A/N okayy 2nd one

disclaimer: totally don't own the flock all JP!!

Ch2.

Nudge, Angel and Ella dragged me back into the living room to watch Fang's interview. I'm now part of the audience.

Fang walked in and sat down looking tense and on hyper alert.

Nudge quickly began to fir out random questions at a rapid pace. Fang answered them as slowly as possible.

"So what's your name, Fang?"

"You just said it, Nudge."

"But the audience and viewers don't know your name so please say it."

Fang looked up at the ceiling, "name, Fang."

I smiled knowing this would be fun.

"What's your favorite color, Fang?"

"Black," Fang stated simply.

Nudge giggled, "So is Max's."

I went red, Fang stayed silent.

"SO you have like any favorite clothes?"

"Uhh, black hoodie."

Nudge nodded getting impatient with Fang's slow rate of answers. "SO are you always really quite? Is that the real you?"

Fang stared at Nudge, but stayed completely silent.

"People on your blog are always calling you tall, dark and mysterious. How do you feel about that?"

Fang shrugged, "Whatever."

"Do you ever wonder what Max's thinks?"

Fang smirked, "I usually don't want to know what's going through there."

I stuck my tongue out at him. "Oh please. You're probably dying to know what I'm thinking."

"Maybe you're right," Fang retorted smirking.

"Maybe I am."

"Hey this is not the Jerry Springer Show," Nudge yelled above me and Fang.

We both glared at her.

"Okay, I asked Max this question what is your favorite muffin or cupcakes," Nudge questioned.

"Muffin."

"OoOoO, you have a lot in common with Max. Huh Fang."

Fang looked like he was going to start hurting himself very soon.

"Do you like sprinkles," Nudge asked her questions becoming more random.

Fang stared at her, "What?"

Nudge rolled her eyes, "FANG SPRINKLES! You know they put them on cupcakes, ice cream, cakes, pop tarts, donuts and some types of cookies. Sometimes people call them Jimmies. I never get that though. I mean did they name them after somebody. Like some dude discovered or something? Like you know some, random guy in Texas named them and said 'I shale name you Jimmies!' And I guess that would make a lot more sense, but…"

"NUDGE," I yelled halting the endless flow of words.

"Sure, I like sprinkles," Fang quickly stated.

Nudge nodded, "Yea, I thought you did. So next question… Max wouldn't answer this for me, but are you guys like a couple?"

"What is this twenty questions?" Fang asked

"Uh, No I have only asked you like ten, Fang. God don't freak out."

Iggy laughed walking in from 'backstage'. "She's right Fang. Stop freaking out. What are you afraid that the whole world is going to find out you like Max or something?"

Nudge frowned and glared at Iggy. "Security we have someone interrupting my show!"

Total jumped into the room from 'backstage.' "Move it! Get off the show kid! You don't belong here! Go away!"

Iggy smirked, "Make ME."

Total shrugged, if that's you know possible for a dog to even do, and then said. "Whatever you asked for it." Total leapt from the ground to Iggy's arm and then bit him.

Iggy yelped and began freaking out. "Angel get your dog off of me!" then Iggy ran from the room.

Angel jumped up from her seat in the audience and started following them. "Careful Ig you'll hurt Total!"

You could hear Angel yelling through the house and Iggy yelling at Total to stop biting him.

Nudge started to bounce in her chair again. "Well we seem to have lost one of our audience members, out security guard and our next guest. Moving on. Fang did you actually like Lisa or did you just do that to make Max jealous?"

I frowned as Fang gave Nudge a look.

"Mkay, our guest seems to be a little shy. Why don't we have one of the audience members come up and help us!"

I quickly tried to figure out the possibilities of that audience member being Mom or Ella. While I was thinking Mom and Ella shoved me off the couch. So I had to stand right in between Nudge and Fang, perfect. Please note the sarcasm.

Fang looked from me to the ground.

Nudge smiled, "Would you like me to repeat the question Fang?"

Okay Nudge is started to freak me out. I mean what's up with the sudden evilness.

Fang was still staring at the ground. Okay now I was kind of getting mad. It's not like I'd beat him up or anything for liking some girl. He's just my best friend.

Keep telling yourself that, the voice/Jeb said inside my head.

Well crap, I guess it's time for the world to end.

Fang suddenly jumped up from his seat. "Well this has been fun Nudge. Maybe another time, Bye." Then he sprinted out of the room at top speed.

Nudge groaned, "Someone go find Iggy for his interview."

End