A cat girl with cream fur on her face and arms walked in. She also had a rather feline face. She was wearing a gray t-shirt underneath a white fluffy vest along with fluffy socks and leggings that covered her legs so that you couldn't tell whether she had fur on them on not; however, they had a feline-like shape to them. Her cat-like blue eyes scanned the room.
"PKQ isn't here yet? Oh well, guess I'll start this by myself" She sighed.
"HELLO! And welcome to THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OR DARE! The ultimate truth or dare is a truth or dare fanfic but WITH ALL (alot anyways) THE FANDOMS!" She yelled with vigor. Then a dark cream she-cat with large brown eyes walked in.
"Hey, sorry I'm late" PKQ yawned.
"Where were you?!" Dawnleg yelled.
"Bed,"
"YOU SLEPT IN!?"
"Yep"
"Dammit" *facepaw* (A/N: format will change now)
Dawnleg: Just poof them up.
PKQ: OK. Read me the list.
Dawnleg: OK: Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood), Warrior cats, MLP, Pokémon
Sonic, Fairy tail, Naruto, Black Butler, Xenoblade Chronicles, FNAF
As she spoke , the cast of each of the fandoms poofed in. Like a bunny. (A/N check out littleangels soul eater fanfic, its good) And started talking amongst themselves as to why they were here.
Dawnleg: Alright. You are all confused so PKQ will explain.
PKQ: You've all been in a truth or dare fanfic before, right?
At this they all nodded their heads.
PKQ: Good. 'Cuz thats exactly what this is.
The characters expressed their malcontempt in different ways, such as, groaning, sighing, and praying to god.
Dawnleg: Shut up.
(A/N: I'm too lazy to put descriptions. Just google it, kay? I'll type their full name the first time they speak)
Death the Kid: Are there more hosts like you two?
Dawnleg: Yes. Yes there are.
All: *groan*
Dawnleg: Not all of us will be harsh!
Soul Eater: Right...not harsh…
Dawleg: *slaps soul with her tail*
Soul: Hey! That actually kinda hurt!
Dawnleg: Humph. 's whatcha get
PKQ: WE SHALL SALLY FORTH TO THE DARES!
Dawnleg: And the truths.
PKQ: Right. The truths too.
PKQ: Alright, Dawnleg, the first dare is from me to you.
Dawnleg: Go on.
PKQ: Show Kid your legs.
Dawnleg: No!
PKQ: You have to.
Dawnleg: Fine. *sighs* *turns to Kid and pulls her pants up to her shins*
Soul: Is one of them pink cuz you hurt yourself?
Dawnleg: NO! It's my natural fur color!
Soul: Then why is the other cream?
Dawnleg: Why are your eyes red?! It just is kay?!
Kid: ITS ASYMMETRICAL! *faints*
Dawnleg: Dammit PKQ
PKQ: :3
Dawnleg: *facepaw*
Maka Albarn: Hey, how come I can't hear Black star yelling about surpassing god?
PKQ: Crapola
Tsubaki Nakatsukasa: *sigh*
Dawnleg: Shit.
Black Star: (A/N: yes. thats his full name) I SHALL SURPASS GOD!
Dawnleg: DON'T BREAK THE CEILING!
Sebastian: Don't worry, young mistress. I will fix it.
Dawnleg: Thank you Sebby, and can you make it idiot-proof this time?
Black Star: HEY!
Sebastian: Yes, milady.
Dawnleg: Thank you.
PKQ: Great. First chapter and we already had and OCD attack, an argument, and a broken item.
Dawnleg: Second that. Anyway, what do you guys have to say to the readers?
All: Don't kill us!
Dawnleg: The other thing. *glare*
All: Mappy Christmahanakwanza! (A/N: Belongs to Mintchip100 on deviantart)
PKQ: Thats better.
Dawnleg: Alright, my dare for Soul!
Soul: *whispering* shit
Dawnleg: Heard that. Can't say I blame you either. Two elements on the periodic table are Astatine and Bismuth. One is in pepto bismal, the other is lethally toxic. Guess right, the safe one, then you don't have to go to Excaliburs 5 hour story time.
Soul: Shit. Ummm…..Bismuth?
PKQ: That lucky son of a bitch.
Dawnleg: Damn straight
Soul: Thank god!
Black Star: THATS RIGHT PEASANT! WORSHIP YOUR GOD!
Blackstar: Can someone explain what the periodic table is?! And what OCD is?!
Dawnleg: Don't worry, but this will cause some confusion to the readers. Blackstar and Black*Star are two completely separate characters! One is a blue monkey and the other has some sense!
PKQ: Hey shorty.
Edward(Ed) Elric: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT!
PKQ: Dawnleg. Now you.
Ed: Oh. Okay. Carry on.
Dawnleg: I'M NOT SHORT! I'M ALMOST AS TALL AS THE MILK-HATER!
Ed: HEY!
Dawnleg: Stfu
PKQ: Anyway, *starts whispering* alright so if Ed gets this wrong you get to fight him, no alchemy. got that?
Dawnleg: Yep.
PKQ: Ed, sing Tom Lehrer's elements song perfectly or face punishment.
Ed: BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD IT!
Dawnleg: We'll let you listen to it once first.
-2 minutes later-
Ed: *deep breath* There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, (gasp)
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There's yttrium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, *gasp*
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, ytterbium, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered. (A/N: if you want to listen heres a link)
PKQ: I'm sorry thats wrong!
Ed: *sigh* what's the punishment? It can't be very bad right?
PKQ: Wrong. You have to fight Dawnleg
Ed: Thats easy! *sees Dawnleg lashing her tail*
PKQ: No alchemy. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Ed: Shit! *starts to run*
Dawnleg: Come back! *laughs like a madwoman* I have to kill you!
PKQ: I forgot to mention, she prepared by putting poison on her claws!
Ed: *runs faster*
PKQ: And has mastered stealth!
Ed: *not hearing PKQ* *slows down* I think I lost her. *pant pant*
Dawnleg: *pops out from the floorboards* HERES JOHNNY!
Ed: *screams like a girl*
Dawnleg: AHAHAHAHAHAH! Come back Ed!
Ed: *running*
Dawnleg: *tackles Ed* I HAVE YOU NOW!
PKQ: *hears distant screaming* Eh. She must have found him.
All: *looks at PKQ very freaked out*
PKQ: What? The kraken likes chasing. Anyway, onto our next guest! INTRODUCE YOURSELVES! *insert crazy hand motions*
?: Uh… where are we?
PKQ: Oh, right. The world doesn't know who you are yet.
Dawnleg: POOF LIKE A BUNNY!
PKQ: Uh… no. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a HUGE cluster of OCs. They're kinda new here, so please be kind.
All: FUUUUUU! The new hosts are here!
Dawnleg: *deathglare*
All: *cricket cricket*
Dawnleg: Thats what I thought. Now welcome, Rainstar
Bramblestar: Who are you Rainstar?
Rainstar: I'm leader of stormclan. Dawnleg is our medicine cat. And our deputy is…
Ebonyclaw: Sorry I'm late, I was just wiping the floor with this guy who tried to-
PKQ: *looks at EC*
EC: *looks at PKQ:
Both: PARADOX!
Dawnleg: One of you leave. Now. Before one of you explodes.
Ed: Wait…. so i was skinned alive by a HEALER?! Who has no battle training whatsoever?!
Rainstar and Dawnleg: Yep.
Ed: You're kidding me…
Alphonse (al) Elric: Don't worry, brother. I mean, she was a really tough cat.
PKQ: Which brings us to the next dare. *evil smile* For our friend, um, who was it again? Not you, shorty. He's somewhere around here… I'll be back in a sec.
Dawnleg: To be fair I did use my medicine cat knowledge to poison you.
Ed: eh…..
Dawnleg: and you didn't have alchemy
Ed: Ok.
Dawnleg: *whispers* shorty.
Ed: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Dawnleg: nothing. -shorty-
Ed: *growls*
Dawnleg: While PKQ is gone, Ed, you were dared to not react to being called short for a half an hour. Or else we RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Shorty.
Ed: *looks constipated*
PKQ: Okay, I'm back with Riley. One of those crazy OCs I told you about.
Riley: Who are you calling crazy? You're the one who dragged me across time and space.
Dawnleg: yeah, I thought I was the crazy one!
PKQ: … Shut up. Anyway, the dare, for our friend Riley is to-
Dawnleg: We shouldn't be breaking the fourth wall anyway.
Riley: Yeah, things got real nasty the last time that happened. I believe you know what I'm talking about… *looks at PKQ*
PKQ: What do you mean?
*randomly, another of her OCs appears*
Crimson: Hey guys, am I late to the party?
PKQ: STOP STEALING SONIC'S LINES AND GET OUT BEFORE THE PARADOX DESTROYS ALL OF US!
Crimson: Fine… I've got a poker game to return to, anyway. GOLGI BODY, TO THE SKIES! *flies away on cloud dragon of awesome*
Franken Stein: Golgi body?
Dawnleg: I'm confused too.
PKQ: Don't be. She's got a whole team named after organelles. And even one named Science.
Stein: That makes more sense *rolls out*
Dawnleg: still weird.
Flamepelt and Featherwind: OMG YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT! X3
Dawnleg: STFU! and when and how did you get here anyways?!
PKQ: Hey, Featherwind! This one know Ruby! *points to Riley*
Riley: Dafuq?
Featherwind and Flamepelt: POOF LIKE A BUNNY!
Dawnleg: M'kay
PKQ: *looks confused*
Featherwind: YOU. *points to Riley* TAKE ME TO RUBY.
Riley: *runs*
*Ruby suddenly appears out of nowhere*
Ruby: Did someone call upon my fabulousness?
Featherwind: YES! IT'S RUBY!
PKQ: Dude, we've got a dare! For the rest of the game, you have to wear normal clothes.
Ruby: *looks mortified* How… How could I? But I must. For, this is the game. Truth or Dare. And so… I need some normal clothes.
Rainstar: I'll loan you mines.
*a couple of awkward minutes later*
Sonic: Hey guys, am I late to the party?
Shadow: Get back here, faker!
Silver: Don't forget about me, guys!
*insert random explosion here*
Dawnleg: Dammit. I just had that fixed from last time Balck*Star was here.
Melody: I've come for you, Silver! It's time we finish what started long ago!
Dawnleg: NOES! Do that outside.
Melody: BUT IT'S DECEMBER….!
Dawnleg: TOO FUCKING BAD THEN! I dont want my house in better, do it in PK Q's house.
PKQ: No, wait! I share an apartment with three grown men even though I'm a twelve-year-old girl! That's the only universe where I have something even remotely close to my own place!
Dawnleg: :3
Shadow: Whatever, let's just get on with this.
PKQ: Sonic, truth for thee!
Sonic: Yeesh, you sound like Caliburn.
PKQ: First of all, he's too closely related to Excalibur for us to bring up. Second, our truth, is there by any chance a lovely lady you've got your eye on? ;)
Dawnleg: *indistinct mumbling*
PKQ: What was that?
Dawnleg: NO WAY IN HELL AM I SAYING WHO I LIKE!
PKQ: Um… that was for Sonic. Though we can do you, if you'd like.
Dawnleg: too bad :3 oh wait….NOES!
PKQ: Nope, you already said yes. Sonic, you'll have to wait! This is exciting!
Dawnleg: … Shut up, bitch. You didn't trust me so I don't have to.
PKQ: Dare it is, I guess. I dare you to go up to a teacher, any teacher, and tell them to "Work faster, you slut!"
Dawnleg: YES I HAVE BEEN AWAITING THIS OPPORTUNITY FOREVER! *runs up to Stein* WORK FASTER YOU SLUT!
Everyone else: *ROFLING LIKE A DONKEY*
PKQ: While she takes care of that… Sonic, I've got a truth for you.
Sonic: Lay it on me!
PKQ: Careful what you wish for. Okay, so if you really liked a girl, and had a bunch of exes you had to defeat in deadly hand-to-hand combat before you could finally go out with her, and some crazy person made a movie out of it, would you say it's worth it?
*indistinct banging heard*
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
All: *sweatdrop*
Ed: If she beat me up, I think she'll be fine.
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE SO I CAN DISSECT YOU!
Maka: Eh….
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEE!
PKQ: *shouting* Stein, stay away from her claws, their poison tipped
Dawnleg: *brushes dust off of fur* What?
All: *staaaaare*
Dawnleg: Question me and you all share the same fate as Stein. I was going easy on Ed *stare*
PKQ: She aint lying.
Featherwind: CIEL! *throws self on Ciel*
Ciel Phantomhive: Ah! Get off! Sebastian!
Sebastian: *watches grinning*
Ciel: *glare*
Sebastian: *sigh* *pulls Featherwind off of ciel*
Dawnleg: Thats all folks! See you next time on-
All: THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OR DARE!
A/N: What did you think? Mostly filler. Send in truths and dares so we can have less filler. Review to send in truths, dares, fandoms, and OCs, if you want to see another fandom you MUST send an accompanying OC to represent here's the submission form for an oc: Name:
Age:
Species/breed/creature:
Fandom:
Personality:
Appearance:
Other:
This was written on google docs. if you submit an OC, you will have the doc shared to you to help us write if you send an additional PM to me with your email. (must be gmail) Thank you! This was cowritten with PastaKittyQueen on