This is the second chapter. Thank you for the Story Alerts and reviews. It really means a lot.

Jacob will appear in the next chapter, this is just a filler chapter, revealing things about the gang...And even dropping a few sly hints about the shockers to come. See if you can guess them.

Hope you enjoy it. Bare with me you lovely people.

Disclaimer- I do not own Twilight.

Chapter 2- Pizza's and Cullen Camping trips.

Nessie POV

I opened the door lightly and poked my head around the hallway. All was silent.

Except in the background where Emmett was whining to Rosalie about "Insulting the boys".

I walked out as quietly as possible, adrenaline gracing me with its presence.

Peeking round the corner, I signalled for the guys to follow me.

They followed me down the rarely used staircase and out of the old door. Good news. We had made it out of the school building. Bad news. We had to walk past the cafeteria to get to the car-park.

Really bad news. They were huge windows to the cafeteria- where Bella had told me they'd now moved the celebration- down the path to the car park. We stood run the corner.

"SHIT!" Bella cursed loudly.

"What!!!"

She blushed lightly. "Stupid heel broke" She looked to the ground and snickered.

"What!!! Bella, those shoes are originals!!!" Alice half screeched.

"Oh, pfft. It was an accident. I didn't want to come to the stupid celebration anyway. Seriously. What is up with telling a teacher we despise, that we'll miss him and we appreciated his work" I wondered if Alice noticed that she was trying to change the subject.

She did. "Accident? Accident. Right. Like when you accidently let down my car tires when you didn't wanna go shopping."

Bella attempted to hide a laugh. Like me, she had no shame. "Which time was that?" Alice and Bella loved one another to bits. And even though they'd never fallen out, they had stupid squabbles all the time. I recorded one before, and put it on the internet. It got just over 2 million views.

"When I got my brand new Porsche and was gonna drive it for the first time!" Did I mention the Cullen's were stinking rich?

"Well-"

"Ladies! Save this conversation for when I have a camcorder. We need to get back to the Den before they get there and ask where me and Em have been all night!" The 'Den' was the Cullen's basement. Esme and Carlisle –Emmett's, Edward's and Ali's parents- had created it for us. It was huge. It even had those little beds that you see in tour buses if we ever wanted to sleep over. And a closet containing some of Mine, Bella's, Jasper's and Rose's clothes if we couldn't be arsed to go home to get some. Of course, Alice had thrown out mine and Bella's items of clothing (except Rosalie's. She was just as much a fashion freak as Ali) and restored it with girly crap. I'm much rather leave in the clothes I came in.

Bella and Alice both sighed and gave up. Hugging into their boyfriends.

"Right. Everybody. Get down on your knees. They won't see us."

"Get down on my knees?! Keep dreaming. These are-"Alice's complains were shut off by Jaspers hand. She tried to glare but failed. He kissed her nose, but kept his hand there. After a few 'Thank gods' and Bella breaking of the other heel. We all got down and began to crawl.

"This is so gross!" Alice muttered.

"Then why don't you stand up Al. You're small enough that your head won't reach the windowsill anyway" Emmett whispered with a small laugh.

I heard a small thud, Emmett cuss and Alice laughing her twinkly laugh. I kept going, feeling the cold wet ground through my jeans and the small splinters of gravel creating patterns on my palm. The backpack was slapping against my ass.

"Y'know Alice. I don't see what you're complaining about. I'm getting a rather good view from where I am" Bella laughed. I looked back to see her crawling behind Edward, checking out his butt. That would be a good view.

Edward laughed. "I'll give you an even better view later if you'd like"

"Oh. I'd like that very much"

Hormonal kids. They had been dating for almost four years. Since they were 14. They got together on Edward and Alice's Birthday. 21st of May (A/N- Anyone know his actual birthday?). And gave themselves to one another (What a lame ass expression) two years later on Bella's birthday, 17th of June (A/N- I know that isn't her birthday, but I didn't think things through before I posted first chap. My bad) Ever since they had been getting flirtier but also more romantic. It sometimes made me wanna hurl. Actually did when I walked in on them once. I chose a bad time to put my iPod on. But, on the bright side, I got to see Edward naked. He might be like a brother to me, but I was brought up to appreciate fine things in life and he was certainly fine. I didn't see him that way of course, or any of the guys. They were my best friends.

I breathed a loud sigh of relief as we got to the car park which led to the highway. Now all we had to do was get out of the campus to get to Emmett's jeep. We couldn't risk the teachers noticing it being left in school when we were warned not to pull anything. It didn't exactly blend in with all the crappy rust buckets they had here. Fortunately, they had arrived in Bella's truck and Edward's Volvo. Bella could drop Emmett of near the Jeep, and I'd hitch in the Volvo. I wasn't going in that old piece of crap.

When we got to the Mansion that was the Cullen's home. I literally jumped over Jasper and ran inside to give Esme a hug. I loved Esme. She was rockin' and more of a mom to me and Bella then our actual mother, Renee was to us. She left our dad, Charlie, not long after I was born. She moved to Phoenix, married a rich baseball player, Phil Dwyer. And has two rugrats with him now. Bree who is 7 and Riley who is 2. Each summer Bella and I would go to visit Renee for two weeks, then Bring Bree and Riley with us to Forks for another two weeks. Even though they aren't his kids, Charlie adores them.

"Renesmee, how are you?" She asked, kissing my forehead and hugging me back. Esme and her husband Carlisle were the only too people I allowed to call me by my full name. Renee and Charlie would, but that's usually only when they were scolding me...which was pretty often. I would never admit how much I enjoyed Esme was happy to see me, even though I only saw her 3 hours ago, or how she'd hug me tightly and let me take in her motherly smell. I loved how she accepted me for me, bad behaviour included. Yo, Swan. Enough with the lovey dovey shit. I shook it off and pulled back. Esme was about 40. Twenty two when she had Emmett. Carlisle was twenty three. They had to work hard to get where they are now. But they did it.

"Hi Momma Cullen. The plan went accordingly. All that's left is your role" I grinned. Esme's role was- when the teachers came knocking- so they could try to bust our asses for the stink bomb- to say Emmett and I had been playing video games all night. It was originally going to be studying, but that would just be unbelievable. The rest of the gang where there at the beginning so they couldn't be blamed. They could have easily left after the stink bombs to get the stank out of their hair.

"And every ones going to..." She trailed of leaving the question I knew she was going to ask, lingering in the air.

"Yup" I replied, popping the P.

"Aww, thank you" She squealed, hugging me tightly.

Everyone walked in then with confused expressions, except Emmett. He knew what was going on.

"Uhh, what's going-"Edward began to ask

"Nothing. Let's go downstairs. Pizza's on me. We're celebrating" The mention of Pizza got them following me into the den. I pulled my cell phone out of my back pocket and dialled the number.

It picked up after the first Bring. "Hello. Pizza Palace, how can we help you?"

"Uh, yeah. I'd like a delivery please. I want a large Meat-lovers Pizza, A quarter pounder cheeseburger with everything, holding the onions and garlic sauce, A chicken Burger with only low fat mayo and lettuce, a large Pepperoni pizza with the cheese filled crust, a medium chicken tikka Pizza with thin crust, a southern fried chicken wrap with everything accept red onion and the normal onions...Hold for a minute please"

I plopped on a beanbag chair and asked if anyone would ask Momma Esme and Daddy Carlisle if they wanted anything. Going over in my head what I'd already ordered. Jasper came back and shook his head. I put my mouth back next to the speaker. "Umm, a volcano burger. Without anything. Then can I have 7 portions of chips, 3 big bottles of cokes and 3 orders of breadstick."

The dude on the line told me how much it was. I gave him this address and hung up.

A good prank makes me peckish.

I turned to see my pals grinning at me.

"What?" I laughed. Their faces were identical masks of excitement.

"Large meat lovers?" Emmett asked. I nodded. He grinned wider.

"Medium chicken tikka with-"Jasper began.

"With the thin Crust. Yes" He winked.

"Chicken burger with just-"

"You really think I'd forget my own my own sisters favourite?" I asked Bella. She rolled her eyes but shrugged.

"Large Pepperoni. Cheese crust?" I nodded once.

"Quarter pounder cheese burger with-"

"Damn, Rose. How do you eat so much? But yeah"

"Do I even need to ask about the wrap?!" Alice asked.

"Nope. But yeah. No onions"

She clapped her tiny excited hands together.

Without warning, they all dived on me.

"THANKS NESSIE!!!" These people really loved their food.

"You show people you're grateful by killing them. What's wrong with you people?"I joked, breathlessly. Struggling to get from under them.

"Damn Emmett. What do you eat?!" I complained as I tried and failed to push him of me.

"Food...Duh"

I rolled my eyes. I heard the basement door open and Carlisle shout. "Leave the girl alone. She's small"

"Hey. I resent that. I'm average!"

They all laughed but got of my regardless. I ran to him and practically tackled him. "Hey Pop. What're you doing down here?"

"Momma Esme asked if you all wanted to sleep" He rubbed my arm/

"I think they were planning to anyway. That's okay with you right dad?" Edward said.

"What sort of question is that anyway? These guys are always welcome here whenever. Hell, they walk right in and eat our food don't they?!" He laughed.

"That's what families do" I reminded him.

"Yes. They do. Are you gonna call your parents and tell them?" He asked us all.

"Yeah sure" We all murmured.

"Good. Now what do you want for dinner?"

"Oh, we've already ordered"

"Well. Have a good night" He nodded and walked away. I ran down the steps and dived onto my tour bed.

"So, what are we doing tonight?"

Everyone shrugged but Edward.

He cocked an eyebrow. "Guitar hero, anyone?" He smirked. He ruled at this game, and what was worse was that he knew it. We had a pretty big set-up of stuff down here. In guitar hero, my greatest point was vocals. I wasn't any Amy-Lee, but I had some good vocals. Emmett dominated the drums. Jasper the base. Rose and Bella insisted they were the band managers and the go-to-people if we ever got 'discovered'. They were so full of crap. It was guitar hero for crying out loud!

The music started playing; Emmett came in first, followed by Edward, then Jasper. I opened my mouth to sing, when the doorbell rang. I quickly dropped the microphone and sprinted up the stairs. Esme was about to pay for it when I barged in between her and the pizza delivery guy.

"No, no, no Esme. I'll pay for that"

"Renesmee. You are a guest in my house I-"

"I'm not a guest. That status went out of the window when I blew chunks over your new cream carpet after I ate that rice Emmett made" Seriously, It doesn't take a genius to know you're not supposed to re-heat rice, after it's already been cooked. Poor Esme had to clean that up. Good thing Carlisle's a doctor though.

Esme laughed lightly at the memory, but shuddered a little too. The pizza guy just looked astounded.

"How much was it again?" I asked him.

"40 dollars"

I took 4 tens out of my purse and handed it to him. He walked away after handing me the food.

I had gained a lot of money working at the Forks Starbucks. I had gone from trainee to manager in a few months so I was rarely short of cash; I needed it for the upkeep of my motorcycle. I worked hard for it though...most of the time. I was serious about coffee.

My friends and family weren't happy to say the least when I bought one. Being death traps and all. I just shrugged when they mentioned it. I could take care of myself.

I gave Momma E a loud kiss on the cheek and walked back downstairs. Someone had though to grab some plates, glasses and cutlery.

Eating the food we talked about pointless stuff. Bella had a competition with me as to who could chug a glass of coke the fastest. She won. She won everybody except for Emmett. When it came to Food, Drink and sports. We would all loose to him. Mr S and Mr H came whilst we were eating our dinner. Red faced and flustered. They left angrier when 'innocent' Esme told us we'd been there all night. Rosalie didn't fancy eating her burger, she got it right to her mouth, sniffed it, put it down. She apologised and offered to pay me back the money I wasted. What was I, a cheap skate? I threw my fries at her. She laughed.

When we were all stuffed, we sprawled out on the sofa, squished next to one another. Bella reminded me it was nearing 10 O'clock and I had yet to ring Charlie.

I punched our house numbers into my cell and put it to my ear.

"Hello" Charlie huffed.

"HEY POP!!!" I screamed down the phone. I don't know why. I think it was the 6 glasses of coke.

"Quiet down Renesmee!" See. He's scolding me with my full name.

"Sorry. Bella and I are sleeping at the Cullen's place. Okay with you?"

"Would you even listen to me if I said no?" He asked, a little happier now.

"No. So you should try to stick with yes, that way you can try and maintain some dignity" I laughed.

"Fine then. Of course you can sleepover. But I want to see you when you get back from school tomorrow"

"Deal, daddio. Love you" Everyone was listening in to the call.

"Wait. Can I talk to Bells first?"

My only reply was to hand Bella the cell.

"Yeah dad?" We leaned near Bella. I couldn't hear what Charlie was saying though.

Her face suddenly blushed scarlet. "Dad. I'm not even- But....Urgh, you heard us? - I mean, I'm still a virg- No way, dad no!" She pleaded loudly. Trying to ignore the fact we were all there. All of a sudden she threw her hands up, exasperated. "FINE. I'M BEING SAFE. OKAY?!?!"

She hung up and threw the phone onto the beanbag.

I swear. Everyone in the room blinked, and then broke out in laughter. Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Edward and me weren't breathing. What a conversation to have with your dad when your fiends were in the room. If only I could have recorded that. Bella just crossed her arms and silently fumed. Rosalie, who was sat next to her just dropped her head on to her shoulder and gave her a hug.

Once people had stopped laughing. We actually had a go on guitar hero. We chose Bowling for Soup's 'High school never ends'

Unfortunately, for Emmett and Rosalie. It already should have. But, due to a prank gone wrong they ended up locked in a padded cell the whole week of finals. I felt bad about that. But it gave me an extra year with them because they had to repeat senior year. Edward, Alice, Jasper and Bella were all in senior year too now, so next year. I'll be all alone. I sighed quietly. Oh well. It's not like they're dying. Just moving away.

Jasper had already had his birthday. Beginning of October. But the rest of our birthdays were coming up. Emmett's was during spring break. That was coming up soon.

"Oh yeah!" I jumped up. Suddenly reminded of something.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" Everyone screamed simultaneously. It was kind of neat.

"Me and Em forgot to tell you something."

"What?" Jasper asked.

"We are all going on the Cullen camping trip this spring break" My voice was full of excitement.

Jasper, Edward, Em and me high-fived one-another; the last trip was a great trip...for us anyway.

Bells, Ali and Rose –Who by the way were actually still with shock- Not so much.

Bella broke out of it first. "No, no and NO. No way in hell. Na-ah. No chance. Not after last time. Have fun without me" She shook her head stubbornly, vigorously.

"Amen to that" Alice agreed.

"You are dumber than I thought if you think I'm going" Take a guess on who that was.

"Rose!" Emmett protested. "My birthday's during spring break. You can't expect me to celebrate without you" He actually seemed really upset with the thought.

"Yes I can." She refused to look him in the eyes; his puppy dog eyes once actually got a teacher to move a grade from a D to a C. Genius. They were hugged together so it looked quite odd.

"What if I don't want to? Huh?"

"Then stay here"

Emmett stared at her, pulled her chin up to make her look at him. He pulled his eyebrows together and made his lips tremble. He looked her right in the eyes and whispered "Please".

Well damn, I'd never seen her cave so quick. She quickly pulled him into a gentle kiss and groaned a "Fine".

Love. It was the biggest weakness ever. I shook my head.

Pulling back from their kiss, Em had the cheesiest grin I'd ever seen. Cheater.

The two other guys, seeing this, immediately got ideas. This would be an easy job. Rose was actually the most stubborn. Jasper got as far sighing sadly when Alice caved. Bella gave up with a huff when Edward stroked her cheek. Seriously, if love made you this week. I didn't wanna fall in love. I could do without that.

Everyone else left not long after "to get showered and go to bed"- aka, Sex- leaving me downstairs. I would've used that to my advantage with all the video games, but there was gonna be a new behaviour co-ordinator tomorrow, and I had to...introduce myself in a unique way. Something for him- I heard his name was Mr Black- to think of me by. Laying down on my bed, I let ideas flood my mind.

Okay. I know this chapter blew, but like I said, it was just a filler chapter.

What do you like as your take-out?!?!

I should be updating, weekly. Maybe earlier, but not later. It depends on how soon my brain can try thinking of something genius. On second thought...

Anyway, I'm starting on Chapter 3- WHERE JACOB GET'S INTRODUCED!!!!

Mrs Emacular

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