DISCLAIMER: I know. J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, yadada-yadada. And if you think I'm trying to steal it, I want the Weasley twins + Ron as my lawyer.
Chapter 2/Beat The Naturals
Fred: See Ronnikins, our hair is red!
George: Mwuhahaha, you can't beat us now!
Ron: …Why would I bet you?
Fred: Our hair is red!
George: Exactly!
Ron: Your hair has always been red.
Fred: Yesterday it was green!
Ron: But before that, it has always been red.
George: Why aren't you fighting Ronnikins?
Ron: Why would I?
Fred: Because our hair is RED!
George: It is dyed red!
Fred: As in 'Not our natural hair color'!
Ron: It looks like your natural hair color.
George: But there is a difference!
Ron: I can't see it.
Fred: Look closely!
Ron: Still can't see it. And ouch! You're hurting my eye!
George: Yes!
Fred: We won!
Ron: What? How exactly did you win?
George: You complained-
Fred: -And thereby you lose!
Ron: You can't win just because you stick your hair – which is still not colored by the way – up in my eye!
George: We can too!
Fred: Besides, you failed. Just as we expected you too!
Ron: How did I-?
George: Our hair really is dyed!
Fred: But you wouldn't believe us, and so we win!
George: So now the score is 1 vs. 1!
Ron: It is not! And we're not keeping score!
Fred: It is! And we are!
George: And now we will retreat with victory!
Fred: Bye Ronnikins!
Ron: You so did not win.
George: We heard that, King Weasel!
George&Fred: *Are Now Gone*