lost to you on the first round. I was wearing a mask so you probably couldn't see my face.
"Oh right, you were the one I was dueling with that stupid cookie monster mask," said Nobu.
"It was suppose to be Elmo! ...but they sold out," said the Elmo lover.
"Cmon, when is this episode gonna end?" raged Mokubo. "I call shots on the spotlight for the next episode."
"You as the main character for the day would be such a boring episode to read..." yawned Nobu. "Well, we don't have school tomorrow so I'm gonna sleep in. Night guys."
"Wait. Why is it still night time?" wonder Mokubo. "Mask boy's creature is gone now. I blame global warming."
"This isn't over Nobu!" shouted Kurotakashitsuhamaru as he walks away like a sore loser. "I'll get my revenge! I'll beat you! You'll see! You'll all see! Buddha only waits three times! I still have two more times!"
Kurotakashitsuhamaru walks away backwards saying that stupid line and then trips and fall like he's high or something.
"He really has to lay off the crack," thought Nobu.