Hey guys. Your reviews for the first chapter were lovely! Keep them coming :) Anyhow, here's your new chapter in Sango's point of view, next chapter we visit Kagome again.

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The restaurant is really crowded today. I'm bumping into customers left and right, and in all honesty, I think someone just groped me.

"Sango, thanks so much for coming in early," Kaguya says. I'm practically working Kagome's shift and my own but its more cash so I guess I can deal with it.

"It's no problem," I pick up about thirteen plates and load them into the small tub. "Kagome wouldn't have woken up in time for the morning rush anyway."

She pats me on the head, narrowly missing a grope from one of the more perverted senior citizens. "It's almost 10. Where is that bum sister of yours?"

"As I said before Kaguya-san, sleeping."

She shakes her head, and then walks away, eventually disappearing into the huge crowd. It's probably an overflow today.

I walk over to an elderly couple. "Can I take your order?"

They both nod. "We'll have the onigiri morning special."

I nod and turn to go back into the kitchen, and I almost immediately see a face, and with it being so close, I have no idea who this is, I throw out a fist.

"Fuck, Sango!"

I exhale, slightly relieved, and my cheeks feel so warm because everyone is looking at us now. Bankotsu is holding his nose, but the blood is spilling over his cupped hands.

"I'm so sorry! Come on," I say, leading him to the kitchen, even though he's not supposed to be there. If worst comes to worst, I'll make him bleed on someone who complains.

I wet a dish rig and press it to his nose. He complains, "I come here to see my girlfriend at her job, very early, and she punches me in the nose. That's real hot, Sango."

God, I hope he's being sarcastic.

I pout. "Well, I did say sorry."

"My nose is still bleeding."

"If you don't shut up, I will ram your head into an elephant and make it bleed some more."

"Where are you gonna get an elephant?"

Just for that, I push him out of the kitchen, holding the towel to his nose. "Now, get going, you're gonna bleed on my apron."

He reaches over and kisses me on the cheek, it immediately turns red. "I'll come over later," he says, before waltzing out the door, the bell chiming after him.

I pull my hair down from the ponytail it was in, and into an 'almost' ponytail, towards the end of my hair.

Three more damn hours.

I turn the key into the lock, escaping the blazing sun. It's 80 degree weather, why is Kagome still in the house? I step in, and I know something isn't right.

First off, theres about 3 pairs of shoes, by the door, male sneakers. The house smells like Axe...... and dogs?

"Kagome? You up there?" I yell, taking off my hoodie. I look to the right to see Kagome tumbling down the stairs, hitting the wall at both landings, and then landing perfectly on her stomach.

I should be more concerned, and help her up.......... but I don't wanna.

Her hand darts to my ankle, which I didn't move in enough time. She squeezes the bone, and her eyes are looking as scary demonic red from underneath her messy bangs.

"Kill me....." She says. Oh my God, she sounds like the devil himself. I could've sworn the room just got darker and her voice for five times deeper.

I tug my foot. "What the heck is the matter with you?!"

She lets go, and straightens up. "Go upstairs, little sis."

I look around as I slowly walk up the stairs. For some reason, Kagome is randomly falling down stairs, while that is funny, it generally doesn't happen, making it weird.

I make a right and open the door to my room. The amount of Axe attacks me right away. I cough, waving a hand in front of my face even though that doesn't help much. I gasp, because my room is not how I left it this morning.

There are two more frickin' beds in my room, and that side of the room has posters of swimsuit models, random cars. It's like me and Kagome turned into dudes overnight!

I scoop up Kirara out of her basket, and she smells like Axe too. What the hell is going on here?!

I hear the door hit the wall and I quickly turn around.

And Heaven ain't got nothing on what I'm seeing.

There is half-naked, dark-haired, slightly built guy in my bedroom. A towel hanging limply around his waist, a small rat's tail at the back of his neck, with dark blue eyes that seem slightly amused. Looking right at me.

I actually think I'm dumb and this is a side effect for two seconds until he speaks,

"Ah, you've arrived. I was wondering when we'd meet."

His pretty face is even prettier from the floor before I promptly loose consciousness.

"Dammit, Miroku! You made this one pass out!"

"Well, it was better than 'making her fall' down a flight of stairs like you did with the other one!"

"You want a piece of me, wimp?"

"God, no."

My head hurts. I open my eyes and I realize I'm on my bed. I turn my head to the window, and it's sunset. I launch up. I've been asleep for four frigging' hours! I've missed the whole day!

"She's awake! Hey, Kagome, Sango's awake!" The one with the rat's tail says.

Okay, now I'm really blown away. On the two beds that are horizontal to me and Kagome's beds, are two boys. A fully clothed rats tail from earlier and another with dog ears. Alright, I just had WTF moment.

"Who the heck are you?!" I screech, jumping on my bed, regretting not having a weapon nearby.

The one with dog ears and silver hair stands up. "Easy now, I don't wanna have to throw you down the stairs too."

"You threw Kagome down the stairs?!"

He scoffs. "Only because she touched my ears, and yelled at me."

Rat's Tail sighs. "He's so violent, I don't understand why."

"I don't understand who you are! What the hell are you doing in my room?!"

"Our room," Dog Ears mumbles.

I make a sound similar to a growl and bounce myself off the bed, to attack Dog Ears.

Rat's Tail almost immediately catches me, preventing me from scratching Dog Ears' ears right off his head.

"Now, now, no need to be violent, although Inuyasha ruined that earlier...."

Rat's Tail is stronger than he looks, holding me like a wet towel with only one arm.

"She shouldn't have touched my fucking ears! Then I wouldn't have sent her down the stairs!"

I stop fighting for a minute, but then it feels like there's something on my ass. That outrageous bastard, he's feeling me up!

I slam an elbow into his face, and fall on the ground, just barely missing the blood splatters.

"Hey, Kagome, your sister just elbowed Miroku in the face!" Dog Ears yells.

I hear Kagome's voice from behind me. "Don't say my name."

"Why?"

"I don't like it."

I sit up, and gradually get to my feet, my almost ponytail is long gone, and my brown hair is warming the my neck and lower back.

"Kagome, who are they?"

"Satan and his twin brother."

Kagome gets thumped by Dog Ears. She scowls and pulls his forelocks, starting another fight.

Rat's Tail is still holding his nose. "It hurts, you know."

"Crap! You're gonna bleed all over the carpet!" I say, pulling his arm and guiding him out the room. I throw a massive roll of paper towel at him.

"That's what you get for feeling me up,"

"It was so close to me, I couldn't resist."

I sigh and sit down on the floor by the bathroom door. "Who are you, anyway?"

He wipes the remaining gook off his nose. "Miroku Takahashi. You?"

I raise a brow. "Sango Higurashi. I live here. Why are you and Dog Ears here?"

He chuckles. "Inuyasha. And, you'll soon find out,"

I hop to my feet. "What do ya mean, 'I'll soon find out'?! Why are you in my house?"

He opens his mouth to reply, and Dog Ears is thrown into a wall at the end of the hallway. I sweatdrop as Kagome comes running out of the room, laughing maniacally.

"Take that! Yeah, get some, bitch!" She screams as Dog Ears groans and rushes towards her, "Bitch!"

Me and Miroku watch in amazement until my butt feels arm again. It's no mercy this time when I punch him square in the face.

"Girls! Are you ready for dinner?!"

It's been three hours and Mom is home. She refused to talk about anything until dinner. The strangers in my house aren't that important of a subject. No, not at all.

I grit my teeth as I get up from my place on the couch in between Kagome and Miroku.

"Yeah! We're ready!" I yell back as I pull Kagome off the couch, who swats me for squeezing her wrist too tight.

The boys follow only two minutes later, and we all end up sitting at the table. There's one seat left un-sat in.

Kagome pushes her food away. "I wanna know why they're here, now."

I look at my food, take a stringy noodle, and throw it at Miroku's face. He flinches, then smiles like the creep he is.

"I wanna know too, Mom."

I hear the door unlock and Me and Kagome give each other looks as if to say, WTF?

We both shoot up out of our seats and rush for the door, we end up falling in front of the door.

In steps a tall, regal looking inu-youkai. His hair is much long than mine, the purple stripes on his face make him look like he's definitely from royalty, demon style or something. His amused eyes land on me and Kagome, they're a warm golden. He looks like an extremely advanced version of Dog Ears. Plus, he's buff as hell.

"Honey!" Mom says, walking up to the awesome looking demon and kissing him on the cheeks. He gives her one on her cheek. "Hello."

Kagome yelps next to me because his voice is the kinda of deep you only hear on movies. "Hey, Dad." Both Miroku and Dog Ears say as they walk in the living room.

Me and Kagome pop our heads up. "Dad?!"

Mom turns to us, absolutely beaming. "Girls, last week I got married!"

Kagome drops on the floor almost immediately. I think she passed out. I stand up. "Where did he come from?!"

"We've known each other for years."

"Why are we just now meeting him?" I ask.

She smiles. "I wanted it to be a surprise!"

Dog Ears and Miroku chuckle next to me. "A puppy is a surprise, Mom! Not a surprise husband!"

She blinks. "Technically, they are puppies. Well, Inuyasha at least." She says, pulling Dog Ears' ear and he growls.

The boys' Dad clears his throat. "All of you are now step-siblings."

I sweatdrop. "I'm being punked, right?"

"Nope."

I look at Mom who's smiling and nodding, and Inuyasha, who's scowling, and Miroku is smiling all creeper like again. So, this is my life now?

Wait, why did my supposed brother grope me?!

An hour later, and it's about 8. I dragged Kagome by the ankles earlier into what is now the 'kids' room earlier.

Inuyasha left the house about fifteen minutes ago, for whatever reason. Now, me, Miroku, and Kagome are in the room. Well, Kagome is unconscious, so that doesn't count for much......

I turn to Miroku. "Have you seen Kirara's cat toy?" I seriously haven't seen the damn thing since yesterday.

"I think it's behind me." He says, sitting on his bed, legs folded meditation style.

I reach over his shoulder, my fingers barely touch the toy before I yelp from being flipped over. "What the hell?!" I say, and Miroku is on top of me.

"You should have just asked me to get it, that was rude."

"And this isn't?"

"I think it's fair punishment."

"Get off of me, you creeper!"

"That was insulting. Even more of a penalty."

I buck my hips, and he raises a brow. Okay, that was not smart. He laughs, "Do that again."

I would smack him, but my arms are being pinned down by just one of his.

"Shut up and get off, perv."

"You're really punishing yourself here."

He's disgusting. I've known him for a day, and I already want him to fall down a drain of some sort.

I can hear the door open. "Hey, Sango, you're Mom let me in-"

Oh crap. Bankotsu! I forgot about him coming over tonight. "Get off of me!" I say, and he actually gets off this time. He smirks and sits down on the other bed.

I know my face is probably as red as a tomato. "Bankotsu, I know this looks wrong but-"

"What the fuck?! Who is he?!"

Technically, my brother. "Uh, a family friend!"

"Looks like he was getting pretty friendly."

I'm gonna be in trouble for a while. I jump up, and straighten my clothes. I take Bankotsu by the hand and lead him into the hallway.

"He fell," I lie. The truth is too close to his suspicion.

Bankotsu puts one hand on the wall, and he lowers his face close to mine. "Did he really?"

This is where I should faint and thank Kami that I managed to get him. "Y-yeah."

He immediately brightens up. "Good!" He gives me a long kiss. "Bye!" I sweatdrop as he practically skips down the steps, and eventually I hear the door slam.

"That was interesting."

I turn and Miroku is behind me, standing in front of the open door to the bedroom. "Miroku?"

"Yeah?"

"Go eat kitty litter," I say, before slamming my knee into his crotch. He gasps and says, "Shit."

I'm gonna have good dreams tonight.

Woah, chapter two was way longer than chapter one. Hope you guys enjoyed it, I laughed quite a bit writing it! Keep a lookout for the next chapter of 'Keep It a Secret,' entitled: No Relation (Title DEFINITELY subject to change) Please review, and,

With that said, Sayonara!