Zanarkand
Zanarkand was as bright as on the starry night of the blitzball finals. As usual running up huge electricity bills and destroying lifes.
The story begins with a young blitzball player called Tidus just setting out for the game when suddenly he was attacked my fans oh no.
OK so this isn't in the slightest scary but... the fans had rabies and razor sharp pens.
OK still not scary enough for you. Oh its so hard to please people these days. Time for the scary part. They wanted to have sex with Tidus all of them even the men.
OK I know your getting bored so I'll start the story.
Everyone wanted Tidus to sign their blitzballs. The down side to this was Tidus was so dumb he couldn't even spell his own name. There was Tudus Turnip and even Have Sex with me . I think that one was deliberate.
Just as Tidus had finished signing the blitzballs he noticed a small boy all on is own.
Meanwhile in Tidus' brain.
"Must rape, must rape, must rape and get mummy to help me spell I"
Back outside.
Tidus had just walked up to the boy with a smile like a maniac on his face. "Love me you fool" he tried to kiss the boy.
SLAP
"What was that for"
The boy had put on a straight face and then he started to cough.
Cough homo cough sexual cough
Tidus had backed off a little to avoid germs. "Bad cough you've got there. I'd best be going now"
As he ran away he noticed a woman giving a boy CPR. He noticed this and had an idea.
He fainted near a man who went to give him CPR but Tidus pulled the mans pants off and then "it" began.
One hour later
Tidus had just noticed the time. He was running at top speed towards the stadium.
Halfway their he noticed his dad on the news. "Hello Daddy. I love you."
At the stadium Tidus was surrounded by a crowd who wanted to hump him. After letting the men do it with him he ran into the stadium.
The stadium was quiet, to quiet. Tidus took out a gun and stared James Bonding round the corners.
Eventually he made it to the middle of the stadium where he beat up Jaws. He decided to soak his feet and look cool but he fell into the water.
Suddenly a dome of water started to form the game had begun.
Tidus faked right then left then he was knocked out of the dome, again. That was the two thousandth three hundredth and sixty fifth time.
He decided he would try to get thrown through the top of the dome and then fall in again. He put his plan into action and was knocked out when he noticed the ball was coming toward him. He did the best back flip he could and then he saw Sin for the very first time.
I promised you fiend versions but they'll be coming in the next chaphter.