Endou: When I asked you to stop yelling "Sakka Yarouze" all the time, maybe I should have been more specific. Don't say it. Ever. Again. Whispering it doesn't make it any less annoying- actually it makes it even more annoying.
Goenji: The "My Sister Is In Hospital" card doesn't work anymore, Goenji. She hasn't been in hospital for over a year. And I don't care if all of your hissatsu are fire related, use your own balls if you're going to practice them.
Kidou: I understand that Haruna is your only family left in the world, but tackling Kurimatsu from behind for talking to her is out of order. Now we're down another substitute, who just so happens to be the super sub who pretty much always turns the match around.
Kazemaru: I refuse to believe that you don't do anything to your hair. There is not a chance in hell that there is not a drop of product in there.
Someoka: Refer to the above message.
Handa: Although what you say about Kidou not seeing you very well because of his goggles may be true, that doesn't explain why everyone else forgets that you're there.
Kabeyama: How have the Doctors cleared your legs as being fine? They look like they'll snap under your weight at any second!
Shourin: Thank you for listening to me. However, using the wall to practice your spin kicks is not an appropriate alternative.
Shadow: I know that Kidou wears a cape too, but he doesn't look like an idiot when he wears it. Somehow.
Kageno: Surely you can just move it out of the way? A hairclip or something? Who knows, maybe people would give you more attention if they could see your face?
Shishido: I'm glad to hear that your hearing is returning. I'm also a little jealous that you haven't been able to hear Endou-kun when he starts whispering the dreaded words.
Kurimatsu: I know that you were only asking Haruna what time it was, but Kidou is a bit of a nutter. At least all of those plasters you carry are coming in handy.
Megane: Yes I do remember when you redirected that shot and won a match. News flash; that was a year and a half ago! Shishido has been more relevant than you in the last week, and he's been partially deaf!
Max: I've personally experienced heat rush and you show all of the signs during the summer. Henceforth I refuse to believe you when you say that the hat keeps you cool.
Aki: Do you think you could lend Kageno a hair clip?
Haruna: Ok, I'm sure I saw you glance at Kidou before talking to Kurimatsu. I'm watching you Haruna.
Fuyuka: Sorry about the last message. Calling you a bitch may have been going a teensy bit too far.
Coach Hitomiko: Do you think we could borrow some players from Sun Garden? Ours are dropping like flies.