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Ashley looked at all the characters that were now in the dorm room. "Seriously? Seriously?" she questioned sarcastically, looking at Ichigo, Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Szayel, Hisagi, and Renji.
"What are you talking about?" Caylin asked.
Ashley shook her head and looked at the group that was now in front of their window. "Are you sure there's not some kind of convention in town?"
"Why would there be a convention?" Ichigo asked while everyone else looked at Ashley confused.
"I guess now would be a good time to explain it," she mumbled, going back to her computer and typing something in.
The group circled around her. "What are you doing?" Hisagi asked, leaning over her shoulder.
"I'm about to scare you more than any hollow has before," she replied, not looking up from her screen.
Szayel leaned in, looking at what she was typing. "...with bleach?"
"Yep."
"Wait, how do you know what a hollow is?" Ichigo asked.
Ashley smiled up at him. "Oh, I know a lot more than that, Kurosaki Ichigo."
"How do you know my name?"
Ashley rolled her eyes while Caylin and Kaylyn just sat back, confused, and enjoyed the show. "All will be revealed... as soon as this page loads!" she yelled as she smacked the top of her laptop.
The page slowly came up, and as each picture loaded, the faces of the new group grew more horrified. "Why is it only Ichigo?" Renji asked, looking up at the orange haired teen.
Ashley shrugged. "Cuz he's- well..."
"What?" several asked at once.
"I'm not sure how much you guys won't like this..."
"Just tell us!"
"He's kinda the main character," she finished with a shrug.
A couple pointed at Ichigo angrily, yelling, "How is he the main character?"
"SHUT UP," Ashley yelled. "You guys are gonna wake up the whole dorm! Calm down and just listen."
She looked at all of them sternly before typing in something else. "Now, before all you guys' pride dies, there's plenty of pictures of all of you."
Once the page loaded, she started scrolling down. "See what I mean?"
All of them looked at the screen as she scrolled, many emotions going across their faces. "Is that... Byakuya?" Renji asked, leaning in closer.
Ashley let out a laugh and clicked on the picture. "Yes, yes it is." She continued laughing as Renji continued to become scarred for life, and then Ashley realized something. She closed the screen, and typed in something that wasn't google.
"What are you doing?" Grimmjow asked, having been interested in the pictures that were popping up.
"There are certain things you guys really, really wouldn't want to see," she told him.
"Why not?" Renji asked.
"That picture of Byakuya you saw? Yeah, there are worse ones- of everyone you know."
Everyone shut up after that.
"So, what were you explaining?" Kaylyn asked, directing the conversation back on topic.
"Right, well, if this isn't a hallucination, and if they aren'tbeing big douchebags, they're the actual people from those pictures," Ashley said, pointing to the laptop.
"Well, I'm pretty sure we're not hallucinating, seeing as Caylin and I know about as much about Bleach as they do," Kaylyn pointed out.
Caylin pointed to Hisagi, "Actually, he looks familiar."
Ashley's head slowly turned to look at her. "Never, never, bring that up."
"Why?" Caylin and Hisagi asked at the same time.
"Why did I close the website with all those pictures?"
"Oh..."
Ashley nodded, turning back to the computer. "I don't know how it happened, but it did. Obviously."
"Well how the hell are we supposed to get back?" Ichigo asked. Ashley looked at him as if he was the dumbest person on the planet. "What?"
"Did you not hear what I just said? I don't know how you got here, so how the hell am I supposed to know how to get you back?"
"She has a point," Renji said.
"What were you guys doing before you appeared outside our dorm at 2 in the morning?" Kaylyn asked.
"Well, I was about to kick that shinigami's ass," Nnoitra said, glaring at Ichigo.
"Like hell you were!" Ichigo shouted back. They were soon at each other's throats.
Ashley tried pushing them both away from each other, but it was difficult to do, so she settled for just pushing Ichigo back. "You two are in this world now. And in this world, no matter who or how much you hate anyone, we do not kill each other in a dorm at 2 in the morning!"
Ichigo crossed his arms and said, "Tch, he started it."
Ashley held up a finger at Nnoitra with a glare and looked back at Ichigo. "I don't care who fucking started it. I will finish it myself if I have to."
It was quiet for a while and Ashley turned to look at her friends only to find that one was missing. "Where's Kaylyn?"
"I'm right here!" Caylin said with a smile and a wave.
Ashley closed her eyes and sighed. "The other one."
"Oh, she left."
"Why?"
"I don't know, maybe to go back to bed? We did wake her up."
Ashley shook her head and sighed, turning back to the group. "Now, without homicidal attitudes, please tell me what you guys were doing before you appeared here."
Suddenly, everybody started talking at once, causing Ashley and Caylin to sweatdrop. The brunette then pointed to the only one who wasn't talking. "Ulquiorra."
Everyone stopped talking and looked at her. Ulquiorra's face didn't change however.
"What were you doing before you showed up here?"
"I was speaking with Aizen-sama."
Ashley opened her mouth to say something, but paused. She then laughed slightly. "That must've been awkward for him," she pointed out. "Aizen's asking you something, then poof! You're gone."
Ulquiorra blinked before he responded with, "I was actually in the middle of giving him a report."
"Oh, because that's less awkward for Aizen," Ashley replied.
At that moment, Kaylyn opened the door with a can, a mug, and a jar in her hands.
"What's that?" Renji asked.
Kaylyn looked at the objects in her hands then back up at him. "Coffee, Dr. Pepper, and Nutella."
"I've had coffee! ...It didn't taste too good," he responded.
"Cool story, bro," Kaylyn replied, handing Ashley the Nutella, and Caylin the Dr. Pepper.
Ashley smiled at her. "'He said my story was cool, and he called me his bro.'"
Kaylyn shook her head and took a sip of the coffee, sitting down on the vacant bed. The three girls all turned to look at the group of guys before them, who were just staring at them.
"What?" Ashley asked innocently, opening the jar and grabbing a spoon from the desk.
"What is that?" Szayel asked, pointing to the jar.
She dipped the spoon in and pulled it out while saying, "The nectar of life."
Szayel walked over, reaching for the jar. Ashley moved back and hit his hand with the spoon, getting Nutella on it. "Try that again, and die," she hissed.
Szayel looked at his hand curiously and Ashley pointed at him with the spoon in her mouth. "Don't let that go to waste! Try it!"
He looked from her to the Nutella questionably before licking a bit off. He shrugged. "It's alright."
Ashley narrowed her eyes and Caylin put a hand on her shoulder. "It's okay Ashley, not everybody has a Nutella fetish like you."
"A what fetish?" Nnoitra asked, suddenly interested in the conversation.
Ashley rolled her eyes. "It was a figure of speech. Sheesh, you responded to that as if your first name was 'Fetish' or something." Nnoitra narrowed his eye and glared at her as a response.
Caylin took a sip of her soda and Ashley turned to look at her. "And what about you and your Dr. Pepper fetish?"
Caylin suddenly turned defensive. "It's not a fetish! It's a lifestyle."
Ashley rolled her eyes. "Right..."
"...What's Dr. Pepper?" Renji asked with a tatooed eyebrow raised.
"You have to try it!" Caylin said as she shoved the can in his face.
Renji looked at the can curiously before grabbing it and taking a sip, then he chugged the rest of it down. "Wow! That's really good!"
"You drank it all," Caylin pointed out with a frown.
Renji shook the can then smiled innocently. "Yeah, I guess I did, sorry."
Caylin took the can and Ashley looked, wide-eyed, from her friend to the clueless lieutenant. She placed a hand on Caylin's shoulder and said, "It's okay, Cay, I'll get you another one. You don't need to go to prison over a soda."
Kaylyn stood up, placing her mug on the desk. "I'll get another one."
When she left, Caylin looked up and glared at Renji, who suddenly got shivers down his spine. She crushed the can and threw it at his head.
"Ow!"
"Next time don't drink all my soda, idiot!" Caylin responded.
Renji frowned. "But it tasted good."
"And it was mine!"
Hisagi pulled Renji behind him. "Can we get back on topic now?" he asked as Kaylyn walked back in, handing Caylin the soda.
"Well, so far nobody has any idea what the hell brought you guys here, so the 'on topic' topic is kinda dead," Ashley replied with a shrug and another spoonful of Nutella. "So..." She shrugged and dipped the spoon back into the jar.
"This has been bugging me for a while," Kaylyn spoke up, pointing to Hisagi. "Why is there a 69 on your face? And, please tell me it's not some personal preference..."
"Uh, no.." Hisagi stammered. "It's actually because-"
"When he was a kid, he was attacked by a hollow, and a previous captain, Kensei, saved him. He has a 69 on his chest, which inspired Hisagi to get it tatooed on his face. For reasons I'm sure we could not understand as well as he," Ashley inturrupted.
Hisagi looked at her, shocked and mortified- along with other shinigami in the room. "How did you know that?"
Ashley took this opportunity to act like a major creep and said, "I know everything about you, Hisagi Shuuhei. I know that your birthday is August 14th, you're the lieutenant of the 9th squad, your previous captain was Tousen, you're 5 feet and 11 inches tall, you weigh 148 pounds, your shikai is Kazeshini, and you really enjoy drinking with Matsumoto."
The entire room was really quiet and everyone stared at her. She got on her computer again and started typing. "So, if you don't already think I'm a creep, I will now creep every single one of you out."
She looked up and smiled as the page loaded, and she clicked on a few things and scroled down. "Ichigo Kurosaki, born July 15th, five foot nine, 134 pounds, blood type A, related to Isshin, Yuzu, and Karin Kurosaki, your zanpakuto's name is Zangestu, you're a vizard, Rukia gave you your shinigami powers, but you had to train with Urahara to get them back after Renji and Byakuya come and almost kill you, and you're a virgin who's only seen one girl naked and that would be Yoruichi."
She didn't give anyone time to recover as she moved on. "Renji Abarai, lieutenant of the 6th division who's captain is Kuchiki Byakuya, born on August 31st, six foot two, 172 pounds, blood type A, your zanpakuto is Zabimaru, you and Rukia are childhood friends and went to the academy together, and you spend half your yearly earnings to buy sunglasses only to have Ichigo destroy them in one way or another."
"Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, sexta espada, your birthday is July 31st, you're 6 foot one, 176 pounds, your release is Pantera, and your previous fraccion died in battles when you first went to the human world to try and kill Ichigo but were inturrupted with the justice king came to bring you back."
"Nnoitra Gilga, quinto espada, your birthday is November 11th, you're 7 feet and half an inch tall, you-"
"Enough!" Ichigo yelled.
Ashley looked up from her laptop with a frown. "What? You don't like my creeping?"
"No! It's, it's-"
"Creepy," Rejni said. There were several nods aongst the group.
"Well, that's the point of creeping isn't it?" she turned to look at her friends who shrugged. "I'm actually quite good at it."
"Too good," Grimmjow mumbled.
"Aw, thanks," she replied with a grin.
"How do you know all of this?" Hisagi asked. "We've never even met you before."
"Wait," Caylin said from where she was sitting. "Is Bleach one of those anime things you're always watching?"
Ashley nodded. "Yup."
Caylin looked down in thought before looking up and pointing at Hisagi again. "I remember where I saw you now!"
"Caylin! I said don't bring that up!" Ashley wispered harshly.
"Wait, anime?" Ichigo asked, looking from Caylin to Ashley.
"Yup, Bleach is an anime, and you're the main character."
"Again, why is he the main character?" Renji asked, pointing at him.
"Well, he is the one who got the shinigami powers from Rukia, led the whole thing to go and save Rukia, had a ton of face-offs with powerful shinigami before you were all cool with each other, found out he was a vizard thanks to Urahara, led the group to go save Orihime from Las Noches-"
"Okay, we get it!" Renji inturrupted, sorry he asked in the first place.
Ashley shrugged and put another spoon full of Nutella in her mouth. "I'm just saying."
"So what does this mean for us?" Grimmjow asked. Ashley shrugged with a mumbled 'I unno.'
"It seems we were sent to another dimension," Szayel spoke up, pushing his glasses up. "The only question is how and why."
Ashley rolled her eyes and Caylin spoke up. "We've kinda already said that, dude."
"Yeah, all you did was put it into two sentences and made it sound cooler," Ashley added.
"Well, what are we supposed to do now?" Renji asked.
Ashley looked at the clock, which now read 2:57 am. "Well, life does go on, no matter what kind of weird shit happens. Kaylyn has classes in the morning, and the other one has classes in the afternoon. I have mine in the evening, thankfully, but I don't want to sleep in all day. So, I vote sleep."
Kaylyn and Caylin nodded. "I agree."
"Well where are we going to sleep?" Nnoitra asked, still sitting on Ashley's bed.
"I can go back to my own dorm," Kaylyn said. "Kris is a heavy sleeper anyways, so she won't notice."
"Well, that leaves the floor open. And there's floor space in the closet too," Ashley told them, pointing to the door.
"But if you guys get caught here, we're all screwed, so make sure to stay hidden or something."
"What, do you have dorm inspectors or something?" Grimmjow asked sarcastically.
Ashley and Caylin looked to each other before looking back at them. "You could say that."
"Well, how are we all going to fit in here?" Ichigo asked, gesturing to the space in front of him.
"Just make room, Strawberry," Ashley told him, shutting down her laptop. "Hopefully it'll just be for one night, and if not, we'll have more than 12 hours to figure out a sleeping situation for you all."
Kaylyn waved as she left, and Caylin and Ashley got under their covers, suddenly realizing how tired they were. Renji was forced to sleep in the closet, while Ichigo and Hisagi slept closer to the door, and the four espada were stuck between the beds and the end of the room with the window. They were all pretty sure they wouldn't be getting much sleep that night.
A/N: Now, I'm going to get back to work on chapter 17 of 'Just Let It Happen!' If you haven't read that, but are planning to check it out, just know that the first couple of chapters aren't the best, and as it goes on, the writing gets better. ^^
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Besides, this is just supposed to be a silly side story. ;P
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