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Ch. 2: A message
"Now then, let's plan out our next move. We should probably expose the corruptivity of the Police Force." Naruto said as he sat back on his chair, Hinata sat beside him and nodded. Together they looked out over their sea of minions, each of them wore a different mask. Naruto and Hinata wore identical make up, and Hinata had a dress form of his suit. One of them stood up and turned to them.
"Why do we have to wear these masks? And, why do you two have that ugly ass make up on your face?" He said as he turned away.
Naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a cell phone, dialing a number he put it to his ear, "Boom." The second he said this the guy's head exploded. "Now then, any other questions?" He said happily, "I've got it! Come on Vixen, we can take care of this. You all just take a break."
---A Few Days Later---
"Alright class, does anyone know what happened to Sasuke?" Kakashi asked the class as the bell rang.
"I heard he was kidnapped." Kiba said.
"No way, not Sasuke." Ino countered.
"Kiba is probably right, it would make more sense for him to have been drugged then taken away. Probably by a fangirl or something." Shikamaru
Sakura was in the fetal position in the corner, 'Please be alright Sasuke, and don't let those girls molest you.' The door opened as Naruto and Hinata ran through it.
"S-sorry we're late, the traffic really sucked. And then I ran into him" Hinata said as she walked to her seat. Naruto did the same.
"Everyone a new message has appeared, turn on the TVs to Channel Ten." The principal said over the intercom.
Kakashi flicked the TV on, and tuned it in.
"Hello people it's me again, did you miss me? Oh wait I've never introduced myself, call me the Monarch of Chaos; Kitsune, and this is my girl, Vixen; the Mistress of Chaos." He said as a girl who was dressed just like him came out of the shadows, she even had the same make up. "Now then, back to business, I'll show you just how bad this city is. Meet Uchiha Sasuke," A hook lowered carrying the unconscious teen, "heir of the Uchiha family since his brother's disappearance. Now, the Uchihas run the Police Agency, one family in charge. No questions asked, hmm sounds like an easy place to corrupt. So I've done this, bring 'em out boys." A group of thugs came out carrying bound Uchiha. "I asked these fine officers to abduct little Sasuke-kun here, under the premise that I'd make their names known. As you can see I kept my promise, five Uchiha. Uchiha Sarogi, Miroka, Suitetsu, Futaka, and Raisu. Now Konoha's finest, so easily swayed to something for a less than apparent reward, are busted by me in their attempt to be well known. Notice the dramatic irony there. Now ask yourselves, do you really think these people are the real protectors?" He finished as he lit the bound Uchiha on fire, leaving Sasuke to dangle above the fire. "Oh yeah and guess what, by the time you see this I'd of already left this dump. It's the Ratsuki Fishing Warehouse, on the wharf. Have fun hunting people." He said as he turned off the camera.
"Well now, maybe he isn't the enemy. Maybe it's the Uchiha's and other easily corruptible officials." Kakashi said with an eye smile. The girls turned to him.
"What was that!?" They all said in unison, Kakashi put his hands up.
"Oh nothing, nothing at all." He said cheerfully.
"He's just a menace, we should kill him!" Sakura said as she gripped her seat.
"Alright I guess class is canceled then." Kakashi said as he left the room.
---Later At the Hyuga's---
"Father meet Naruto, Naruto meet father." Hinata said as the two shook hands.
"Pleasure to meet ya sir." Naruto said with that grin.
"Pleasure to meet you as well. I've heard a lot about you over the phone." Hiashi said stoicly.
"Listen sir I know it's really soon, but, I was wanting to ask if I could marry your daughter." Naruto said nervously.
Hiashi's eyes widened, "Do you want to marry him Hinata?"
"Yeah, I want to." Hinata said her blush creeping along her cheeks.
"Well, then I guess I give my permission, unfortunately we can't spare money for the ceremony. So it's going to be a small wedding. Naruto call up your family." Hiashi said as he took out a brush and paper.
"Umm, I don't really have a family. I do have eight close friends though." Naruto said sadly.
"Alright, there is one more condition. You two must live together until the wedding, also a doctor will check Hinata every month. If he says you two have had premarital sex. Then you'll be forced to marry right away. Understand?" Hiashi asked them.
"No sweat, right Hinata?" Naruto asked her.
"Yes." Hinata replied.
---Later---
"Oh my god that was exhausting, oh well at least our message seemed to work." Naruto said as he sat down on the ground. Hinata sat on his lap and placed her head on his shoulder.
"Yeah, at least I gave you the run down of what's happened these last few years. Now you can avoid suspicion." Hinata said as she kissed his cheek.
"I love you, Hinata. Hey do you wanna do the honors?" Naruto asked as he pulled out a detonator.
Hinata smiled and with a nod flipped the switch.
---Hyuga Compound---
BOOM!
---back to them---
"Let's get back there and act like we are witnesses." Naruto said as they got up and took off back the way they came.
They got there and put on their distressed faces, Naruto pulled out a cell phone and dialed 911. "Yeah there's a fire at the Hyuga Compound."
---Later---
Naruto and Hinata sat on the steps of the police station, a man came out, his graying hair was thinning towards the top. "Come on inside." They followed him inside and they sat in a room. "What happened?"
"Well, we were asking my father, Hyuga Hiashi, to be married, he approved and we left for home. We barely made it to the end of the block when the houses blew up. We ran back and called you guys."
"Awfully young, aren't you?"
"Well we love each other."
"Any ideas who did it?"
"Only one I can think of is that Kitsune guy."
"Alright just go home then."
"Ok."
---At the house---
"Hahahahahaha, tomorrow's Saturday, let's end this game with Weasel then." Naruto said happily as Hinata pulled him into bed, he cuddled against her as he fell kissed his forehead as she too fell asleep. Naruto drew closer to Hinata as his head rested in her valley.
---The Next Day---
A window exploded, the general public looked up and saw him, Kitsune looking down smiling as he takes out an Uzi and begins firing into the building. "Come on Weasel, I want to fight! How many more innocents do I have to kill before you show?" He took out a bazooka. "Everything burns."
He fired a missile as a streak intercepted it. The wreckage turned in mid air, before ejecting Weasel. He flew towards Kitsune who dove after him. They reared their fists back as they looked into each other's eyes. They swung their fists forward and hit each other hard in the face. They went flying back, Weasel landed on the floor of an office building. Kitsune went through a window before launching two red energy arms to grab the frame, and like a slingshot, he dove for Weasel. Weasel got to his feet as Kitsune tackled him, the floor was ripping apart as the two of them slid through it. They landed on the next floor, Weasel was barely standing, "Who are you?"
"I am Kitsune," Kitsune said from behind him. Then Kitsune stabbed him through with a metal rod, "How dissappointing." He pushed the Weasel out the window as he walked away. 'This city doesn't deserve heroes. They deserve Vixen, and Kitsune.'
He walked out of the building to where Weasel lay dead, the mask was breaking as he turned him over. He removed the mask as Vixen walked up. "Uchiha Itachi?"
"So this is where he disappeared to." Kitsune said as he picked up the body. "Come, we are almost done."
---Later that night---
"Howdy folks, me again, tell me now that Weasel is dead you feel safe huh, cause now I have no one to play with. Wrong, I have an entire City to play with, A city that needs bridges to make contact with the outside world. So I blew them sky high, also let me introduce you to the real Weasel." A giant raft floated down the water way, "It was none other than Uchiha Itachi. I know it's unexpected. Anyway, we're gonna have much fun. T T F N."
"This is going to be the start of a real hero, let's bring him down to our level." Naruto said