Chapter 2: Poking Under The Breakfast Table
Here it is folks! The 2nd Chapter of "Xion's Awkward Questions"! Shout outs to A Fav Thing FFer, ImSoAwesome, mariasophforev and Sorafireice for being the first ones to review!
Anyway, I edited some parts in the 1st chapter because I noticed there are some typo mistakes. But it's all fixed now! And so, without further ado, here's the next chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own KH... T_T
Previously...
"But you can, right?" She looked at Larxene with a hopeful expression.
"Sadly, my poppet, I can't. I wouldn't be able to explain it to you properly." The young girl looked down sadly but brigthened up quickly as soon as she heard the next words.
"But I know someone who could." Larxene said with a strange glint in her eyes.
"Really? Who is it?" Xion said excitedly.
The Savage Nymph suddenly grinned mischievously.
"Roxas."
Now...
Roxas woke up with a start.
He was just dreaming about eating a giant size keyblade ice cream together with Xion, who was sitting on his lap, when suddenly, the voice of Xemnas blared through the PA system around the castle.
"Calling all... Calling all Nobodies!"
Rubbing his eyes, he looked at the clock and noticed it's already 7:12am.
Shit! I'm late for breakfast! He cursed to himself as he swiftly jumped from his bed and rushed to the bathroom to brush his teeth and take a quick shower.
He emerged from his room five minutes later wearing a simple yellow shirt and brown pants and proceed towards the dining area.
As he got closer to the door, he heard numerous voices inside, suggesting that most, if not all, of the Nobodies are already present.
Sighing to himself because of his lateness, he pushed the door and entered the room to be greeted by various conversations from the members present.
Silently making his way to the empty seat beside Xion, he couldn't help but catch some bits of talking from the group.
"Hey Xemny," Marluxia said as he batted his eyelashes to Xemnas, "Did you already saw my newly planted flowers? You should come visit my garden sometimes!" He said in a somewhat disturbing girly voice which made the Superior shuddered inwardly.
"...And so, with this potion that I have made, you're stamina will increase dramatically!" Vexen proudly explained to Lexaeus and Xigbar as the two Nobodies stared at the bottle filled with pink liquid.
"Are you sure about this, Vex?" Xigbar asked skeptically. "It looks more like a love potion to me."
"Nonsense. The color is irrelevant to the effects." The scientist said dismissively. "Besides, appearance is not a proof of strength. Look at Marluxia. He's hair and behaviour seems girly, but in battle he has the ferocity of a man." He said as he glanced at the pink haired Nobody, who was busy flirting with the Superior.
"Maybe." Xigbar said, still unconvinced.
"So, Axel, are you ready for your reward tonight for helping me learn some fire spells?" Larxene winked, which made the red-haired blushed.
"What's up with you and Larxene?" Roxas asked as he sat between Axel and Xion. Then he smirked and whispered so no one would hear, "Don't tell me you're into sadistic chicks?"
"Of course not!" Axel said in a mortified look, still blushing.
Roxas smirked again. But before he could tease Axel further, Xemnas cleared his throat to gain their attention.
"Since our 13th member is finally here," The Superior glared at Roxas, "I believe it is time we eat."
"Yes, Superior." The 13 Nobodies murmured before they started to help themselves to the food.
Halfway through his meal, Roxas felt a light tap on his left shoulder to find Xion looking at him.
"Anything I can help you with, Xion?" He smiled. Ever since their leader introduce the girl, Roxas couldn't help but feel close to her. Maybe it's because we both don't have any memories of our past, he thought.
"Actually, yes. I just have a question to ask." Xion smiled back at him.
"Sure. What is it?" He said as he took a mouthful of eggs and bacon.
Lowering her voice so no one could her as she didn't want yesterday's incident to happen again, Xion whispered, "Do you know what a penis is?"
As soon as she said this, Roxas, who was still chewing his food, choked very hard.
"W-what?!" He said, choking and coughing badly.
Axel, noting his friend's discomfort, but not knowing the cause, quickly gave him a glass of water before turning back to his waffles.
Roxas, after emptying the glass in less than 5 seconds, sets it back at the table before clearing his throat three times.
"Why do you wanna know?" He asked nervously.
"Nothing. But I heard some guys talking about it in Twilight Town. As well as the word "vagina"." Xion said casually.
Roxas gulped hard at Xion's explanation.
"And do you know what a vag... vagi... vagina means?" He gulped again three more times before finishing the sentence.
"Oh yes!" Xion said proudly. "Larxene explained it to me. She said it's that hole betwe-" but before she could finish, Roxas interrupted her with a nervous laugh.
"Yes, Xion. Larxene is right!" He laughed again nervously, not wanting to let Xion complete the sentence.
"But she didn't told me what a penis is." She pouted. "She said she won't be able to explain it properly. But you can." Xion said with a hopeful expression.
Taking a mental note to talk with the Savage Nymph after breakfast, Roxas drew a breath and exhaled slowly before answering her.
"You know Xion, I don't think it's also proper for me to explain it to you." He said seriously as he scratched the back of his head.
"But why? I can't ask the others. They will just leave me alone without giving me a proper answer." Xion whined.
Not wanting to cause a scene, Roxas sighed before replying, "Fine."
He drew another deep breath and said in a low voice, "You see, Xion, a penis is like a... vagina..." He gulped a bit as he said that before continuing, "It's where us males releases our pee." He finished before abruptly returning to his food.
Xion blinked. "That's it?" She said as if expecting more detail.
Roxas merely nodded, not trusting himself to answer.
Slightly disappointed by the lack of more information, Xion returned to her food and started to eat her dessert.
Just as she was about to finish her chocolate cake, she glanced back at Roxas and noticed something strange in his pants.
What's that bulge between his legs? She thought curiously.
Unable to control herself, she cautiously edge herself out of her seat until she is under the table and crawled near Roxas to get a closer look.
Glancing at the boy to make sure he is not looking, she slowly lowered her head towards his pants until it is only a mere 6 inch away from the strange bulge...
Meanwhile, Roxas, wanting to leave the table immediately to prevent Xion from asking anymore embarassing questions, hurriedly finishes his food.
However, as he was picking up a glass of water, something poked his manhood. This made him jumped in surprise, earning him some strange looks from his companions, and prompty spilled the water over Axel.
Grumbling loudly, Axel said, "What the hell is wrong with you, man?"
However, Roxas didn't answered him. Because when he looked down at his pants, he yelped in shock at what he saw.
Xion's head scrutinizing his manhood with her index finger touching it gingerly.
"Hey Roxas, what's this hard bulge between your legs? Is this your penis?" She asked loudly as she poked it again.
Soon, 12 pairs of eyes are fixed on him. Axel, being next to him, widened his eyes as he saw Xion under the table.
"X-Xion?!" Axel asked, clearly bewildered. "What are you doing in there?"
"I'm just curious about this bulge in Roxas' pants." She said simply, clearly mystified.
Xemnas groaned and banged his head on the table as soon as he heard her while Saix and Xaldin looked at him with slight concern. Larxene and Marluxia grinned at each other as if they already expected this while Xigbar looked at Luxord, who got a smug look on his face, before sighing and pulling out a large pouch of munny and handing it over to the Gambler of Fate. Demyx and Lexaeus have their mouths wide open while Zexion and Vexen simply watched the events unfold in silence.
Meanwhile, Roxas, who was getting redder by the minute, swiftly stood up and backed away slowly from the table.
Xion, taken aback by her friend's sudden action, crawled out and stood up in confusion.
"What's going on?" She scratched her head, perplexed.
"Superior..." Roxas said while staring at Xion with a terrified look. "Can I take my leave now and go back to my room?" He said, still backing away slowly.
Xemnas just waved his hand in acknowledgement, face still planted on the table.
"Thanks." Roxas squeaked before running to the exit.
Xion, growing more curious than ever due to her friend's reaction, sprinted after him.
"Roxas, wait! You still haven't answered me! Was that thing between your legs your penis?" The Nobodies heard her called as she pursued the young boy.
Back at the dining area, Xemnas raised his head and banged it one more time at the table as the room exploded in laughter.
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